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Quote Originally Posted by kuddish:

Surgery for Chromes disease. When you open up a person and have to remove blockage or whatever from his intestines how much of a chance is there, that he is going to die?

Whenever you have a surgery, for whatever reason, there is a chance for death.  I would put it at 20 to 30 percent.  Depends on who is performing it, how he's mood is. 

 

 

 

I am not a real U.S. doctor, I got my degree at Andora University.  So please take my advice with a grain of salt.  It took them two years to give us our degree's.

 
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I keep getting diarrhea when I eat at Taco Bell  I love the food at Taco Bell, and I don't want to give it up just because it gives me diarrhea.  I'm desperately looking for a cure/solution to this dilemma.  Thanks Doc
 
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I am hung like a mule, and it is causing my girlfriend considerable pain. Should i consider penis reduction surgery, or being the shallow American male that i am, just keep stuffing a sock in her mouth to muffle her screams??
 
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Quote Originally Posted by searchwarrant:

Ya have to cycle the anti fungal pills kemosabee. No other way around it.. The pills are only about 15 dollars each and hammer your liver for 12 weeks.

I tried the pills a few yrs ago, they gave me a splittin' headache. I read that soaking you toes in Listerine works. Im tring that now, Thx.

 I let you know about the Listerine.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by captjohn67:

I am hung like a mule, and it is causing my girlfriend considerable pain. Should i consider penis reduction surgery, or being the shallow American male that i am, just keep stuffing a sock in her mouth to muffle her screams??

Let a man with a smaller penis handle her.  She is a human being and deserves happiness.  You are more of an animal.  Let her have sex with others

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Rockdog:

I keep getting diarrhea when I eat at Taco Bell  I love the food at Taco Bell, and I don't want to give it up just because it gives me diarrhea.  I'm desperately looking for a cure/solution to this dilemma.  Thanks Doc

 

Try DelTaco

 
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I would like a nice, lengthy supply of Viccadones (personal consumption, not for selling).......please refer to my profile, so I can tell you where to send the prescription.







 
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what do you think of trying to skin graft a hemangeomia?
if it did work, what are the complications a year after?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

I would like a nice, lengthy supply of Viccadones (personal consumption, not for selling).......please refer to my profile, so I can tell you where to send the prescription.



what's a viccadone?



 
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Why do humans fart?
 
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I have a 9 inch dick and when im fucking my girl it hurts her too much can i end up hurting her inside while im fucking her brains out thanks
 
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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

I would like a nice, lengthy supply of Viccadones (personal consumption, not for selling).......please refer to my profile, so I can tell you where to send the prescription.







I can help you with this
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Every time I eat my stomach gets rock hard. I can tap on my belly and it sounds like a Congo bongo drum. Why is this? I have taken gas pills, but they don't seem to help and I am not over eating. I could have a piece of lettuce and feel this way.
 
Also, why is my poop flat and what can be done about this?
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Is Pine Bark the best remedy for helping blood circulation? I can't seem to get the blood from my feet back to my heart like it should. It started pooling around my ankles. 
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Quote Originally Posted by VGPOP:

Why do humans fart?

That is a great question....Just reading this statement gave me gas......In fact................................

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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That felt good.....

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who is going to win the superbowl next year?
thanks doc
 
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hoe do you repair a posterior medial meniscus tear?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

I can help you with this

 

 
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This has archives written all over it!!!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Chewonme:

what do you think of trying to skin graft a hemangeomia?
if it did work, what are the complications a year after?

Very high risk here.  Stop this. You have a chance of fatality after infection

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Every time I eat my stomach gets rock hard. I can tap on my belly and it sounds like a Congo bongo drum. Why is this? I have taken gas pills, but they don't seem to help and I am not over eating. I could have a piece of lettuce and feel this way.
 
Also, why is my poop flat and what can be done about this?

Try a prescription called benatil.  It helps soften the stools and will give you relief.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

Is Pine Bark the best remedy for helping blood circulation? I can't seem to get the blood from my feet back to my heart like it should. It started pooling around my ankles. 

Try to go to your doctor and he will prescribe blood thinners.  Do not masterbate as the blood circulation problems can occur and death is possible.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by captjohn67:

I am hung like a mule, and it is causing my girlfriend considerable pain. Should i consider penis reduction surgery, or being the shallow American male that i am, just keep stuffing a sock in her mouth to muffle her screams??

 
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Quote Originally Posted by falcon2576:

Very high risk here.  Stop this. You have a chance of fatality after infection

 

WRONG

Hemangeomia like a birth mark, with MASS blood vessels, if you try to graft it  it will probably cause a AV malformation...cause bleeding and perhaps a AV FISTULA...

Thanks for the imbecilic advice

 
 
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FALCON...I don't know if you are a real comedian or a comedy writer, but if you're not, you should consider going into it.
 
Yours is some of the funniest stuff I have ever read on this or any other forum!
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