2024 Australia Slam Thread

Is that so? Interesting opinion as my overall futures in this thread have me in a very +EV spot heading into both men's and women's semis.

Thanks for the spelling correction, I'll let Samsung know to update their autocorrect for incel dweebmushes like youself ,,, much appreciated

@packersbackers

 Oh man, you freaking nailed that incel dweebmush, brother!!! Freaking hilarious, you are just RUTHLESS and so good with words/insults, I freaking love it brother. Anyone with half a brain knows that Samsung phones automatically autocorrect "Hurkacz" to "Hurcacz," that's just common knowledge...for everyone except freaking INCEL DWEEBMUSHES, am I right brother?! Just like how Samsung phones refuse to autocorrect "youself" to "yourself," a very common known bug in the Samsung autocorrect technology.

You're so +EV it's not even funny, brother. You are DOMINATING this tournament, and I want the incels to see just how much you're killing it. I know you're very secretive about how much a "personal max wager" is (I assume 10,000 units based on your previous wagers), but since you split those, we'll call them a wash. We won't even count the juice you lost between the two. So let's recap the rest of this thread for the HATERS and TROLLS who just can't stand to watch you crushing it:

Current total of all settled wagers in this thread: -4.42 units

Pending:

Sinner to win title +650...5u

Sinner vs Medvedev +2500,,,half u

Sinner vs Zverev +5000,,,half u

Of course this isn't counting your legendary live bets, which the Covers community isn't privileged enough to see since your internet never seems to be working when you place those. Of course those are probably somewhere between 300 - 500 units of extra profit for you, but unfortunately I can only go off of what you post here.

So as long as Sinner wins (which obviously is a LOCK assuming the refs don't catch wind of your pick and put in the fix), we'll be in for a HUGE tournament, brother. If they rig this so that Djokovic SOMEHOW beats Jannik Sinner (they freaking better not), you'll finish this thread -10.42 units.

On behalf of the entire community (and world for that matter), I want to say THANK YOU for blessing us with the insider knowledge and advanced metrics analysis that you are so well-known for. I LOVE YOU more than words can ever say, brother. Thank you so much, keep posting those picks!!!

Absolute bargain offer from packers bakers our GURU so all of you should put MAX WAGER ON basically sell your house to win this sure money. Im down for that and going to not disappoint my guru again for being a little dweebmush whatever it means 

I’m a Lerker on this site for over 10 years I don’t post picks but I pay attention. I won money with packers and misialdos in tennis both good at tennis. I wish you would both get along everyone could make more money together cuz you both know tennis as I do been watching and betting it for while but 50/50 wins for me. But this comment…So as long as Sinner wins (which obviously is a LOCK assuming the refs don't catch wind of your pick and put in the fix), we'll be in for a HUGE tournament, brother. If they rig this so that Djokovic SOMEHOW beats Jannik Sinner (they freaking better not), …… i love sinner and joker think sinner will be a number 1 in the world at some point in his career but to say sinner is a lock is the funniest thing I’ve even heard considering he’s playing the goat in joker. I think joker win today but as he declines in the future sinnner will beat him more cuz think he’s that good but to say lock against joker… is a joke I’m taking joker today win or lose I like them both but joker is trying to make history and sinnner will win a lot more in the future 

PHENOMENAL stuff here brother, as always -- give youself a pat on the back!! You always believe in youself with these big plays, and that's what your fans really admire about you. After all, if you don't believe in youself, you can't expect youself to be a sharp professional bettor like packersbackers.

Yesterday's massive win put us at +7.58 units for the tournament, with the following play still pending:

Sinner to win title +650...5u

Of course, there is NO WAY you would have put anything on Djokovic ML live last night, like you did with Noskova against Swiatek, right brother? If I remember correctly, I think you had 500 units live on Noskova, correct? Unfortunately we couldn't include that in your unit count since it wasn't posted, so we won't subtract anything for Djokovic either.

Again brother, please congratulate youself on another AMAZING tournament. You believed in youself, put in the hard work, never lied about your wagers, and nailed this tournament from top to bottom, just like you always do. I can't WAIT to see the locks for the finals brother, looking forward to it.

Remember, always believe in youself! Love you brother.

@scalabroni69

I will etransfer you a lollipop so atleast you'll have something to do this weekend 

Get a life brother, aim to accomplish something more with your life....you fail with every passing post here.

#sadpatheticlifeofafatinceltroll 

It’s posts like this that help keep our forum empty.

^^^ @AverageAllstar 

Facts 

With every passing week, month, year,,,trolls become more and more engulfed with jealousy for winners such as you and I and the several other winning cappers on this site, while simultaneously their self loathing overwhelms them.

When jealousy of others collides with their own self hatred, we get sad pathetic troll posts like the ones we see in this thread.

Just look at the shitshow Vanzack has had to deal with this NFL season,,,it's just the world we live in now...if it wasn't for all the recently made up agencies and industries to support the mentally weak and challenged snowflakes like the trolls we are forced to encounter and ignore here, they wouldn't even have a pot to piss in, let alone a keyboard or internet connection.

Locked in:

In game wager after 1st game, 4th set

Medvedev ML -105,,,16u for the ideal hedge of my original Sinner futures.

It's been a blast posting my final tennis major thread   

Take care fellas 

Haters and trolls,,,well,,,you guys can enjoy remaining broke, fat and involuntarily celebate 

We all knew.   

Clown like.