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#5 - Carrie Fulton Phillips - - {When He received the nomination for candidacy for President from the Republican party, she threatened to come forward and reveal the affair if she was not compensated. The Republican National Committee paid her $50,000 to avoid a scandal.}
Wow!!! Sound familiar? Did I just repost a current headline? NOPE!!! It happened to Warren Harding in 1920. Not only that, his "jealous" wife "supposedly" poisoned him because of it. Now, that's some world-class punany!!!!
#4 - Lucy Mercer - - {The true love of President Roosevelt's life was a woman by the name of Lucy Mercer. Eleanor discovered the affair when she found love letters from Mercer to the President. After she threatened divorce, he promised never to see her again. Of course every chance he got he would see her. In fact Mercer was beside him while on his death bed.}
F.D.R. - FU##IN'-DAT-REAR!!!!! Am I right, fellas!!!!! Yeah.....
#3 - Madeline Brown - - Now, from what I've heard, LBJ lived up to his last name, and not only had a kid with this chick, and not only took care of him, the "affair" lasted 21 YEARS!!!!
Once again, she must've had the "Snappin' Gyro"!!!!!
#2 - Monica Lewinsky - - To work "Slick Willie" up enough to shoot that DNA all over her dress, I'm picturing her working the shaft, b@lls, rimming, you name it. The chubby ones always work harder - I guess Clinton knew that Golden Rule - enough that he got impeached over it.
And Finally.....
#1 - Sally Hemings - - Gonna try to keep this "P.C.", but c'mon!!!!
Thomas Jefferson. During "slavery".....
You know what, on second thought, go "Google" that.....
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