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    NoseHair
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 9:00 PM ET #1

    I work night shift doing data entry type crap work for a bank.

    In recent months i've been chatting it up with an older woman who sits just a few cubicals away from me.  My guess is she's in her late 30's - she refuses tell me the age, but i'm guess 37 or 38.  Recently we've been taking our breaks and lunches at the same time....hanging out more in general. Me doing most of the talking; and her laughing at everything I say.

    Anyways, so over the last couple weeks she's been telling me about her two kids she loves...and also her husband who says she fights with all the time, and says he spends more time with his friends playing poker.  

    As we'd gotten 'tighter' in recent weeks, I was seriously starting to think I gotta shot at nailing this cougar friend of mine, with rather large, fine breasts.   I was also getting the feeling that she was looking to take a run at young, fresh blood.

    So Friday morning, I give her a ride home, and she asks me if she could come check out my apartment before I drop her off.   Or should I say 'juice' check it out.  At this point, I knew it was 'party time'.

    So we get back to my place and the wild cougar friend of mine litterly pounces all over me for 15 minutes of crazy sex before I finally blew my load.  I held off as long as I could but this woman was fucking wild...like she hasnt had sex for a freakin year.

    I feel bad for her kids, but not for her husband who hasnt been paying any attention to her.

    I'm hoping it doesnt get 'weird' at work this week.
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    To remove first post, remove entire topic.
    I work night shift doing data entry type crap work for a bank.

    In recent months i've been chatting it up with an older woman who sits just a few cubicals away from me.  My guess is she's in her late 30's - she refuses tell me the age, but i'm guess 37 or 38.  Recently we've been taking our breaks and lunches at the same time....hanging out more in general. Me doing most of the talking; and her laughing at everything I say.

    Anyways, so over the last couple weeks she's been telling me about her two kids she loves...and also her husband who says she fights with all the time, and says he spends more time with his friends playing poker.  

    As we'd gotten 'tighter' in recent weeks, I was seriously starting to think I gotta shot at nailing this cougar friend of mine, with rather large, fine breasts.   I was also getting the feeling that she was looking to take a run at young, fresh blood.

    So Friday morning, I give her a ride home, and she asks me if she could come check out my apartment before I drop her off.   Or should I say 'juice' check it out.  At this point, I knew it was 'party time'.

    So we get back to my place and the wild cougar friend of mine litterly pounces all over me for 15 minutes of crazy sex before I finally blew my load.  I held off as long as I could but this woman was fucking wild...like she hasnt had sex for a freakin year.

    I feel bad for her kids, but not for her husband who hasnt been paying any attention to her.

    I'm hoping it doesnt get 'weird' at work this week.
     
    Messier-11
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 9:08 PM ET #2

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    Molsen
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 9:14 PM ET #3

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    coldsnap55
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 9:14 PM ET #4

    Looks like you and your new Dad  have something in common.
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    Looks like you and your new Dad  have something in common.
     
    pezeveng
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 9:51 PM ET #5

    pics
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    pics
     
    The Hawk
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 9:56 PM ET #6

    Mods, please don't wait, put this in Archives real soon!
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    Mods, please don't wait, put this in Archives real soon!
     
    VGPOP
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 9:58 PM ET #7

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    samuelsosa
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 10:15 PM ET #8

    I hope I can be involved in a archived thread. NoseHair...tell us more.
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    I hope I can be involved in a archived thread. NoseHair...tell us more.
     
    ShootDaClubUp
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 10:42 PM ET #9

    Welcome to America, This happens everyday in this country you fucking TOOL !!!!!
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    Welcome to America, This happens everyday in this country you fucking TOOL !!!!!
     
    CountNo_Account
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 10:56 PM ET #10

    Was she tucked and taped and FABULOUS?
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    Was she tucked and taped and FABULOUS?
     
    Coley
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 11:01 PM ET #11

    You're a douchebag.
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    You're a douchebag.
     
    DTher85
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    Posted: Dec. 13, 2009 - 11:11 PM ET #12

    Even if this is true, you're still a scumbag for sleeping with her. Do you even really know what is going on in her marriage? You only hear what she is telling you, who knows if she is a just a crazy bitch who likes to cheat on her husband. I am sure you have created an awkward situation for yourself at work now, having sex with a co-worker is not the smartest move since it rarely works out. In the end you should not be proud of yourself, let alone gloating about this. You should never get involved in someone's marriage like this. I hope her husband does not find out and eventually beats the piss out of you, although I would not blame him if he did. I'm not trying to pick a fight with you or anything, I am just telling you how wrong this is and that you may have created a very bad situation for yourself. Why give yourself a headache when you can avoid it?
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    Even if this is true, you're still a scumbag for sleeping with her. Do you even really know what is going on in her marriage? You only hear what she is telling you, who knows if she is a just a crazy bitch who likes to cheat on her husband. I am sure you have created an awkward situation for yourself at work now, having sex with a co-worker is not the smartest move since it rarely works out. In the end you should not be proud of yourself, let alone gloating about this. You should never get involved in someone's marriage like this. I hope her husband does not find out and eventually beats the piss out of you, although I would not blame him if he did. I'm not trying to pick a fight with you or anything, I am just telling you how wrong this is and that you may have created a very bad situation for yourself. Why give yourself a headache when you can avoid it?
     
    Killer_B
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 12:08 AM ET #13

    85, you make some great points. I've (not proudly) done that before but never with kids involved. I'm not going to be the one to break up a family. I don't need that shit in my life. Thats one you would never forget or feel good about it when you did think of it. Nothing ever good ever comes out of the "at work/married w/kids broad". The 15 minutes of passion while thrilling can come with incredible ramifications including murder.
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    85, you make some great points. I've (not proudly) done that before but never with kids involved. I'm not going to be the one to break up a family. I don't need that shit in my life. Thats one you would never forget or feel good about it when you did think of it. Nothing ever good ever comes out of the "at work/married w/kids broad". The 15 minutes of passion while thrilling can come with incredible ramifications including murder.
     
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 12:10 AM ET #14

    If Nosehair didnt do the deed someone else would of. The woman is clearly a full-blown skeezer.
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    If Nosehair didnt do the deed someone else would of. The woman is clearly a full-blown skeezer.
     
    Retburj13
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 12:31 AM ET #15

    wow....


    u read penthouse forum too?!?! nice.......
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    wow....


    u read penthouse forum too?!?! nice.......
     
    tim1604
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 12:34 AM ET #16

    this shit cracks me up, we need pics?
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    this shit cracks me up, we need pics?
     
    Ace77
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 12:35 AM ET #17

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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 12:36 AM ET #18

    Quote Originally Posted by tim1604:

    this shit cracks me up, we need pics?


    and not of nose
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    Quote Originally Posted by tim1604:

    this shit cracks me up, we need pics?


    and not of nose
     
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 12:36 AM ET #19

    she must be down with the wigger look
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    she must be down with the wigger look
     
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 1:09 AM ET #20

    It's cool with me. I'm her husband. I'm really good at poker, and her tits aren't that great. Enjoy........
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    It's cool with me. I'm her husband. I'm really good at poker, and her tits aren't that great. Enjoy........
     
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 1:58 AM ET #21

    i bet she has red hair and is mildly husky
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    i bet she has red hair and is mildly husky
     
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 3:21 AM ET #22

    hahahahah another classic from nose hair
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    hahahahah another classic from nose hair
     
    raceman06
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 3:31 AM ET #23

    pics nose hair, we need pics.
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    pics nose hair, we need pics.
     
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 3:31 AM ET #24

    pics nose hair, we need pics.
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    pics nose hair, we need pics.
     
     
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    Posted: Dec. 14, 2009 - 6:16 AM ET #25

    Do you make a post, every time you get laid?


    Big Ballin' since '02
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    Do you make a post, every time you get laid?


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