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Go ahead, don't be scared.
 
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i fucked a stripper 3 times last year without a condom, what are the chances I have something
 
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How thick is your prescription pad?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by AceofKings:

i fucked a stripper 3 times last year without a condom, what are the chances I have something

It depends on her fluids (blood, vaginal orgasm, if she has been with homosexual partners)  Your chances are 50 percent.  Please get tested before you give it to your wife.

 
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Will the Dodgers win the World Series?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DiscoD69:

How thick is your prescription pad?

You would have to come into the office, then we can get you anything you like.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by VegasMaxx:

Will the Dodgers win the World Series?

No, they will represent the National League however.

 
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no blood, but lots of vaginal fluids
 
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I bet you are a proctologist with a real affinity for your work...
 
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Also I have an odd new freckle on my ballsack, will an everyday dermatologist be able to diagnos this or are they going to send me to a real doctor?
 
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Im a 22 year old male, Ive been talkin to this 44 year old hottie that I meet on the internet. She says she isn't happy with her husband. She wants to come to her house later this week. What should I expect?  She also has a 24 year old daughter.
 
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What do you think about dating a woman for two months who has $40k student loan debt? Should one ask her about her finances? Appropriate, not appropriate and why?
COVERS allows u to tell someone they are sexually frustrated so long as ur hands are clean
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CountNo_Account:

I bet you are a proctologist with a real affinity for your work...

Family practice

 
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I just picked up the wedding invitations...
 
We're expecting about 200 guests...
 
What are my chances
 
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Quote Originally Posted by VegasMaxx:

Also I have an odd new freckle on my ballsack, will an everyday dermatologist be able to diagnos this or are they going to send me to a real doctor?

YOU NEED TO SEE A UROLOGIST, but a Derm can help you with this.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by AceofKings:

Im a 22 year old male, Ive been talkin to this 44 year old hottie that I meet on the internet. She says she isn't happy with her husband. She wants to come to her house later this week. What should I expect?  She also has a 24 year old daughter.

You will end up liking the 24 yr old.  She will squeeze every penny you have and blackmail you for sleeping with her daughter.

 
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Is it really a million to one shot, doc?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DiscoD69:

I just picked up the wedding invitations...
 
We're expecting about 200 guests...
 
What are my chances

If you live in U.S. the chances of you divorcing your new wife is 67 percent.

 
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Did you recently recieve the wrong vanity plates?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ABooksNightmare:

What do you think about dating a woman for two months who has $40k student loan debt? Should one ask her about her finances? Appropriate, not appropriate and why?

Never appropriate, lucky to have a wife.  Most men I know die of loneliness.  It's no bullshit, depression is the reason most men die at a young age.

 
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Do you plan on using a retractor at any point during the operation
 
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Quote Originally Posted by ReturnOfKing:

when falcon 76 was banned awhile back... why did it take you so long to make this handle?


The King has RETURNED

 
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Alright you little quack now there was a half PIG half MAN in here now where is he?
 
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You know the difference between a dentist and a sadist don't you?
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