I had my first threesome last night

FartnSniff,

You put the 'dork' in....well "dork".
What's the west side stuff?  Them dancin' to Beyonce and you singing "I feel pretty?"

Can't remember the threesome??  One farted. One sniffed.  And your such a ...oh yeah, DORK, you had to open your wine-cooler ass-sniffin' mouth.

But thank you.  I've laughed so hard I think I just had a threesome too!!

Here's the other girl leaving Fartnstiff's crib   PIC

Funny, I don't remember a Ninja being that small.

Funniest quote ever written on COVERS!!!!!!! LOL

So what do I care?

I've done it 4 times in all back in the 80's and 90's. Twice me and my roommate shared a woman, and twice my ex girlfriend laced me with her gorgeous girlfriend. I took this enhancer stuff called Rize2 the second time and I can clearly remember pounding them bitches like they stole somethin from me.

Hell one time after a concert in San Jose that some friends of mine dj'd for, I remember about 10 guys gang banged a groupie in my room. We had rented all of the rooms on that floor, and when things started up I was in another room with my lady friend and about 10-12 people laughing and talking about each other.

I got up to go get some weed out of my suitcase which was in my room, and when I entered my room all I saw was bodies everywhere.

I ain't a saint in this. I snuck in for a blowjob while she was being ravaged from behind, and then I went back next door and kicked it with my lady and the other crowd like as if nothing ever happened. Man I was calmed when I returned. Didn't even really need the weed anymore.

Here's the funny part though. The next morning i went back in there, and there were 2 girls now, and motherfuckers were still up and wearing them out. I found out later that the 1st girl had made a call to one of her friends and actually got her to show up and participate.

That scene was a little too beastly for me. But when you have money, this kind of thing can happen a little more frequently than if you don't.

If anyone is serious about having a threesome, and don't feel like trying to talk someone into it,  simply go to eros.com, and order two bitches in your area. Seriously it's not as hard as you think it is. All it'll cost you is about the amount of one month's mortgage money, and you can have two girls in your bed, homes. It ain't trickin' if you got dough. 

One thing, though, we drank some heavyweight shit almost each and every last time. I like Stoli vodka mixed with pomegranet Rockstar is the beverage of choice. It won't allow you to go to sleep. Try it and see. Yo ass will be sitting up at 7 o'clock in the morning with your hands shaking and twitching, but you won't go to sleep. I call that my Vegas drink. It's 24 hour material.

I don't recommend doing it with someone close to you though. The ex-girlfriend became that when i kept on fucking her friend in private sessions. I mean she blew better. Nothing in the world can replace a head doctor who feels her job isn't complete until she swallows. Now my ex wasn't going all the way like that, so the choice was easy, but I caught hell for it later. She rammed my car with hers in a club parking lot a few months later. Too many emotions get invloved when you do it with your chick.

I'm an old married fart now. So I guess the closest I'll ever get to that kind of thing now is when me and the missus watch pornos together, LOL 

Ahhh... you guys haven't lived unless you've fucked Brianna Banks.  Special times, special times.

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