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Since I'm around, let's have a straw poll:

If you don't like me, come into this thread and just say "I don't like you."

We'll even count PB Members + their aliases as multiple people. You can even post on behalf of people. Let's see if you can come up with 100 members.

Now, keep in mind, my columns have thousands of readers, but we'll go with the average UNIQUE viewer count of 10K. That's not F5's, that's UNIQUE viewers. SDI tracks both unique and total views.

So, you would need to find 5,000 members who do not like me before you even have a shot at saying "SJP is no good for this site." Normal writers have 50% haters VS 50% lovers of their work.

This will be eye opening for you and maybe then you'll see why there is an SJP brand.

Ready, go!

I'll check back on this in the AM and see if you've come up with even 50 members.

This is going to be comical.

   Try this instead , dumb dumb.

If you like me, come into this thread and just say "I like you."  See if you've come up with even 50 members.

Ready, go!

I've already explained this to you, Chimpo. Most of my readers don't view the forums. They play the Covers contests, they utilize the trends, read the columns, and call it a day.

I hope you don't sincerely believe all members of Covers post in the forums. That would be severely misguided and this website would cease to exist.

Oh well, I guess this concept has gone over your head.

No need to work on 50 members. I've made my point.

Carry on for the night, boys. You're actually proving my worth to be greater than even I imagined. :)

SJP

The weekends are generally slow for websites, so this stuff is awesome.

Thank you boys for making me feel like a large part of your lives by dedicating your weekend to me.

The brand continues to grow before our eyes.

I'll let you carry on now.

Just stumbled on this, damn Billy, what a great way to spend the day.

  And you used to say you got to answer to the questions by those who reads your columns.  same people you used to call "Idiots "    That was back when your thread had more decent posters.  Won't you ask those idiots( by you) to come here and say "i like you "

Oh well i guess this concept of remebering what you say has gone over your head.

Carry on SJP .  Everytime you open your mouth, your worth gets cheaper .

 

It's just that you come across as an obsessed stalker.  Why follow somebody around that you don't think is real and hate?

And didn't you make a thread crying that you were leaving last week?  What happened?  Alias's got blocked and you're stuck with this lame ass name?

Grab a wrench and fix my toilet.

Really?  Lets look at the numbers from your last 5 " articles."

7-6-11 = 348 comments
7-14-11= 332 comments
7-21-11= 230 comments
7-27-11= 217 comments
8-3-11 = 181 comments

According to the numbers it appears that interest in the SJP Brand is actually on a steady decline.


 

 

Didn't find too many good plays today.  GJ on the Pads, nice public fade.

I'd love to shit on you though.  In fact, post 3 and I'll take the other side, let you beat yourself.

Chimpo, one day, the PB will acknowledge your posts. I apologize that they just skip over your stuff right now and you're forced to come here and try to gain acceptance by attempting to talk crap about me. Maybe you just enjoy communicating with me because I actually respond? Maybe if you target someone new and have someone proofread your posts before you click submit the PB'ers will like you more. Who knows.

I'm pullin' for ya. The PB members have been falling one by one, so hopefully they'll make a spot for you sooner or later.

Good luck my friend.

If you're going by comments to view increase or decline, compare my comment totals to every other column. Check back with me when you have the results!

Less D-Bags posting in my columns has actually helped solidify the brand. I'm glad the PB'ers have stuck to the PB and not become toxic in my column fields.

Try again. :)

I even think the 348 was the highest for any column in the history of Covers. I'll have to check with Jon.

What a feat!

The sad thing is, if I were to leave, you guys would just find someone new to attack. It is what it is.

Rather it be me than someone else. At least I'm paid to be here. I can't imagine someone being here for free and wanting to deal with this circus.

Love you boys.

 

Billy you seem half decent, that's why it's baffling you've taken such an extreme angle on this. 

Just let it be.  Breathe deep and check your blood pressure.  You'll live.