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Posted: #10876
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Bk I am surprised u haven't heard the organizations theme song yet.

I love this song

but oh yea im prejudice remember?



The comments in this video are pure humor.

One guy writes ear cancer. 



 
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Posted: #10877
Tall boys  = Great mojo
 
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Posted: #10878
cg, give your fans a tall boy video followed by you doing a scarface imitation of you rolling your head in huge pile of coke on your desk..

You know thats what your fans want
 
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Posted: #10879
Betting a dime a game MLB???  After what happened last season in bases?   I truly want you to succeed CG but all theatrics and videos and 'bad beats' aside you're down seven grand in  month and a half.  Contrary to what you may believe,  these folks are truly trying to help you not hate on you or tell you what to do.   GOOD LUCK  
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Posted: #10880
Hope CG likes Greyhound buses cause thats how you will be getting back home.
 
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Posted: #10881
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

CG nervous. Birds couldn't score first and second and one out. I love bases got my lip in now like a boss. I played ball my whole high school career. Great outfielder hit like .260 only in HS which is pathetic but I had pop.. Hit one bomb in my career. Good fielder played right field cannon arm. I gunned a few fools who tried to score from second on me on base hits
  .260??  You must have been Ichiro in right field.
 
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Posted: #10882
Quote Originally Posted by cd329:



really take a fucckkkkkkkking a hike.  I could care less what you think.  Because the great gambler from illinois hasnt heard the term, it must not be real.

either way use my advice about catching underdogs in august and you could put some cash in your pockets.  watch for those big uninterested favorites in august this year, then maybe after you cash a few, you also will be saying dog days of august

let me know if there is anything else you want to argue about.

and by the way, every book that i worked for in my younger days, would all throw out that term dog days of august, meaning they would clean up, because majority of bettors are favorite bettors.

I think you mean you COULDN'T care less.

Wow man, get defensive much??  
 
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Posted: #10883
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

I am having the time of my life out here I absolutely love it. Games are on free now still on cox cable. I think they show u the preview for a week then take it off. I'll buy it then. COX CABLE LARGE!!!

Yeah, no $hit you are having the time of your life.  You gamble nearly every day, you drink your face off, party, bang milfs, all in Las Vegas.  Who wouldn't enjoy that, or at least some parts of it, and maybe not in as much excess, but it must be great not having to get up an answer to anyone.  Most of us call that VACATION, because so far, that's all this is.  I love vacations.  

 
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Posted: #10884
My guess is that if CG gets real low on dough, the next story line will be a partner some form or fashion.
 
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Posted: #10885
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Thanks fellas. The organization has been known to deliver when I start getting criticized


There's this...
 
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Posted: #10886
Quote Originally Posted by FonziGAMETIME:


 ON IT MY DUDE!!



Then this...

Only a matter of time before the rest of the 'Association' shows up.
 
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Posted: #10887

CG  5 TB's and goes to the store for dip...SMH..Any functioning Alcoholic gets supplies when 100% sober..

And quit jinxing yourself..'If I go 0-3 or 1-2 I'll be in dire straights etc.Hope I don't lose by that .5 cause my mom was in town...stop bringing up the worst case outcomes cause you're getting pretty good predicting them..

Never see a craps shooter with $$$ on all the numbers stating "Man if I hit a 7 I'm gonna have to go back to a grind"..

C'mon man  Wake the F up..What I really don't get was all the early talk you posted about being sensible and picking spots and staying straight except maybe a couple beers etc..Picking the right spots blah blah blah...You suckered some many of us in here wishing you well and garbage and now were all trying to stop a train wreck...If you weren't a Jersey boy I'd say F off...

Hope you cash and avoid that run-in with LVPD or it's out of your hands then and you'll be watching the NFL in Jersey (That is if you do not cause bodily injury to someone in NV)

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

Hope CG likes Greyhound buses cause thats how you will be getting back home.
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Posted: #10889
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

Four straight walks by the birds to walk in a run like little league. Ok blow jays time to blow ur 2-1 lead also... Just waiting for it

an insurmountable,cast-iron 2-1 lead???...surely not,say it aint so!!!...only sumthing that terrible in gambling wud happen to you.

hoping against hope this bizarre,extraordinary chain of events doesnt unfold at your expense..no-one cud predict such a thing.

 
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Posted: #10890
Even money says there is someone who has read this thread that works at a pawn shop who has seen it all a thousand times and has subconsciously already done a preliminary assessment.  "The Sonata books at 9 but they'll give him 4.......the big screen.....well those are a dime a dozen,  he'll hafta take 3 hundy even tho he paid $1300 six weeks ago .....etc............etc.........etc
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Posted: #10891
stop your belly aching, tomorrow will be here shortly after a few more lines 
 
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Posted: #10892
You haven't even capped yesterdays games yet CG...
 
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Posted: #10893
CG...i feel 0-2 coming...

 
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Posted: #10894
wow...Toronto is f'n this up. 

nothing has gone right for them in this inning
 
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Posted: #10895
Osuna is actually throwing well here. 

And think, this could have been avoided if they caught that 1st pop-up.

 
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Posted: #10896
Reyes needs to get on base & Joey Bats needs to knock one out for you. 
 
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Posted: #10897
CG, it's the 3rd day of the season on you're already having a meltdown.  Jeebus man, baseball + coke + gambling do not mix.  You're torturing yourself watching these games.  It's baseball, it's like 687 months long, chill.  
 
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Posted: #10898
CG, you still dont get it do you.  It doesnt matter how you lose a bet, its still just a loss.  If balt and toronto lose tonight, you arent the only gambler in the world who lost those same plays, so stop making it sound like you are.

For some reason, you think because you make a bet, its supposed to win or the universe is against you.

If you believe that you are so jinxed, then why do you risk money betting on games everyday.  Do something else with your money.  Start up a business.

I do know 1 thing thou, if you cant take the stress of losses in your 20's, you will never make it to your 40's
 
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Posted: #10899
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

It's how I lost? Not even a hit allowed and I give up 3 runs WOW!! After all the basketball mooses it's like last year baseball all over again. I won't say a word if I lose on hits. Oh Joey bats???? U mean the same Joey bats who stranded guy on third and two outs for me twice already? Oh okay yea he's great for me.. Fuckk off

Yanks had 3 hits that inning, scored 3 runs.  Jays made no errors either, according to the play by play. Sucks to lose, but you'd better check the MICKEY MOUSE CRYBABY ACT really quick.    Call yourself a pro?  
 
 
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Posted: #10900
Quote Originally Posted by collegegambler:

CD answer this for me and it will be hard because ur not objective..... How many brutal losses do I have compared to lucky wins? It's 19 bad losses for every one lucky win... U follow daily. How is that possible? To be so unlucky? No one can win money if they lose because of four straight walks and then because or passed ball, walk, hit by pitch etc to blow not only a ONE run lead but a TWO run lead

I swear this site is full of people who have never watched a baseball game in their life.

CG, you're easily one of the most unobjective people on here.  

LOL @ Blowign a ONE RUN LEAD.  Grow the f**k up.
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