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    I had my first threesome last night

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    xraydonnie
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    Posted: Feb. 6, 2009 - 6:11 AM ET #201

    FNS
     
    Did you finish the coolers or are you going back for forths.
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    Did you finish the coolers or are you going back for forths.
     
    DtotheP
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    Posted: Feb. 6, 2009 - 11:48 AM ET #202

    Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

    "all chicks dont dig money"....."the kinda chicks that'll double up on a dude like me do"......
     
    gotta love Office Space

    Good Point

    Still my favorite thread.  Ahhh memories....

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    Quote Originally Posted by TRAIN69:

    "all chicks dont dig money"....."the kinda chicks that'll double up on a dude like me do"......
     
    gotta love Office Space

    Good Point

    Still my favorite thread.  Ahhh memories....

     
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    Posted: Feb. 10, 2009 - 11:52 PM ET #203

    Whats a Threesome? is that a 3 team parlay combining both sides and totals? please explain
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    Whats a Threesome? is that a 3 team parlay combining both sides and totals? please explain
     
    nc1capper
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    Posted: Feb. 11, 2009 - 12:36 AM ET #204

    what a riot,,opening a thread like that is like laff line city,,bol pards-
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    what a riot,,opening a thread like that is like laff line city,,bol pards-
     
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2009 - 9:50 PM ET #205

    DruDowns has the post of the year here. All the way back on page 1.
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    DruDowns has the post of the year here. All the way back on page 1.
     
    theanimal3215
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    Posted: Mar. 21, 2009 - 10:13 PM ET #206

    Check that, post of the decade. What a fool.
     
    Can fagnsniff please provide us with weekly updates on his clubbin?
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    Check that, post of the decade. What a fool.
     
    Can fagnsniff please provide us with weekly updates on his clubbin?
     
    PuckHog
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    Posted: Mar. 22, 2009 - 5:44 PM ET #207

             
     
    lol funny shit .........
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    lol funny shit .........
     
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    Posted: May. 29, 2009 - 10:15 AM ET #208

    Quote Originally Posted by ChanceP:

    FNS one more thing, the avatar is CLASSIC!!!!
     
    There's no way you could have found a more loser looking person than that wanna be throwing a fucking sign!!!!Its so classic, the guy is throwing a sign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You and Vanzack must go avatar shopping at the same place

    I agree, one of the best threads ever started on Covers.

    Remember..You MUST put your time in clubbin, to be a rollin' G.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChanceP:

    FNS one more thing, the avatar is CLASSIC!!!!
     
    There's no way you could have found a more loser looking person than that wanna be throwing a fucking sign!!!!Its so classic, the guy is throwing a sign!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You and Vanzack must go avatar shopping at the same place

    I agree, one of the best threads ever started on Covers.

    Remember..You MUST put your time in clubbin, to be a rollin' G.

     
    STEELDRC
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    Posted: Jun. 21, 2009 - 2:29 PM ET #209

    ive done that. its like a tag team match sometimes u got tag your boy in.

    we were struggling so my buddy went it the other room and looked at porn, and when I was done with her i tagged him in.
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    ive done that. its like a tag team match sometimes u got tag your boy in.

    we were struggling so my buddy went it the other room and looked at porn, and when I was done with her i tagged him in.
     
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    Posted: Jul. 9, 2009 - 9:36 PM ET #210

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    Posted: Jul. 10, 2009 - 4:15 AM ET #211

    Quote Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

    No man drinking wine coolers and listening to Beyonce has ever fucked one woman during that same night, much less two.


    baahahahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by Football_Expert:

    No man drinking wine coolers and listening to Beyonce has ever fucked one woman during that same night, much less two.


    baahahahaha


     
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    Posted: Jul. 12, 2009 - 9:36 PM ET #212

    does no one get laid on this site, is that it, is that why everyone talks so much shit, its like youtube on it jesus grow up, ive fucked over 50 girls and im 25 , thats not many but ive had atleast 3 = threesomes(that  i cant remeber) u guys need to get out more why woudl someone make something like that up
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    does no one get laid on this site, is that it, is that why everyone talks so much shit, its like youtube on it jesus grow up, ive fucked over 50 girls and im 25 , thats not many but ive had atleast 3 = threesomes(that  i cant remeber) u guys need to get out more why woudl someone make something like that up
     
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    Posted: Jul. 13, 2009 - 4:07 PM ET #213

    Quote Originally Posted by STEELDRC:

    we were struggling

     

      

     

    Stay safe and play smart
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    Quote Originally Posted by STEELDRC:

    we were struggling

     

      

     

     
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    Posted: Jul. 15, 2009 - 11:26 AM ET #214

    What ever happend to Ole Fartsniff anyway??
     
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    What ever happend to Ole Fartsniff anyway??
     
     
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    Posted: Oct. 2, 2009 - 7:50 AM ET #215

    Quote Originally Posted by SCDOG:

    Maybe those two chicks thought you were the star of that movie

    Malibu's Most wanted

     

    what 's up B- Rad?

     

    dude ..you live for Clubbin and chicks?

     

    Really though what guy likes clubbin? the only reason to go is for the chicks unless you are a gay and you feel the rhythm as you dance with your homboys.

     

    this is one funny ass thread.

     

    thanks B-Rad

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    Quote Originally Posted by SCDOG:

    Maybe those two chicks thought you were the star of that movie

    Malibu's Most wanted

     

    what 's up B- Rad?

     

    dude ..you live for Clubbin and chicks?

     

    Really though what guy likes clubbin? the only reason to go is for the chicks unless you are a gay and you feel the rhythm as you dance with your homboys.

     

    this is one funny ass thread.

     

    thanks B-Rad

     
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    Posted: Feb. 18, 2010 - 12:25 AM ET #216

    funny ass shit.....nice job fartsniff....

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    funny ass shit.....nice job fartsniff....

     
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    Posted: Feb. 26, 2010 - 2:58 PM ET #217

    If you start your story off with "and it was pretty cool", has to be a lie!

     

     

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    If you start your story off with "and it was pretty cool", has to be a lie!

     

     

     
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    Posted: Aug. 3, 2010 - 3:07 PM ET #219

    drudowns.  That shit was fucking HILARIOUS
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    drudowns.  That shit was fucking HILARIOUS
     
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    Posted: Sep. 9, 2010 - 7:25 PM ET #220

    I wonder if this fuck is still around? funny ass shit though!
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    I wonder if this fuck is still around? funny ass shit though!
     
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    Posted: Sep. 14, 2010 - 6:05 PM ET #221

    Quote Originally Posted by DruDowns:

     

     fixed it for you.

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     fixed it for you.

     
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    drudowns you sir are fucking hilarious

     

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    drudowns you sir are fucking hilarious

     

     
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    Posted: Oct. 26, 2010 - 2:46 AM ET #223

    post #7 is a little simple, a little juvenile, but fucking massively comical to me,,,,  
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    post #7 is a little simple, a little juvenile, but fucking massively comical to me,,,,  
     
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    Bosss...well done sir
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