How do I get out of a fight?

This kid is mad about something I did at a party when I was plastered, but I don't want any part of this kid, he is crazy.

Any advice, should I offer him some hush money?

Threaten to tell his mother.

Bake him a cake.   Everyone likes cake  

Again... And excellent post with solid advise...

What did you do to him at this party ?  Was it a h-o-m-oey kind of thing ? Just tell him the alcohol was squeezing his ballsack, not you. Maybe he'll understand. But in the meanwhile, I suggest you hang out with a different crowd. I'm sure there's a group of guys who have Friday night Martha Stewart Living parties out there. 

If he is crazy. You only have one choice. Show him you are crazier

HAHA you are pretty funny, it took my mind off this unfortunate situation for a little bit. SALTY you rock my friend. 

Salty.

He said I was talking garbage about him and his person girl. I call a spade a spade even when I'm hammered.

A good asswhippin isnt necessarily a bad thing. You might surprise yourself.

[Quote: Originally Posted by SALTY] If he is crazy. You only have one choice. Show him you are crazier

just ask him if he's been arrested before because that's what'll happen if he takes a shot.

Not like the good ole days anymore folks. Jail is not fun..neither is court.

 

all dif types of crazy pending on your view.

learned a good lesson, if you dont want none, shut your yapper, mr i call um as i see um

WTF is wrong with you?  You some kind of puzzy???

Get your candy azz over there and TCOB immediately.

Throw punches and kicks until you have nothing left.  Nothing.

We are growing a generation of wussies in this country.

Somethings are better left unsaid Tell the dude you are sorry and anytime he is within arms length BE READY to throwdown and give it your all.Make sure your first punch counts.

Kick his azz  take his girlfriend.

..If u called him a spade in front of his girlfriend u might deserve it,but I would call him and just apologize to him and also his girl.Dont live in fear man.If this guy can slaughter u Id try to keep my fighting buddies close just so when u take that behind whoopin it wont be so  bad..dont live in fear and pray about it.Im moody 1 day I might think walk away the next just get the 1st lick in,but an behind whoopin wouldnt be the end of the world.

Tell him that you are a man of God and only want to pursue peace.  He sounds like the kind of weasel that sets people up he is fighting over being called a name after all.  If he still attacks you don't fight back and take it like a man it's not so bad. Maybe you have something he wants anyways.