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West siiiiiiiiiiiiddddddeeeeeeeee
 
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I can tell you are some great stud that you sat there for 30 minutes of classic Beyonce before you made a move, even though the chubettes are all rubbing each others rolls and kissing all over each other the whole time.
 
FNS is able to score with two drunk club fatties, after playing hard to get on the couch for a half hour, throwing up gang signs whenever a Jay-Z part comes on that Beyonce CD.
 
You stud.
 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by fartnsniff:

 
When we arrived back at Tina's friends condo (I can't remember girl #2's name - I think it might be Cathy...Tina kept calling her Cat or something like that) first thing they did was head to the kitchen for more liquor - they seemed to enjoy the booze (good for me).  In the fridge there was what looked to be an assortment of vodka coolers left over from their drinking earlier in the night.  
 
The music started pumping shortly after.   Then I started pumping shortly after that. 
 
FnS

There is no such thing as a vodka cooler, they are all malt.  Have another Zima...

 
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Hey bro,  Any chance of you loaning me that Beyonce song, I like to burn myself a copy.  I love the classics.      I can bust a move
 
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Tina kept calling her Cat.
 
I think FNS got so drunk on those coolers, he fucked Tina's pet cat.
 
 
 
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 Classic Beyonce
 
 
 
 
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Hey mods, please don't forget to "pump" this thread into archives, this is some of the funniest shit i have ever seen. honey, can you grab me another cooler?
 
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I think he dunked his nuts in Meow Mix.   Make one of those wine coolers some catnip. 
 
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Posted: 12/12/2007 11:03:20 PM
I think he dunked his nuts in Meow Mix.   Make one of those wine coolers some catnip. 
 
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I have to hand it to you FsN you take the rips and still come back with more details.
 
you're okay in my books.
 
 
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You have to admit, he does get box
 
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You have to admit, he IS A box
Fixed it for you.
 
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You have to admit, he has a box

Fixed it again.

 
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God damn this thread is hilarious.
 
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  classic thread
 
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Archive and possible thread of the year material!
 
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Depending on fartnsniff's performance - maybe the girls both got a 'FnS' tattoo the day after.  
 
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Man has gotta chance to be the next Travis Henry...........
 
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Follow up, Tina got pregnant after all that anal sex.   The little turd was 1.6 lbs.   I would like to welcome FartnSniff Jr. into the world. He is registered at Home Depot in the plumbing department.
 
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Sounds like a familiar episode of Seinfield
 
 
Jerry (fartsniff) I don't know how to pronounce it buy I believe it is menage
 
Jerry (fartsniff) So I brought it up to her...and her roommate was into it!!!
 
 
George (Covers keepin it real) Do you ever get down on your knees a thank god you know me.
 
Gipper- I miss that show
 
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Quote Originally Posted by CharlieV:

Depending on fartnsniff's performance - maybe the girls both got a 'FnS' tattoo the day after.  

Hey CharlieV sleep with any family members lately?
 
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One night I was sleeping and I farted so loud I woke up the whole house! HAHAHAHA.
 
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I just read this again .......... take a look at this clown.
 
"Lets roll"   This is a classic thread created by yet another Classic Covers Dumb ass........
 
 
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Oh man,,,,,,,,,,,I can't breathe!
 
Somebody call me a laugh ambulance.
 
I'm dying here.
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