If she's already you're GF you send the bouquet.
Sending a bouquet to a total stranger sends the wrong message and is borderline creepy.
Work up a tremendous boner while wearing your finest sweat pants. Walk in the bank singing Barry White while walking over to her. It is very important to maintain the wood the entire time.
Work up a tremendous boner while wearing your finest sweat pants. Walk in the bank singing Barry White while walking over to her. It is very important to maintain the wood the entire time.
Work up a tremendous boner while wearing your finest sweat pants. Walk in the bank singing Barry White while walking over to her. It is very important to maintain the wood the entire time.
lol. That reminds me of the time I wore sweat pants to the titty bar. Best lap dances I ever had.
Work up a tremendous boner while wearing your finest sweat pants. Walk in the bank singing Barry White while walking over to her. It is very important to maintain the wood the entire time.
lol. That reminds me of the time I wore sweat pants to the titty bar. Best lap dances I ever had.
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The best way to save an embarrasing situation is this.....
Go up to her wearing a ski mask and hand her a note [ with cutout letters from a magazine ] saying...." As you can tell by the bulge in my pants I would like to have it all from you. I want to avoid anyone getting hurt here."
The next 30 second should tell you what your future holds with her.
Problem solved. ![]()
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The best way to save an embarrasing situation is this.....
Go up to her wearing a ski mask and hand her a note [ with cutout letters from a magazine ] saying...." As you can tell by the bulge in my pants I would like to have it all from you. I want to avoid anyone getting hurt here."
The next 30 second should tell you what your future holds with her.
Problem solved. ![]()
Unless you have a lot of money in you're bank account you have zero chance.
If you're one of those paycheck to paycheck people she isnt going to want anything to do with you when she knows everyone in the city that does have money![]()
Unless you have a lot of money in you're bank account you have zero chance.
If you're one of those paycheck to paycheck people she isnt going to want anything to do with you when she knows everyone in the city that does have money![]()
Unless you have a lot of money in you're bank account you have zero chance.
If you're one of those paycheck to paycheck people she isnt going to want anything to do with you when she knows everyone in the city that does have money![]()
Unless you have a lot of money in you're bank account you have zero chance.
If you're one of those paycheck to paycheck people she isnt going to want anything to do with you when she knows everyone in the city that does have money![]()
I was just about to start a thread asking the same question. I'm in school and this middle age lady at the local Macy's is smoking. Wanna approach her but dont know what to say. When are you going to the bank again?
I was just about to start a thread asking the same question. I'm in school and this middle age lady at the local Macy's is smoking. Wanna approach her but dont know what to say. When are you going to the bank again?
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That is a good point. I once was going through the airport security and they made me take off my gloves and run them through the x-ray. I go, "oh, you're right, I might have a bomb in there."
I was immediately escorted to security where they verbally undressed me for about 10 minutes about not joking about that sort of stuff. ![]()
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That is a good point. I once was going through the airport security and they made me take off my gloves and run them through the x-ray. I go, "oh, you're right, I might have a bomb in there."
I was immediately escorted to security where they verbally undressed me for about 10 minutes about not joking about that sort of stuff. ![]()

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