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#201
If i stuck my derp into a girls vagina and her brain popped out i would run away and hide in the bushes
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#209
I just cleaned the cats kitty litter tray out and nearly fucking chundered. Filthy fucking animals.
My wife thought it would be a great idea to buy our eldest daughter a cat fr her birthday 6 years ago.
She forgot to mention that our youngest daughter, who is 4, is the only one who feeds the fucking thing and I'm the idiot who has to subject himself to that bullshit every bin night 
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Posted:
#211
Quote Originally Posted by Aussie Battler:
I just cleaned the cats kitty litter tray out and nearly fucking chundered. Filthy fucking animals.
My wife thought it would be a great idea to buy our eldest daughter a cat fr her birthday 6 years ago.
She forgot to mention that our youngest daughter, who is 4, is the only one who feeds the fucking thing and I'm the idiot who has to subject himself to that bullshit every bin night
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#215
My dog sleeps outside in the cold while the cat curls up on the carpet at the top of the stairs
The fucking thing doesn't even move for you, it makes you walk around it
It has the hide to carry on like it's being murdered at 4am becasue it's hungry
Even though it got fed only hours ago
It scratches at my bedroom door at 4am
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#218
THE NRL's most durable forward, Luke Douglas, has quit the Cronulla Sharks to sign a three-year deal with the Gold Coast Titans.
The rangy prop, who has played well over 100 games straight in the NRL, agreed to terms yesterday.
He will be taking a pay cut from his current $350,000-a-year deal with the Sharks.
He will join the Titans at the end of the season.
$350k for Douglas
No wonder Cronulla are broke and fucked
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