Nice write-up.
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5 years ago when I started college I was a "wannabe bookie" that was taking action. So this jewish kid living in his parents' 4 million dollar house gives me a $50 deposit and God forbid HE COULD NOT MISS.
I was only a small time bookie but he was betting +200 underdogs in baseball for his entire balance on back-to-back-to-back night and ran hotter than Jesus H. Christ himself. His team would be a late night game, they would go on a 4-0 or 7-1 early lead and he would call me up right in the middle of the game to rub it in and tell me when he can cash out. I had his money ready.
He had about $1200. He bets it all on a football team that's favored -4.5. They lead by 7 and the other team ties it up with almost no time left. I was relieved. We were about to meet again as now he wanted to deposit $500 "into me", his bookie.
On my way to meeting him I get a call from the little bastard: "Minnesota won by 6".
He now has about $2400. The cashout day is Friday. I am still making arrangements from close ones and friends to have his money by then. But little do I know he starts betting $500-$800 a game.
By the time it's Wednesday night, he loses everything.
Biggest satisfaction ever. Now imagine bookies with unlimited funds.
I'd be whilling to bet anything that ilovekim will try to chase a $5K balance and lose even more money now.
5 years ago when I started college I was a "wannabe bookie" that was taking action. So this jewish kid living in his parents' 4 million dollar house gives me a $50 deposit and God forbid HE COULD NOT MISS.
I was only a small time bookie but he was betting +200 underdogs in baseball for his entire balance on back-to-back-to-back night and ran hotter than Jesus H. Christ himself. His team would be a late night game, they would go on a 4-0 or 7-1 early lead and he would call me up right in the middle of the game to rub it in and tell me when he can cash out. I had his money ready.
He had about $1200. He bets it all on a football team that's favored -4.5. They lead by 7 and the other team ties it up with almost no time left. I was relieved. We were about to meet again as now he wanted to deposit $500 "into me", his bookie.
On my way to meeting him I get a call from the little bastard: "Minnesota won by 6".
He now has about $2400. The cashout day is Friday. I am still making arrangements from close ones and friends to have his money by then. But little do I know he starts betting $500-$800 a game.
By the time it's Wednesday night, he loses everything.
Biggest satisfaction ever. Now imagine bookies with unlimited funds.
I'd be whilling to bet anything that ilovekim will try to chase a $5K balance and lose even more money now.
Hate is such a strong word. Nobody's hatin on anybody.
I just like to make fun of idiots and posers.
I told him it was a bad idea to buy points, I explained it mathematically, not to insult him and instead of thanking me he completely ignores my advice, acts like he was the Nostradamus of football and touts 10 units and 20 unit plays while buying down a -8.5 line to -8.
And the morons on Covers follow him through like a bunch of dogs.
Hate is such a strong word. Nobody's hatin on anybody.
I just like to make fun of idiots and posers.
I told him it was a bad idea to buy points, I explained it mathematically, not to insult him and instead of thanking me he completely ignores my advice, acts like he was the Nostradamus of football and touts 10 units and 20 unit plays while buying down a -8.5 line to -8.
And the morons on Covers follow him through like a bunch of dogs.
Hate is such a strong word. Nobody's hatin on anybody.
I just like to make fun of idiots and posers.
I told him it was a bad idea to buy points, I explained it mathematically, not to insult him and instead of thanking me he completely ignores my advice, acts like he was the Nostradamus of football and touts 10 units and 20 unit plays while buying down a -8.5 line to -8.
And the morons on Covers follow him through like a bunch of dogs.
I cant help it ! Why is it I find this shit so Funny...
I am only breaking even, so no room to talk through these bowls. Tough to pick this year.....
Hate is such a strong word. Nobody's hatin on anybody.
I just like to make fun of idiots and posers.
I told him it was a bad idea to buy points, I explained it mathematically, not to insult him and instead of thanking me he completely ignores my advice, acts like he was the Nostradamus of football and touts 10 units and 20 unit plays while buying down a -8.5 line to -8.
And the morons on Covers follow him through like a bunch of dogs.
I cant help it ! Why is it I find this shit so Funny...
I am only breaking even, so no room to talk through these bowls. Tough to pick this year.....
Thank God for me I stopped betting (or at least very occasinal) on fucking football. Just look at the schedules. This is a gambler's sport, nothing more.
In hockey your goal is to score as many goals as possible.
In football your goal is NOT to score as many points as possible, for some teams it's running as much clock as possible. It's just not consistent. So rigged.
Thank God for me I stopped betting (or at least very occasinal) on fucking football. Just look at the schedules. This is a gambler's sport, nothing more.
In hockey your goal is to score as many goals as possible.
In football your goal is NOT to score as many points as possible, for some teams it's running as much clock as possible. It's just not consistent. So rigged.
So your using peoples threads/losses as your form of Gamblers Anon? Wow! Do you go to homeless shelters to make yourself feel better about hating your job? You are one strange pup. The charma gods won't stop kicking you in the nuts until you stop spreading the hate bro!
So your using peoples threads/losses as your form of Gamblers Anon? Wow! Do you go to homeless shelters to make yourself feel better about hating your job? You are one strange pup. The charma gods won't stop kicking you in the nuts until you stop spreading the hate bro!
Updated Bowl Record 12-10 (-17.35 units)
+ .6 units on the day
(at least I'm in the positive) lol
USF first half
(-4.4 units)
USF -7
(+5 units)
PENDING...
Uconn +4 8 units
Ole Miss -3 5 units
Ole Miss ML 5 units
Added:
Arkansas -7 (8 units)
LETS GET THIS MONEY!
Updated Bowl Record 12-10 (-17.35 units)
+ .6 units on the day
(at least I'm in the positive) lol
USF first half
(-4.4 units)
USF -7
(+5 units)
PENDING...
Uconn +4 8 units
Ole Miss -3 5 units
Ole Miss ML 5 units
Added:
Arkansas -7 (8 units)
LETS GET THIS MONEY!
Bowl Record 15-10 (.65 units)
Back to Positive
4-1 (+18.6 units on the day)
USF first half
(-4.4 units)
USF -7
(+5 units)
Uconn +4
(+8 units)
Ole Miss -3
(+5 units)
Ole Miss ML
(+5 units)
Pending:
Arkansas -7 (8 units)
Looking at the Texas Tech/ Mich. St game right now ![]()
Bowl Record 15-10 (.65 units)
Back to Positive
4-1 (+18.6 units on the day)
USF first half
(-4.4 units)
USF -7
(+5 units)
Uconn +4
(+8 units)
Ole Miss -3
(+5 units)
Ole Miss ML
(+5 units)
Pending:
Arkansas -7 (8 units)
Looking at the Texas Tech/ Mich. St game right now ![]()

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