I had my first threesome last night

I just spent 15 minutes reading this whole thread and laughing!

I just read the entire thread and can't belive nobody has comented on why the hell you would have Fartnsniff as your username.  I mean you can only expect so much from a guy like that.  Why should we be suprised? 

                       DRANK SOME LEFT-OVER COOLERS??

 

          too FUNNY!

 

HOW MUCH WAS THE tAXI FARE AND WHO PAID?

  

1st funny thing....a bunch of dudes who spend all day messaging each other and picking out avatars of porn stars making fun of anyone else

2nd funny thing....these same dudes making any kind of threats

3rd funny thing....the assumption that 2 drunk chicks with low self confidence only fuck good looking dudes

I am a bartender in a small bar in dc. The amount of threesomes I see the beginning of every week is a minimum 2. The amount of ugly dudes I see talking to some chick that obviously is DTF(down to fuck) is ridiculous.

Don't know is FNS is telling the truth or not, but I see shit like this all the time. If two chicks want to fuck me and they are dancing to ABBA, then I'd be a Dancing Queen with a wet dick. Instead of a 30 year old virgin on the internet messaging away while tabbing back and forth from xvideos.com to covers.

This forum is great for gambling, but 90% of us have no clue about getting laid.

gl you fuckin degenerates

I Heard about this thread and had to come and find it.

Everyone was right it is rather funny.

All I have to say is, Didn't anyone out there go to COLLEGE. I ain't bragging or anything but have had a few three somes and a foursome. Believe me when I had the first one I was on the phone calling every dude i knew and If I was a member of covers at the time I probably would have posted it as well.

I have to say that FnS has taken this very well and i give him respect for that. I'll tell you what if this really didn't happen chances are he would be a dick to everyone that made fun of him. I'm sure he is sittin back with a big ass grin on his face drinking one of those leftover coolers, saying "fuck all ya'll ur just jealous i got my dick wet in two pussies at the same time and no one wasn't a cat you ass holes"Sounds like something he would say. How many people can actually say this and be honest.

I can but when I tell people their names no one believes me. Two lifelong friends their freshman year of college I was the senior in the freshman class it was great. Any college students take your general courses as late into your college career as possible. Anyways their names where Vikki and Nikki.

PROPS TO YOU FnS ON GETTING THE THREESOME!!! HOPE ITS NOT YOUR LAST....

I've followed covers for about 2 years and never posted a reply.  Thank you FNS for bringing out my 1st reply.

We've all fucked a fatty or 2 in our lives.  FNS, I expect clubbin' post every week.  I'll check that shit first for sure.

 

He posts all the time.  I've seen one within the last week.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Another fool falls for FNS bullshit!!!!!!

 

Was that post supposed to make you look good??? cuz all it did was make you look like a complete fool for believeing this shit!!!! Amazing. Youre right FNS is sitting abck laughing at this thread for sure, HE'S LAUGHING AT THE CLOWNS LIKE YOU THAT BELIEVE IT!!!! He started this thread just for reaction and such, the story is so fake and garbage its obvious. But guys like you believe anythng and it also gives you a reson to talk about the two sweathogs that were drunk enough to fuck you back in Jr. College.

 

Mark another sucker for FNS's story!!!!

Kudos to you FNS, theres a sucker born every minute!!!!!!

That was one of the funniest things I have ever read on Covers!!!

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And I thought this thread would die......shame on me.

Train, that quote is classic man. Well done.

Shit i thought i was reading a penthouse letter and then all of a sudden it ends. What happened during that 45 minutes?

Tell Hana i said hi

So you can beat off to eat?

routine night in the club?

lets roll?

lol, i was told to go check out the archives for this thread and it is by far the best thing I have ever read.  I am kinda believing this fool though because who the fuck makes up a story like this?  If i were making it up, it would have been alot fucking cooler.  we would be swinging from the ceiling, sex swings, ass to mouthin broads...the whole 9...im gonna stop now bc im still laughing my ass of at all the posts...

WESTSIDE DOG!!!