If you don't know why you are rehabbed, then READ THIS THREAD and CHECK THE LIST.

THE LIST - revised and updated

1. Did you call the VP's wife the c-word?

2. Did you use the n-word or some other similar racial epithets?

3. Have you been winning a lot?

4. Does redsoxwin, KOAJ, Lippsman, or any other covers moderator envy, despise, or otherwise have it out for you?  "Don't fuck with Allbees" -KOAJ

5.  Do you make more money at your job than everyone else around here?

6.  Are you the GREATEST $$$$$CAPPER$$$$$ on covers of all time?

7.  Did Vanzack inexplicably request you be put in here because you're a better capper than him?

8  Did Betcrimes bash you in your thread and then request you bet put in here?

9. Are you a Sad Alias Fuck?

10. Did you promote another site or post your email address in the forums?

11. Have you been bashing other posters?  Bashing might include but is certainly not limited to this , this , and telling someone how stupid he is for making a given wager.

12.  Have you been persistently asking where billivy, Big_Al_Reno, max58, SportNut, IndianCowboy, Airforce17, MrBator and/or GameHunter are or why your favorite poster of the week hasn't posted yet?  Trolling for cock is a no-no.  Similarly, are you accusing covers.com staff of silencing winning posters or some other shady behavior? 

13. Did you second guess a moderator when they've asked you specifically not to second guess them regarding a certain matter?

 
14. Do you use the letter z in place of an s? i.e (haterz, playerz)

Covers mods usually put people in here for at least 1 of these reasons.  Numbers 9, 3, 7, and 11 are particularly popular reasons.  Calling mods gay, people, or other such naughty words, especially that they are currently sucking Vanzack off, will not help your cause in getting out of here.  Neither will incessantly asking WHEN you will get out.

It helps to accept that you transgressed, apologize for your transgression, and simply do your time. 

If you whine about it while you are locked up in here, you should expect several things.

....important messages from eames (if he returns).
....inordinately crude language
....spirited discourse between bobcat26 and Helmut.
....much personal ridicule of you and your family
....repeated creative suggestions that you go kill yourself..

Feel free to add to the fray as long as you're funny.  If you are not funny, you will be ridiculed even more. 

If you are upset by any of this, then DON'T get BOXED.

What about if someone uses Game of Year, Lock of the Month, etc.   Using those phrases seem like a day or two in the PB would be warranted.  Could be # 15 ?

 

And #16 could be ........Don't fuck alot  !!

Additions to

 

 

must be submitted through the proper channels.  See KOAJ for information on Proper Channels.

KOAJ was threatening to box me if I started a thread about French Fries,   do you see that anywhere on The List?

 

 

  "damn mods"

Proper channels................please explain

Greyhound, you know very well that it isn't all-inclusive.

 

NavyRB23, See KOAJ for information on Proper Channels.

HAHA

 

Good stuff.  The baseball forum is full of idots at this point.  GH and Male Escort were the only thing worth reading.  Covers has seriously gone downhill this last month.

 

Supporting the fucking vultures that chase away the best cappers.

 

Oh well, on to football anyway.

 

Redbearde were you not loved as a child or are you a child.

lol....trolling for cock.  Ha....

the list. bump

 

12.  Have you been persistently asking where billivy, Big_Al_Reno, max58, SportNut, IndianCowboy, Airforce17, MrBator and/or GameHunter are or why your favorite poster of the week hasn't posted yet?  Trolling for cock is a no-no.  Similarly, are you accusing covers.com staff of silencing winning posters or some other shady behavior

 

glad to see that Bodogkilla isn't on the list of those that we can "page", because he was on time with his NCAAFB last year, and i'm ready to tail his info. this year.  As far as trolling for cock, i've come to realize that alot of covers members are 'bitches', so maybe this rule isn't always so

Rule #7 finally got me.

 

This Is The Funniest $hit Ever!

What number did Bling succumb to this time?

 

The poor guy, he's like a hardened criminal, that just can't function outside in society.

Bump for the Don't Fuck A Lot.

Bump for the  Attention person.

MY PENALTY BOX 

 

 POST COUNTING ATTENTION person

Yes....my penalty box.  Posts in my penalty box don't count to your total.  Maybe you missed that during your previous stay here.

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