Proline,pointspread game numbers are all shook up

That about sums it up

Yup sometimes you gotta wear shades

For sure you had that Van/Clb tie eh Malkin, They always go tie

What's that sound you ask?

Well that's the sound of Malkin flushing more cash down the toilet

46 days left

 

     ------Message from the Warden-----

  Sorry Mr.Malkin prisoner 56007 cannot talk right now, he has Bubbas privates in his mouth.

         Thank You

you got a baseball bat on your many trips to the states? wow. i'm not 100% positive but i think i saw that same bat on one of my many trips to CANADIAN F'N TIRE! 

  Malkin sent me this letter, he wanted me to share it with you guys, so I am posting it for him

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   Dear Friends:

              Hi guys it's me Malkin, just thought I would write you a letter to say I am doing fine in case you were beginning to worry. My bums a little sore (I guess Bubba missed me) but otherwise I am doing okay.

              Hey it's really not that bad in jail here. It's actually a step up from my Mothers basement and I get to eat more than just Kraft Dinner everyday.

              I am hoping to be released on an escorted day pass for March Madness. I have some winners for you guys $$$, Ties, Ties amd more Ties.

              I just want to say I am really sorry for going 0 and 800 in February, I heard that a few guys who were tailing me lost there homes and may have went bankrupt.

            I promise I will make it up to you guys in the tourney. I am down but not out.

           Yours Sincerly: MALKIN

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Yup funny sh!t Darien.

Why would we kill this thread when we have taken it so far

Malkin wanted to be noticed, he wanted to be remembered and he wanted the attention. Well we gave it all to him.

Long live Malkin

      You can't kill this thread now,  it closing in on over 200,000 views that is mind blowing. A lot of people are reading this thread for there daily humour to get through the day and people love to watch a good train wreck, don't they.

       Malkin has single handedly with a little bit of help from us I must say,  raised covers profile and usage and hits to the website. That is is why they are not killing Malkins thread

     Malkin has became a national sensation of sorts. You can kill Malkins thread but you can't kill Malkin. He will show up once more and his thread will blow up again.

     Malkin is a polarizing figure you either hate him or you hate him

I agree with only 46 days left in his season he's bound to show up at some point

              Hey Packersbackers you have posted 3 times in Malkins thread in the last 8 hours, I see  that don't follow your own advice. You just can't stay away can you.

            What you have nothing better to do If you want the thread to die that is fine you have a right to your opinion. Then why not just stop opening and posting in Malkins thread if it bothers you that much.

         Do I sense a little bit of  jealousy that Malkin is getting a little more play on here than you All-Star

       A few weeks ago you came in here out of the blue calling some people clowns, I thought that wasn't cool but out of respect I let it slide. But it looks like you took our silence as a sign of us being pushovers. But don't worry I will pass a message to Malkin you eagerly awaiting his return and that you have called dibs on his left tea bag.

Listen up, you will not suggest to me anything for who are you??????

Nobody is the answer so if I wish to have some fun and joke about something/somebody then that will be my choice and not yours to tell me.

Not sure when you started thinking you could tell me to do anything CrackPacker.  If this thread is bothering you or perhaps you are not getting enough attention because of it I am sorry.

If you really believe that Malkin is getting positive attention from this thread then give your head a good shake and try and fix those problems upstairs.

 

FudgePacker is the man in hereand Malkin is right behind him

         Hey Fudgepacker, sorry typo I mean Packersbacker who died and made you covers police. If you can't come in this thread and have some light hearted fun then get lost.

        Bro I really think you take all this garbage to seriously You may be an all-star on covers but that doesn't transfer into the real world, sorry to bust your bubble.  It also doesn't mean you have a higher I.Q. than me or anybody else on here for that matter or that we should bow down to you.

       I bet your happy now that we are talking about you instead of Malkin.  I am so sorry Malkin was getting all the attention and we left our little all-star backerpackers all alone

      Anyway just spoke to Malkin he is shaving his left nut sack for you as we speak. I am sure you will be on this thread soon, eagerly awaiting his return, happy swallowing.

To funny, almost busted my gut at work Makes you wonder is Malkin is really in jail or has he eloped with Packersbacker

All I know is I am having some fun at the exspense of malkin, a guy who treated others like crap and deserves what he gets

I am no clown

Perhaps we got rid of ManCrackPacker

KANSAS WINS IT ALL!

PITTSBURGH PENGUINS 2013 STANLEY CUP CHAMPS!

Malkin I can't understand what you're saying. You'll have to take FudgePackers piece out of your mouth. 

I say St Louis or Wiscy wins the final four. 

KANSAS WILL ALWAYS GET THE CALLS IN CLOSE GAMES! I ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS A MILLION TIMES IDIOT! DOESN'T MATTER WHO CAN COMPETE WITH THEM - IF THE BALL GOES OUT OF BOUNDS IT'S ALWAYS OFF THE OTHER TEAM! DIDN'T YOU WATCH THE F-CKING GAME AGAINST IOWA STATE IN THE REGULAR SEASON - THE REF CREATED A WHOLE BUNCH OF MAGICAL FOUL CALLS AND NON FOUL CALLS - WITCH EVER ONE HELPED OUT THE JAYHAWKS! THEIR COURT IS JAMES NEISMITH COURT! DIDN'T THEY GET A HUGE CALL IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAME AGAINST MEMPHIS A FEW YEARS BACK - ALSO KANSAS HAS WITHEY WONKA AND THE BLOCK FACTORY! THE INSANELY TALENTED BEN MCLEMORE! THEY SHARE THE BALL BETTER THEN WISCONSIN AND THEY ARN'T A HALF COURT TEAM LIKE WISCONSIN. KANSAS CAN RUN TO! - YOU JUST KEEP GETTING DUMB AND DUMBER DON'T YOU ROUGHEMUP. STUPID MORON! THE PENGUINS WILL PLAY THE BLACKHAWKS IN THE CUP - TWO BEST TEAMS BAR NONE! HEY HOW'S YOUR F-CKING LEAFS DOING - DAMN YOU ARE SO LOW ON INTELLIGENCE - COMPLETE IDIOT YOU ARE ROUGHEMUP - HOW DO YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF! YOUR A VIRGIN ON TOP OF IT ALL! - SUCH A STUPID LOSER!
THE LEAFS COULD VERY WELL NOT WIN ANOTHER GAME THIS YEAR AND FINISH DEAD LAST! - OH WE HAVE SOME GUY NAMED JAKE GARDINER IN THE MINORS - LOOK OUT WORLD! - ANYONE WHO BELIEVES IN THE LEAFS - SHOWS HOW SMART THEY REALLY ARE! - PENGUINS COULD VERY WELL NOT LOSE ANOTHER GAME ALL YEAR! AND WIN THE