Eatin' Butthole

So a friend of mine recently revealed a secret - he loves lickin' some butthole.  In fact, him and his ex-girlfriend always have drama going on because I'm pretty sure they hate eachother... but the ass eating must be great.

Sure, I'd let bodog becky lick my ass... but that's about it.

Discuss.

Pre-bath - meh

Post-bath -

erm thanks but no thanks

It's important to find a girl who's bum hole smells like roses....or baby wipes.

Yea, I mean the girl obviously has to have good hygiene. It's not like you would go diving for brown eye after she had a big mac either. Nothing wrong with eating ass. She best be eating yours too though, ass hair and all.

Ugh, why did I know one of the first few people to respond would be into it Oh yeah - It's covers!


That's nice, guru... but let me ask something - is the bath required?  Or recommended.  Because as bad as licking shit is, licking sweaty, dirty, hairy shit is worse.

I think I'll keep the focus away from my asshole

FYI: Pornstars have enemas before they do an anal scenes. So it's not as clean in real life as it is in porn world.

you never know what the topic of discussion is going to be on Covers.  Well let me add my 2 cents. 

This is a 3 step process you must use to determine if the ass is edible.

Step one.   Insert finger into the ass in question, and gently and slowly wiggle it about.

Step two.   Pull finger out slowly and visually inspect for signs of contamination. If your finger is brown or has chunks of what looks like corn or peanuts then you have your answer, and step 3 is not necessary, but if no signs are visible, move directly to step 3.

Step three.   Place finger to your nose and give it a sniff. if your finger smell like shit, then abort mission. If finger has no odor, or in some cases actually smells good, then by all means enjoy yourself some all you can eat butthole buffet.

Good luck sticking your finger in an asshole and having it smell good And if it does smell good to you, that's the first sign that you are going to have a major asshole-eating problem in your life.


So far I'm the only person who doesn't like licking the shit pipe. It feels great you sick fucks!

I won't even let a girls finger get close to my asshole. My asshole doesn't smell good, why would a girl want to put her finger in it? I have nearly broken a girls fingers with my stop, clench, and roll defense mechanism.

That's fucking hilarious. 

Id lick around the area but she better be clean as hell

Id love to put my dick in there though if shes hot, now thats another story

Amen.

PS: I am very displeased that Covers resident ass eater IwinBets is nowhere to be found

I was thinking that.  I'm sure Ziggy won't be too far behind either

its called eating the balloon knot.

get it right

Rimming

I refuse to answer...

This is the funniest thread! Every guy says No but in actuality its yes cuz when your down on a girl she moves up and down you can't help but lick it! Plus she likes it! By the sounds she makes and the way she pulls your hair any way! If you have hair any way! Never let a girl do it to you that's disgusting! 

Bravo