I’m your next Moderator

I gots what it takes , to moderate this place non stop all the way , is it what I want or is it prophecy ?

honestly it’s probably too hard to say ,

but I’ll watch this shit if you want or I’ll just wander and walk away…..

back into the space and time  , currently in our state of minds , after the asteroids and the aftermath of the crash that changed our ride , that somewhere along the way made our spines more straight and aligned , from apes to creators that prayed to the skies , to becoming atheists and the hate that we make on the fly , the metamorphosis has been enormous yet we’re far from gorgeous so of course makeup your minds ….

do you want rudimentary and uneven policing without reasoning ?

or something with a little seasoning ?

So your taste buds can say yum and don’t hate your stomach for eating shit ?

the offer stands if you take it your blessed , because your forums are full of boredom and there’s wars in your threads , tortures not like the scorching of the earth or the horns or Satan’s breath , but that of too many orifices that get butt torn and are in the poor form of coarsely ignorin’ the takin’ of their meds ….

so let’s go back to the future cuz I love da lore of eons ago , when this forum had some glory and hadn’t been worn down to being a peon or a joke

So please let me be your Goldie Wilson , and let me “ really clean up this town “ ….

and give the power back to the the civilians , and to the people …..G’z up Hoes down …..

whenever you guys are ready let me know 

I vote for spockgato as the next great moderator of Covers .....

Or is that the first great?

Either way, I stand firm and at attention whenever he sashays into a room

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Sashaying into the room. Just outstanding use of the modern vocabulary. 

+1 for Spock as chief science officer/Covers moderator. 

@Getty3

 Outstanding hire Covers!

 Outstanding hire Covers!

But never forgotten 

There is nothing I’d look forward to more than Spock as a mod, boxing people fairly and a rap explaining the rules broken for the box/ban would be a great asset to covers, instead of just the great asses we are used to

Hell yes

Also Hire Hanky as the town...

don’t be jealous

100% on board with this....if you could so kindly discuss in mod chat that would be fantastic...and remember that we are putting cover sheets on all TPS reports now

spock...congloto

[Quote: Originally Posted by philschnaars]Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: Also Hire Hanky as the town... don’t be jealous[/Quote

  maybe you can check why they wont respond to me winning a  weekly contest a month ago..  thank  you. never had that problem before ive been here for 23  years lol..

I promise to leave no stone unturned . Like our ancestors looking into the grasslands to regale on the fare of some ants or some worms . I’ll reprimand assholes and make em switch paths yes they’ll turn , like necks that get crooked and bent when a good lookin’ set of feminine flesh saunters passed the area where they lurk . Dammit I’m berserk . But in an honest and good way . And any problem that i research will find it’s demise by way of my mind and what the “ hood “ book say . But I ain’t talkin’ bibles or catechisms . Or the time tested vile attributes of these lying fanatical primitive , law writing leches , that literature linguistics surreptitious and that is “ all-time deceptive “ . Naw son , I’m talkin’ the law and the justice of the land . Where underhanded motherfuckers get dusted like the crud on a lamp . Cuz yup . I’m here to clean . But bro don’t call me mister or sinister or mean , call me misery in a fit of screams , coming from our history cuz things isn’t simple and legitimately isn’t free ……

give me a chance I won’t let you down 

That's a crying shame....has this been addressed and rectified? If not, some level of response would be nice to be sure contests are on the up and up....

spock...domfree

International support

I think you really need to consider bringing me in as a moderator . I adopt whatever’s work and i take on a lot cuz I’m greater . And I don’t stop and i won’t turn when the obstacles I face make it hurt creating danger .

That I promise . Cuz I’ll either smash right through or laugh with bombast blasting another path till it’s dominance .

Because Shit to me it’s “ Whatever need be “ .

I’m the embryo I’m the ghost I’m the commencement I’m “ El Fin “ see .

The assemblage of the parts that constructed the whole . With your own eyeholes as I bring back the wonder to what’s been destructed and broke .

No joke . I’m like seven centuries worth of the cataclysmic failures of nature . That rebounded what was bound to miss and now pounded it back in like Shaq on the Lakers . Fakers can hide but I always find em . I’m the mumbo jumbo Columbo but with both my eyes above . A hundred percent .

So I’m not blind to the right side and I don’t need to blubber or vent .

Yup I’m a real straight shooter . Like Reggie Miller at the top of the key I’m a pacer and a mover . A motivator a shaker I’m a laborer and a prover . Displaying not what I would call “ rage “ but just a great distaste for “ what’s at stake “ like it’s tainted steak without the A1 so hey son , you cool with this sirs ?

you got a spot for me in your starting five ? Or are you Nancies not caring again and I’m your Tonya Harding that you connive ? To swindle ? keeping me out the competition ? In an ironic twist of history like the limb that bitch got hit in ?

*Go back and check . That was The REAL JANUARY 6 attack . So “ Why Why Why “ do you not allow me to join the inner sanctum of your most esteemed group of moderators in your Justice League ? Come on guys . I would be an asset . In all honesty . Your team needs my “ sabor “ and flavor . You have too many Potsies . You need a Fonzi . Think about it . 

I have never understood why ppl want “jobs” like that - it is most often unpaid and the main job is dealing with crybabies  and whiners

power trip

barreled in

lacking basic social skills (whenever not using a keyboard)

lifetime victim (of life)

@IntenseOperator

 Spock is up for a lifetime achievement award here at COVERS...just as soon as they can find a category to put him in he will be getting his coveted award and a gift basket filled with raisinets, junior mints, an expired ticket to yo MTV raps and maybe a damn COVERS t-shirt if anyone can find the key to the merchandise closet....som'body better recognize

and a pair of Vans slip ons !

Is Covers looking for a MOD?

Word in MOD chat is that they are dishing out punishment to a very well know moderator who still thinks it's Thanksgiving and stuffed someone's turkey in the supply room that has now been permanently locked