YA BOY STUMPTOWN WAS ATTACKED BY TWO MAGA HAT WEARING WHITES!

Dear Penthouse Forum,

     I never believed that these stories really happened until it happened to me. I had just left the Penthouse Club and was doing key bumps. All of a sudden I was jumped from behind by two big booty blond chicks. Everyone knows that I hate big booty blond chicks. They were wearing MAGA hats and MAGA t-shirts with no bras, nipples perking. Everyone knows I hate braless, perky nipples. They yelled, "San Francisco is MAGA country!" Then they put the rope around my neck....then they led me back to the hotel. One of them immediately proceeds to service the log, so the other decides to sit on my face. Everyone knows that I hate when big booty white chicks sit on my face, tasting of vanilla.... Yuck.

did they take ur footlong too?

Sadly.....yes. They had their way with my footlong.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the two maga hat wearing, whites.

(Stu where exactly did thid happen, exact location. Thinking I might try "brown makeup" see if they will also attack me.)

North Beach. I had just walked out of Penthouse and was headed to get a square slice.