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Quote Originally Posted by asloper6001:

Dude just invite them both over to your house at the same time and work your magic like before. Go get em tiger. Glad I could get in this archive thread in time.


 

this is why you had to get of the box?  

 
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out of
 
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The Sherry chick is available 24/7??   WTF, she doesn't work? If that's the case, then she's gonna need more of your money.Do you see where I'm going with this?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Paulsy:

 

this is why you had to get of the box?  



nice call
 
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That swinging F&S at it again.
 
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3 SOME
 
Then dump both of them and see which one comes back for more
 
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I'm just glad your posting again.
 
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which one gives the best head?
 
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hey fart
 
are you that loser who goes into eating establishments and runs off without paying for the food ?  if so i really doubt you could find even one girl who would ever even want to be associated with you unless she is a nitwit like yourself 
 
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Kill yourself.
 
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got any coolers?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Greyhound:

Stay with the dumb one because you're a dumbass also.    Good match.  

..hound.

 
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Which one is Irreplaceable?
 
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stick with the one who works-at least when you run out of money she can pay for you.why the hell are you wining and dining a fat and ugly chick anyway?what the hell is wrong with you?
but if you run out of money you can always do a dine and dash with the skinny one-the fat one will get caught and rat you out.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

The last 6-7 weeks i've been leading on a couple different guys....they both want to be "the man".  I do the usual stuff with both of them...listen to Beyonce, dine and dash, gifts, drink coolers and then I throw up my "west side" gangsta sign and get raped..

With one guy - I can afford it, no problem.  But doubling up on them has really left me with a sore ass and the treatment at the doctor's office is getting expensive....need to stop giving one of them my ass, and hold on to one of them for a few more weeks so I can suck him off for fun.

Looking for advice:  Who do I serve walking papers to?


Rocco

- Great body and cute face and huge cock
- Smart, but he works a lot ... only available week day evenings and Saturdays

-Drinks wine coolers
- Enjoys sex ... but only gets it up a couple times a week

Bull

- Pretty good body, ugly face small dick.
- Dumb and Talks WAY too much ... many times i've wanted him to stuff his cock in my mouth
- Available night and day ... 7 days a week
- Loves sex all the time but beats me up.

Interested in what you guys would do.


FnS


 

Fixed it for you.

 
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thank you druthis is the 1st ive laughed all night.slow as shit on covers today man.that shit was
 
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Dru
 
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Which one likes the smell of your farts?
 
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A real player would have the other guys they are banging pay for the dinners, but them the drink, take them to the movies, and buy them the gifts.  That way all you have to do is have sex with them.
 
 
I guess you are not a real, true, "seasoned" player.  Don't worry young fella, one day when you grow up, Good Ole Uncle PJ will show you the way.
 
 
In the meantime, since you want to go about this the wrong way and spend money on these person, go for the one that is going to give it up all the time.
 
 
If you are someone that has to spend alot of money on a girl to get laid, and it seems like you do, then at least go for the girl that gives it up all the time.
 
 
And do me a favor next time, let the bitch take the leftovers home, after I get done bottoming out on that shit, I want some of that meal you paid for too.
 
 
Keep us posted. 
 
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BTW, how the hell do you drive a car with that tard claw hand of yours?  One finger is overlapping the other and you are missing a pinkie and thumb.
 
 
Must be hard trying to please a girl with that claw, huh?
 
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spending money on women?....bang 'em and make them spend money on you, you fool
 
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chill with your crew
 
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throw em up
 
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Word
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Coverdatspred:

The choice is easy....go with Hillary.  You can bang her all you want on the weekday nights and have the weekend nights to yourself so that you can go clubbing and fish for more women to have the next threesome with
 

The only thing that worries me about Hillary is i'm starting to like her wayyy too much..she's really cool shit.  The longest i've ever had a girlfriend for was 8 months a few years ago....I fell for a bitch hard and found out she was cheating on me for a while.  Since then, i've stayed away from falling in that trap again.  Don't like to be with any chick for longer than a couple months.  My motto I try to live by with any new woman is 'shoot and scoot'.

With Sherry, the only thing I really like about her is her constant desire for a good plugging.  It's a good problem to have I guess..if you don't mind the bag face approach.

FnS

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