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#1
OK..line up those usual suspects...
Lynin Ted
Pastor Pence
Little Marco
Carly Fiorino
Mitt Romney
John Kasich
It will be fun waching them eat each other.....
2020 Rep Field
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Posted:
#2
Hey, the Reps have come a long way since D-I-C-K "crooked mouth" Cheney was VP. At least Pastor Pence HASN'T SHOT ANYBODY!!!!! Yet.
Remember that one? D-I-C-K was out bird hunting and blew half of somebody's face off with a shotgun blast!!!!! Friggin douche-bag.
WOAH, Jesus, Mary, & Joseph, it would be hilarious if it wasn't so tragic.
~~~~~ZOSO~~~~~
Posted:
#3
And Rummy's classic.....
"There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know."
The biggest unknown to Americans was what kind of scumbags you, Cheney & Bush turned out to be.
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#4
Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:
And Rummy's classic..... "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know." The biggest unknown to Americans was what kind of scumbags you, Cheney & Bush turned out to be.
Does that explain Donald? Trying to out scumbag the prior scumbags?
And Rummy's classic..... "There are known knowns. These are things we know that we know. There are known unknowns. That is to say, there are things that we know we don't know. But there are also unknown unknowns. There are things we don't know we don't know." The biggest unknown to Americans was what kind of scumbags you, Cheney & Bush turned out to be.
Now and then even a BLIND squirrel can find an acorn
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#8
Rudy was receiving some whispers that he should run because he lies as good as Trump does. Except Rudy had a really bad day..
Trooper: License & registration please.
Rudy: YOU GOT NUTTIN ON ME OFFICER. PUT UP OR SHUT UP.
Trooper: Sir, I clocked YOU on radar driving 85 MPH.
Rudy: THERE'S NUTTIN IN THE TRUNK OFFICER.
Trooper: Sir?
Rudy: THAT HOOKER IN THE TRUNK WAS DEAD WHEN TRUMP FOUND HER!
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#9
So Rudy called Dershowitz for help & was told he didn't have to worry about the dead hooker in the trunk because he was pulled over for speeding & he can only be prosecuted for the original crime & all other crimes cannot be prosecuted.
But Rudy was still worried, so he wanted a 2nd opinion from Judge Pirro.
Rudy: JUDGE PIRRO THEY FOUND THE HOOKER IN THE TRUNK.
Pirro: Hold on Rudy. I've got Paul Ryan on the phone & have Jim Jordan who wants to talk about some kind of wrestling hold he saw or didn't see @ Ohio State. Let me get rid of Ryan. He's as worthless now as ever. I'll tell Jordan to go play with himself. Hold on.
Rudy: THANKS JUDGE AND i GOTTA TELL YA; THEY FOUND YOUR PANTIES AROUND THE HOOKER'S THROAT. YOU KNOW, THE SLIGHTLY USED PAIR YOU GAVE DONALD.
Pirro: They found what???
Rudy: YOUR PANTIES, THEY FOUND YOUR PANTIES.
Pirro: You're a moron Rudy, I don't wear panties.
Rudy: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT JUDGE. DONALD TOLD ME THOSE WERE YOUR PANTIES.
Pirro: Hold on Rudy; Jordan is calling in again. Hello..
Jordan: Judge, it's Jim again. I just finished rubbing one off like you told me.
Pirro: Jim, I'll have to call you back. I have Rudy on the line asking about my panties.
Jordan: You wear panties?
Pirro: No dammit ! I don't wear panties!
Jordan: Wow, wait till I tell Hatch! He always said you were a person.
Pirro: Rudy, are you still there?
Rudy: OF COURSE I'M STILL HERE! THE TROOPER IS WRITING ME A TICKET.
Pirro: Listen Rudy, you'll have to get advice from someone else. If word gets out I don't wear panties, every swinging dick@ FOX will be sniffing me out.
Rudy: OK I UNDERSTAND. HEY DO YOU KNOW IF COHEN STILL HAS HIS LAW PRACTICE?
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#10
Mitwit Romney seems to have tweaked the fragile ego of the Donald. Flip-flop Romney will make this very interesting.
Meanwhile Stephen Miller needed some advice & reached out to Hope Hicks asking for a date. She told him to save his breath because he'll probably need it to blowup his next date.
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#17
"One core belief I have always held is that our strength as a nation is inextricably linked to the strength of our unique and comprehensive system of alliances and partnerships."
From the resignation letter of Jim Mattis
Maybe this breath of fresh air can replace the stank coming from the current WH.
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#19
Quote Originally Posted by SarasotaSlim:
Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:
How about................ Mattis/Halley?
Who's Halley ?Would that be Edmond Halley an English scientist best known for predicting the orbit of the comet that was later named after him.. Halleys comet............How about................ Mattis/Halley?
The spelling Maven strikes again
Posted:
#20
Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:
"One core belief I have always held is that our strength as a nation is inextricably linked to the strength of our unique and comprehensive sy. coming from the current WH.
"One core belief I have always held is that our strength as a nation is inextricably linked to the strength of our unique and comprehensive sy. coming from the current WH.
You libs are certainly having a good time with all your bashing today, BUT,...
You libs always seem to forget that the world is not a static place.....Things are always changing one way or the other and the wise persons understand that fact....Mattis....was living in the past......Did good where he was and what he did, and when he did it, however, it was time for him to go as we now move forward with a more clear thinking pattern regarding our foreign policy....
Strategy now dictates we HAVE to get much smarter in how we spend our scarce money, and HOW and when we deploy our precious assets( young men and women in harms way)..
THE WORLD HAS CHANGED IN THE LAST FEW YEARS...OUR LEADERS NEED TO BE STRONG AND SMART WITH OUR LIMITED RESOURCES....you obviously disagree midnight...Good luck with your outmoded view..
Posted:
#21
Quote Originally Posted by JimmyDrizzl:
Quote Originally Posted by Midnight1:
"One core belief I have always held is that our strength as a nation is inextricably linked to the strength of our unique and comprehensive sy. coming from the current WH.
You libs are certainly having a good time with all your bashing today, BUT,... You libs always seem to forget that the world is not a static place.....Things are always changing one way or the other and the wise persons understand that fact....Mattis....was living in the past......Did good where he was and what he did, and when he did it, however, it was time for him to go as we now move forward with a more clear thinking pattern regarding our foreign policy.... Strategy now dictates we HAVE to get much smarter in how we spend our scarce money, and HOW and when we deploy our precious assets( young men and women in harms way).. THE WORLD HAS CHANGED IN THE LAST FEW YEARS...OUR LEADERS NEED TO BE STRONG AND SMART WITH OUR LIMITED RESOURCES....you obviously disagree midnight...Good luck with your outmoded view.."One core belief I have always held is that our strength as a nation is inextricably linked to the strength of our unique and comprehensive sy. coming from the current WH.
Actually, I don't disagree. I have consistently called for new blood in Congress. We have members in their 70's & 80's who are & have been out of touch with the American public. I mentioned Mattis because he has a good world view & seems like the last adult to leave the administration. I was also impressed with Haley's work in the UN & that's why I mentioned that combination.
I have also said that I don't care if it's a Democrat or a Republican that becomes our next president. I just want a leader that can restore our alliances, repair our infrastructure & once again establish America as the leader of the free world again.
And finally, I want the POS & his extended family out of the farking WH.
Posted:
#22
So you hate Trump...fine.....He does have many faults and rough edges...no dispute there....But, he is awfully good at a few things he said he would do....Not perfect but has gotten some good things done...
Therefore, in 2020 who do the dims have that can out negotiate with the Norks, China, Russia, Iran, Africa, South America, and whatever other country that gets out of line?
Dims as a stone cold fact..... HAVE NEVER BEEN STRONG ON FOREIGN POLICY.... that I can remember...
Obama..joke...Clinton...joke....Bush jr....( rino)..also a joke..
Biden would be lame.....K. Harris....lame......Gillibrand...really lame....Booker....clueless.....E.Warren....just needs to get drunk on beer....Too many weak candidates on the dims side......Oh, I forgot Kaine....Kiss the country goodbye if he could somehow wave a magic wand and pull off a win and get elected prez...
2020 prospects on dim side.. I SEE NO ONE YET WHO I WOULD TRUST TO DO A COMPETENT JOB ON FOREIGN POLICY...
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