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If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Molsen:

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?



 
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My Depends adult incontenance product can't take the piss-filling I've had from laughing so hard the past tewo days from this thread.
 
Any recommendations on a better product that I might try?

Thank you.
 
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PS: Do you know if they come in boxers or briefs....I want to make sure the ol' sperm count stays high. You never know when I might meet some 18-year old Russian babe on the Internet, who might want to fleece me out of my Social Security checks.
 
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 What about my toenails, Doc????
 
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If I have my head cut off like Ted Williams and frozen in a cryonics lab will they be able to revive me in the future?
 
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still waiting doc
 
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DOCTOR---with all the JACKO talk, I'm flooding out of my house. Please an answer on the diapers before it's too late!
 
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What does the A-a gradient have to be to clinically diagnose ARDS? What does ARDS look like on chest film? What mode of mechanical ventilation do you use in ARDS?
 
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This thread is great 
 
Paging Doctor Falcon..... Please pick up the red courtesy phone.
 
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Dr, I have a Penis problem.

Its not what you think, its VERY Large. Its so large that I could suck it myself if I chose.. but of course when you're hung, its not necassry & actually hurts.

Why? I'm out cruising the town (a fairly large city) & all the babes know if they come home with me there box will get rock and most chose not. 


Is there a penis shortening procedure I could have?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by VegasMaxx:

If I have my head cut off like Ted Williams and frozen in a cryonics lab will they be able to revive me in the future?

The only thing we can do is clone you.  Just give sample of dna and we will take care of it. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by amd:

What does the A-a gradient have to be to clinically diagnose ARDS? What does ARDS look like on chest film? What mode of mechanical ventilation do you use in ARDS?

 

Unfortunately, The University of Andorra did not have ARDS.  We were never taught this procedure.  I'm sure a pulmonary specialist will take care of this.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by YaMon:

Dr, I have a Penis problem.

Its not what you think, its VERY Large. Its so large that I could suck it myself if I chose.. but of course when you're hung, its not necassry & actually hurts.

Why? I'm out cruising the town (a fairly large city) & all the babes know if they come home with me there box will get rock and most chose not. 


Is there a penis shortening procedure I could have?

Hi Yamon,

It sounds like you were born of the horse family.  Human beings with unusually long penis' do live to see old age.  The blood flow, stress, and the unability to mate (hurts the woman) usually ends up in suicide or cardiac arrest for the male.  There is no surgical procedure.  I hope your life is fulfilled with lots of happiness, no woman will want to mate with you once they see that you are not human.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ApacheM:

 What about my toenails, Doc????

Hello Apache,

Please pick up some lamitril at your local supermarket.  You could have problems later on with walking, or even standing for prolonged periods.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by art-frost:

who is going to win the superbowl next year?
thanks doc

Hello Art,

The SuperBowl winner will be Seattle Seahawks.

 
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ARDS is not a procedure, it's a clinical diagnosis...Adult Respiratory Distress Syndrome, marked by an Arterial-alveolar gradient of more than 300, having diffuse pulmonary infiltrates throughout the chest film, using pressure controlled ventilation with peeps of 10-20 cm water.
 
Bol with your sports wagering tomorrow
 
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Quote Originally Posted by mikeyp1:

FALCON...I don't know if you are a real comedian or a comedy writer, but if you're not, you should consider going into it.
 
Yours is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read on this or any other forum!

Hi Mike,

Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.  But thank you and I love you and others on here with all my heart. Just looking out for your health, a smile a day, keeps doctor's bills at bay.

 
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What kind of procedure would they do for a dis located patella?
 
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Once in awhile I get a tingling feeling on the left side of my face, usually around the cheekbone area. I am not a docter but I think it has to do with my eye sight (I need glasses). What do you think?
Second mouse gets the cheese.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by KasperNV:

Once in awhile I get a tingling feeling on the left side of my face, usually around the cheekbone area. I am not a docter but I think it has to do with my eye sight (I need glasses). What do you think?

I'm not a US doctor either, but anytime face tingles, and numbness and all that happens, time to see one.  These are signs of a stroke coming.  I don't know how old you are but tingling, numbness, and all this is not good.  Twitching, would be eyes, tingling would be brain.

 
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I am not a doctor of medicine, but of philosophy, sorry if the thread was misleading.  I still have lots of life experience, so please ask away.
 
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Darn, I guess I will have to break down and see one. We have shitty Docters in Vegas though. I am 37.
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this guy sounds like the one who posted a picture of him and his black eye after his neighbor cold cocked him...
 
he would do threads like this all the time...
 
what was his name again????
 
 
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I, being only an Honorary Doctor of Divinity (from two churches) offer this advice on foot care.  Brown's original medicated Foot Bath can't be beat for Athletes foot, other foot rashes secondary to fungal infections.  Also for corns, callouses etc.  You can purchase it online (no, I don't get a commission) but I have been using it for years.  Once a month is good for me, sometimes twice.  It is good medicine, like Demerol which is good for warts, moles, itchy holes, fits, farts and freckles.
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