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Having two girlfriends can be very expensive

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Quote Originally Posted by PocketJacks:

BTW, how the hell do you drive a car with that tard claw hand of yours?  One finger is overlapping the other and you are missing a pinkie and thumb.
 
 
Must be hard trying to please a girl with that claw, huh?

LOL.  Just something one of my boys came up with for the crew.

FnS

 
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Posted: #52
this is incredible...
 
god i love this site
 
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Just make sure you kiss with your eyes closed, and if she asks "My place or yours?"
 
Tell her "Mine. It's darker"
 
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Yo Fart, Shoot and scoot is the shit. Don't let a bitch keep you down. If you want to be a player,you got to keep it real like Jay_Z, Have 99 problems but your bitch aint one. You hear what I'm talking about my dog. Give a shout out to the crew.
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Continue attempting to convince us that you're not gay.  I love it.
 
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Dear Sniff my own Fart,  I will offer you this, if you take a picture of two different girls that are 7/10 or better toungue kissing you, I will personally western union you 500 hundred dollars, but you have 48 hours to do so.  I will prove that you are
 
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fart-do you drive a lunch truck?you look like the roach coach driver at my job
 
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this thread is worthless w/o.......
 
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Posted: #59
you look like an ugly Jason Kidd.
 
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I'm LMAO at the responses...
 
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your threads are priceless..
 
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What's going on with your hand in the picture?  Are you having some kind of epileptic seizure?

 
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Tubby sounds like she has low self-esteem and will drive you apeshit in the longrun.  Make her start cooking for you and just get up in them guts until she leaves.
 
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He really needs his own forum.  We need daily updates from him and the crew.
 
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Recess on Monday should be exciting
 
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Lotsa baggage in this thread!
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

i'd get rid of the one with the smaller penis

  Haaahhaaaa...this topic is f*ckin' HILARIOUS...

Is Hillary and Sherry names you gave to your Left and Right hand???  Which storke is the smooth...go with "her''...  

 
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NIce! 
 
Bang the book at the same time.  That would pay for all the damage they do
 
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GL
 
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Hillary sounds like Best Bet in long RUN 
 
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i don't know what is more believable, F & S can have sex with two different girls at the same time or he can buy two girls dinner the same night of the week.
 
 
what aren't you doing all day and night to have sex with sherry? do you have a job?
 
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Keep the one that actually thinks you have a penis
 
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it depends on which blow up doll deflates first. dump the one that pops during sex.
 
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Hillary and Sherry? If you are the pimp that you say you are... those are some old 50 year old names you're messing with. LOL  Come on player... you can do better than that.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by DruDowns:

 

Fixed it for you.

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