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Quote Originally Posted by deedowwis:

Quote Originally Posted by 666LES: Quote Originally Posted by garbonzobros: Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1: Quote Originally Posted by mrcacciatore: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,off topic, yankees/nats over 8.5 table max,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,dammit,,,,,,cant win em all, still quite a heater though,,,,,,,,yanks/nats over 8.5 table max,,,,,,,rays/rockies over 8,,,,table max,,,,,,indians +220,,,,,astros -110,,,,,,,,,,,,i know i know these dont belong in here, but i thought maybe i could sneak em in here, try to lay low, confuse jonny law,,,   Is this Cynax?  Last 3 yankee games they were 1 hit /2 hit /no hit by the 5th inning. Leslie Mcgenzie Gore (Nats) has pitched 5 Unders L5. Are you counting on 9runs by Nats vs Severino's BP fastball? Pardon me for posting Baseball during Baseball season. I Am Montespire.,,,,,,,,,,,,,dont ever go against the garbonzo brothers when they are on a heater, and monte has been kicking his bookie's dick in the dirt for a few weeks now,,,,,, its basically a homicide at this point,,,,,i actually replied to u earlier that i thought the yanks would get the total themselves, got zapped though,better to be lucky than good,,,i apologize to big d for posting baseball in here but as u know i kinda gotta sneak around this place,,,,,,,,,,,,,,awesome work on the newsletter,,,,i go now

 

always welcome.   #freemonte

 
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Quote Originally Posted by JDD:

All AFC teams get 9 home games this season, Jets get 10 games in their home stadium this year...because they play the GMen There will be at least 1 Saturday game in weeks 15-18 The Lions have 3 Thursday games Packers/Raiders/Dolphins/Niners start the season with 2 road games The Rams and Niners are facing 4 teams EACH that are coming off a bye week.  To put that in perspective, there are 12 teams this season who face ZERO teams coming off a bye.  That is some bad luck there for the Niners eh....,,,,,,,2 road games to start the show and 4 games against extra rested mf'ers Ravens, Panthers, Broncos, Giants, Titans are only teams in NFL this season who have 3 consecutive road games.  Falcons have easiest SOS, Eagles have toughest SOS
and of those 4 when Ravens come home for a duel with the Lions they head out to the desert the following week,But the Gints, oh lord.Along with their 3 add 4 more on the road to give them 7 of their first 11 Willie Nelson style.

 
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The Bears injury situation has got to "Ravens" status.

TE Cole Kmet had to be carted off the practice field yesterday. 

Only 2 of the starting 5 o linemen practiced.

I guess it's good that it's now, and not mid season.

I won't be betting their game week 1 vs the Pack.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

The Bears injury situation has got to "Ravens" status. TE Cole Kmet had to be carted off the practice field yesterday.  Only 2 of the starting 5 o linemen practiced. I guess it's good that it's now, and not mid season. I won't be betting their game week 1 vs the Pack.
Ahh put a little on'm and kick back with a snack and a cold one. reallyhappy

Free Monte peace_5

 
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Now Juedy has been carted off.  Status for week 1 doubtful.   Get those raiders +4 bets while ya still can.  peace_5

 
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All these starters not participating in pre season games, and getting hurt in practice instead. 

There's no happy medium 

 
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Once again.

 
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@lbcake

 peace_5

 
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Rarely ever do parlays but I always do one for week 1 since we truly don’t know who’s who yet.  GL

 

Browns ML

Steelers ML

Raiders ML

Dolphins ML

Packers ML

 

1u to win 50.09u  clover

 
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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

The Bears injury situation has got to "Ravens" status. TE Cole Kmet had to be carted off the practice field yesterday.  Only 2 of the starting 5 o linemen practiced. I guess it's good that it's now, and not mid season. I won't be betting their game week 1 vs the Pack.
This game reaches set total. peace_5

 
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@BIGDTITLE

 Good job on starting the thread and BOL on your parlay! It'd be a nice hitpeace_5

Histrionic personality disorder. It's sad
 
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Chances Nick Bosa signs and or plays against the Steelers..dang if i know. 

 
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On top of the parlay.  Locking these 2 plays in for week 1 as well. 

Raiders +4  

5u

Steelers ML +125

3u

 

 

GL you fine gentlemen 

 
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BOL BD an_cheers

 
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With Mac Jones as starter, and Pats playing as a home dog, they have never won:

0-5 SU

1-4 ATS (the sole cover was actually against Tom Brady, as the Bucs came into Foxboro laying 6)

Jones 7TD 5INT during these games

Pats, home dogs week 1 against Philly. 

 
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Quote Originally Posted by kennttekulve:

man i hope someone saw my post yesterday before it got vaporized,,,,,,,,,,heeeeeeeeeeeeeeater baby!,,,,,,today, same as yesterday,,,,yanks/rays over 7, table max,,,,reds/ariz over 9, table max,,,,,,,,11-2 last max bets,,,,,in all seriousness i expect a call soon this a.m. telling me my max has been lowered (currently 5g) to like 1 or 2,,,,,,either way, monte gettin multiple fed ex envelopes this week,,,,,fuck em,,,,,,,,,,,, all i it does when the mods zap me is cost the box money,,,,, no bueno,,,,,,,,,,,hawaii/vandy over 56 also, normal play,,,,,,,,good luck to all, football is here and i will be fat (literally) and drunk for months on end now

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Notre Dame same game parlay - 

 

ND-19.5

Sam Hartman over 224.5 passing yards

If ND covers, Hartman will get 225 passing yards easily.  Check out his yardage in his past games at Wake Forest.

500 returns 1400

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Quote Originally Posted by JDD:

With Mac Jones as starter, and Pats playing as a home dog, they have never won: 0-5 SU 1-4 ATS (the sole cover was actually against Tom Brady, as the Bucs came into Foxboro laying 6) Jones 7TD 5INT during these games Pats, home dogs week 1 against Philly.

In how many of these games was Matt Patricia the OC?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by kennttekulve:

@Cranky_Hank  could not agree more,,,,,he should be close to that number by halftime,,,,,,,,,

 

From your lips to our heavenly father’s ears!  In Jesus’ name, amen.

Most people understand God is a big fan of Notre Dame.

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It’s nice to have the Lord on your side.

peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by kennttekulve:

@Cranky_Hank  my halftime numbers should look like this,,,,,,beers...17,,,,,,sausage and peppers sangwiches.....2.5,,,,,,,,,ribs....10,,,,central air, 69, hot as fuck down here, monte, monte wife and monte kid like it coooold in the house, u no like it , bring a blanket,,,,,,,,times cops are called....0.5,,,,,,,,,

Monte,

You ever been to Jamaica?  My first time there I’m plowing through this meat and rice.  I ask a worker at the buffet what it was, he replies goat and rice.  I’m not kidding!

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Jacobs to report today.  an_cheers

 
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Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

Notre Dame same game parlay -    ND-19.5 Sam Hartman over 224.5 passing yards If ND covers, Hartman will get 225 passing yards easily.  Check out his yardage in his past games at Wake Forest. 500 returns 1400

as a lifelong notre dame fan......this is the most excited I have been in awhile to start a season, specifically because of the kid Hartman.  I still remember watching him in  that UNC/Wake game last year and then the cover against Clemson.......spread was too high

LFG TD Jesus.  cmon baby

 
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224.5     helluva number   peace_5

 
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Irish looking good!

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Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank:

Irish looking good!

@Cranky_Hank

 yessir

whole damn world was on Navy too.  

There was even a trend that Navy covered last 7 or something.........I forget........I stopped reading it when I realized it said ND was gonna lose lol

You just hit your 225 yards too.  

I mean if the team is good this is how they should win against Navy.  It is supposed to be 35-0 in the 4th.  At least they are giving me some false hope to start the season with

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