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OMG ....I just cried through that whole thread ....Classic
 
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Wow. Been away from the GD forum for a few days and just saw this thread. I actually just read all 76 replies and loved every minute of it.! My 0.02 keep Hillary
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DruDowns:

Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

The last 6-7 weeks i've been leading on a couple different guys....they both want to be "the man".  I do the usual stuff with both of them...listen to Beyonce, dine and dash, gifts, drink coolers and then I throw up my "west side" gangsta sign and get raped..

With one guy - I can afford it, no problem.  But doubling up on them has really left me with a sore ass and the treatment at the doctor's office is getting expensive....need to stop giving one of them my ass, and hold on to one of them for a few more weeks so I can suck him off for fun.

Looking for advice:  Who do I serve walking papers to?


Rocco

- Great body and cute face and huge cock
- Smart, but he works a lot ... only available week day evenings and Saturdays

-Drinks wine coolers
- Enjoys sex ... but only gets it up a couple times a week

Bull

- Pretty good body, ugly face small dick.
- Dumb and Talks WAY too much ... many times i've wanted him to stuff his cock in my mouth
- Available night and day ... 7 days a week
- Loves sex all the time but beats me up.

Interested in what you guys would do.


FnS

Fixed it for you.



 
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Spent the day today at Sherry's apartment.  She's got a couple roommates so it was quite painful for the most part.

Heading out with Hillary tonight...waiting for her now to pick me up.  We're gonna see what's going on at Chubby's Night Club, pretty cool hang out joint.  Then probably back to her place.

I think i'm going to give Sherry the boot tomorrow.

FnS
 
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So your taking Hank to a place callled Chubby's to hang out?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by TheMoneyShot:

Hillary and Sherry? If you are the pimp that you say you are... those are some old 50 year old names you're messing with. LOL  Come on player... you can do better than that.
pot meet kettle  what's the latest on your dumb ass escapades?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

Spent the day today at Steve's apartment.  He's got a couple roommates so it was quite painful for both of them to run through me.

Heading out with Johnny tonight...waiting for him now to pick me up. If I have to blow him again for a ride, I will just puke all over my leather pants.  We're gonna see what's going on at Chubby's Night Club, pretty cool back door joint.  Then probably back to his place.  If I don't get raveged by these boys then I might think about which hunck I will keep around.

I think i'm going to give Stevey the boot tomorrow.

FnS

 

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  DruDowns.

 
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Does Hillary wear those lesbianish grandma clothes around you that you see her on TV with? You better get free health care out of this.
 
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PJ
 
 
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Fartnstiff, I would get rid of Hilary she probably eats a lot and is tough on your bones. Picture
 
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dare I say it...
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

Spent the day today at Gary's apartment.  He's got a couple roommates so it was quite painful for the most part as I'm normally only used to being on the business end of one penis. 

Heading out with Hillary's brother tonight...waiting for him now to pick me up.  I get a chubby just thinking about seeing him.  We're gonna see what's going on at a local Night Club, pretty cool joint to go to with your boyfriend.  Then probably back to his place.

I think i'm going to give Gary the boot tomorrow.

FnS

Fixed it for you.

 
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Chubby's night club
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

   We're gonna see what's going on at Chubby's Night Club, pretty cool hang out joint. 


Tell Corey, Sena and Topanga I said what's up  
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Grego:

 ... so many prior references in this thread

I'll be following this system closely

 
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...park in both their driveways and the first one to tow your car/punch you in the face is the keeper. 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by uscsom09:



Tell Corey, Sena and Topanga I said what's up  


I miss Topanga!
 
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Man, every post a classic..................incredible
 
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what happens when you take them out to dinner??

do you bounce on the check there too, like when you couldnt afford a simple sandwitch and a beer and had to run out on your tab???

wine coolers

 
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dont date the dumb bitch
 
 
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