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    shelbyxjackson
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    Posted: Feb. 28, 2010 - 8:12 PM ET #76

    If a girls sexy, I have no problem "Eatin' Butthole".  I dont like the thought, or ever want any girl to eat my butthole though, thats just not right!

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    If a girls sexy, I have no problem "Eatin' Butthole".  I dont like the thought, or ever want any girl to eat my butthole though, thats just not right!

     
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    Posted: Feb. 28, 2010 - 8:28 PM ET #77

    THE TRUTH IS THAT EATIN BUTTHOLE SOUNDS COOL, (  IT'S JUST LIKE EATIN box) AND WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, LOOKS TO BE ALL GOOD, BUT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY PERFORM THIS NASTY PRACTICE YOURSELF........Ugh...

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

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    THE TRUTH IS THAT EATIN BUTTHOLE SOUNDS COOL, (  IT'S JUST LIKE EATIN box) AND WHEN YOU SEE SOMEONE ELSE DOING IT, LOOKS TO BE ALL GOOD, BUT WHEN YOU ACTUALLY PERFORM THIS NASTY PRACTICE YOURSELF........Ugh...

    GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

     
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    Posted: Mar. 1, 2010 - 4:36 PM ET #78

    Quote Originally Posted by tideman:

    you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

    This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

    Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

    Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

    Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

     

    butthole buffet

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    Quote Originally Posted by tideman:

    you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

    This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

    Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

    Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

    Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

     

    butthole buffet

     
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    Posted: Mar. 1, 2010 - 7:56 PM ET #79

    Send her to the bathroom with a medium moist brillo pad and gently clean the surface. And NO, we are not brillo padding my nuts in return!!
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    Send her to the bathroom with a medium moist brillo pad and gently clean the surface. And NO, we are not brillo padding my nuts in return!!
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 7:34 AM ET #80

    eat the god damn butt you son of a bitches
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    eat the god damn butt you son of a bitches
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 8:31 AM ET #81

    This will probably prove what a sick fuck I am, but hats off to Spitfire on one of the best, funniest threads I've read on here. 
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    This will probably prove what a sick fuck I am, but hats off to Spitfire on one of the best, funniest threads I've read on here. 
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 8:58 AM ET #82

    Mods:

    A true piece of archival material if ever there was one.

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    Mods:

    A true piece of archival material if ever there was one.

     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 9:05 AM ET #83

    One time I licked/chewed on my girl's asshole so hard that she was forced to defecate. My girl had diarrhea, so I ended up drinking her dodo juice.
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    One time I licked/chewed on my girl's asshole so hard that she was forced to defecate. My girl had diarrhea, so I ended up drinking her dodo juice.
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 9:22 AM ET #84

    I guess the question really is,

    If given the chance, would you eat the "butthole" of the number 1 person on your celebrity or porn star fuck list? 

    Like if Mila Kunis came to me and said I want you to eat my asshole and then fuck me.  I probably wouldn't hesitate.

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    I guess the question really is,

    If given the chance, would you eat the "butthole" of the number 1 person on your celebrity or porn star fuck list? 

    Like if Mila Kunis came to me and said I want you to eat my asshole and then fuck me.  I probably wouldn't hesitate.

     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 10:47 AM ET #85

    There are a handful of chicks out there of which I would eat their ass.  My girlfriend is not one of those, though. 

     

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    There are a handful of chicks out there of which I would eat their ass.  My girlfriend is not one of those, though. 

     

     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 10:50 AM ET #86

    Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

    There are a handful of chicks out there of which I would eat their ass.  My girlfriend is not one of those, though. 

     

    I'm hoping your girlfriend never reads this thread brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HutchEmAll:

    There are a handful of chicks out there of which I would eat their ass.  My girlfriend is not one of those, though. 

     

    I'm hoping your girlfriend never reads this thread brother.
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 11:36 AM ET #87

    tide-

    My GF wouldn't like her ass licked.  She knows I have a hard on for Rose McGowan (before her nasty plastic surgery).  She knows I'd eat her butt.  And she knows I'll never have the chance. 

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    tide-

    My GF wouldn't like her ass licked.  She knows I have a hard on for Rose McGowan (before her nasty plastic surgery).  She knows I'd eat her butt.  And she knows I'll never have the chance. 

     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 11:50 AM ET #88

    Rose McGowan , If you do ever get the opportunity, take a few pix for your COVERS brothers.
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    Rose McGowan , If you do ever get the opportunity, take a few pix for your COVERS brothers.
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 12:30 PM ET #89

    Whats wrong with tasting a fine bitches ass when you are bombed?   
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    Whats wrong with tasting a fine bitches ass when you are bombed?   
     
    HutchEmAll
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 12:30 PM ET #90

    tide-

    She can't act to save her life, but she is one DIRTY lady. 

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    tide-

    She can't act to save her life, but she is one DIRTY lady. 

     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 1:19 PM ET #91

    brownie points?

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    brownie points?

     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 1:26 PM ET #92

    Quote Originally Posted by Justin_Case:

    I guess the question really is,

    If given the chance, would you eat the "butthole" of the number 1 person on your celebrity or porn star fuck list? 

    Like if Mila Kunis came to me and said I want you to eat my asshole and then fuck me.  I probably wouldn't hesitate.



    Funny you should say that, because I was just saying yesterday that I would probably lick some Mila Kunis bum-hole, but that's about it for me.

    I love Kim K but She's got a lot to clean back there... I don't think she has the attention-to-detail it takes to maintain a fat ass like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin_Case:

    I guess the question really is,

    If given the chance, would you eat the "butthole" of the number 1 person on your celebrity or porn star fuck list? 

    Like if Mila Kunis came to me and said I want you to eat my asshole and then fuck me.  I probably wouldn't hesitate.



    Funny you should say that, because I was just saying yesterday that I would probably lick some Mila Kunis bum-hole, but that's about it for me.

    I love Kim K but She's got a lot to clean back there... I don't think she has the attention-to-detail it takes to maintain a fat ass like that.
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 1:31 PM ET #93

    "This will probably prove what a sick fuck I am, but hats off to Spitfire on one of the best, funniest threads I've read on here.  "

    "Mods:
    A true piece of archival material if ever there was one."


    It's an honor just to be nominated fellas.  I have a dream, that one day, every man will have the chance - no, the god damn RIGHT to contribute a thread to the covers archives.  And for me, it would be nothing short of a dream come true.  And it's all thanks to eatin' butthole!
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    "This will probably prove what a sick fuck I am, but hats off to Spitfire on one of the best, funniest threads I've read on here.  "

    "Mods:
    A true piece of archival material if ever there was one."


    It's an honor just to be nominated fellas.  I have a dream, that one day, every man will have the chance - no, the god damn RIGHT to contribute a thread to the covers archives.  And for me, it would be nothing short of a dream come true.  And it's all thanks to eatin' butthole!
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 1:51 PM ET #94

    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

       And for me, it would be nothing short of a dream come true.  And it's all thanks to eatin' butthole!

     

    And with this line, I think you've locked up immortality

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

       And for me, it would be nothing short of a dream come true.  And it's all thanks to eatin' butthole!

     

    And with this line, I think you've locked up immortality

     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 3:32 PM ET #95

     dude, you road the Hershey Highway into Covers immortality
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     dude, you road the Hershey Highway into Covers immortality
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 4:24 PM ET #96

    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

    "This will probably prove what a sick fuck I am, but hats off to Spitfire on one of the best, funniest threads I've read on here.  "

    "Mods:
    A true piece of archival material if ever there was one."


    It's an honor just to be nominated fellas.  I have a dream, that one day, every man will have the chance - no, the god damn RIGHT to contribute a thread to the covers archives.  And for me, it would be nothing short of a dream come true.  And it's all thanks to eatin' butthole!
      I'll drink to that     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

    "This will probably prove what a sick fuck I am, but hats off to Spitfire on one of the best, funniest threads I've read on here.  "

    "Mods:
    A true piece of archival material if ever there was one."


    It's an honor just to be nominated fellas.  I have a dream, that one day, every man will have the chance - no, the god damn RIGHT to contribute a thread to the covers archives.  And for me, it would be nothing short of a dream come true.  And it's all thanks to eatin' butthole!
      I'll drink to that     
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 5:15 PM ET #97

    Erin Andrews can shit on my face if she wants to
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    Erin Andrews can shit on my face if she wants to
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 6:04 PM ET #98

    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

    Erin Andrews can shit on my face if she wants to

    I was within 3 feet of her at a Gopher basketball game.  She is FINE. 

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spitfire15:

    Erin Andrews can shit on my face if she wants to

    I was within 3 feet of her at a Gopher basketball game.  She is FINE. 

     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 6:10 PM ET #99

    Quote Originally Posted by tideman:

    you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

    This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

    Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

    Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

    Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

     doubt id do it regardless

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    Quote Originally Posted by tideman:

    you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

    This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

    Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

    Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

    Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

     doubt id do it regardless

     
     
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    Posted: Mar. 2, 2010 - 6:22 PM ET #100

    Thanks shitlickers for 15 minutes of laughs !

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    Thanks shitlickers for 15 minutes of laughs !

    HILARIOUS !

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