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LVT happy turkey day you and to all covers bros

Ass beating =

Damn that was an embarrassing ass raping nightmare for bears backers.

I guess it was the gambling gods humbling my cocky ass tonight.

Who would’ve thought the same 49ers who tied the Rams, would bend over the Bears and pound’em into submission with a QB making his fist start?

Looks like I have to come up with a plan to find some value on betting the Patriots on turkey night like I want to. I have no fucking clue what I’m gonna do now.

Time to break down the bud n match ups n get to work…

Le$ (@Settle4les) -Mothership feat. Bun B
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sup everyone 


we will find shelter here 
 
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Yo, we’ve been online in different hours as of late, so what you been up to lately man? How’s life man?


 
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Posted: #7204
Quote Originally Posted by hashmyassoff:

i cant believe you guys havent got this shit in here yet. slackin ass stoners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEBEK-etXrM





 
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Quote Originally Posted by LVTruck:

Bets ,,,,, Fellas 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=oh8zc


bC_Dcw&NR=1




The truckster .... im tellin u man .. each time I see one of your posts Lv.. I think of this song .. thats why I post it to you so much 


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Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:

Yo, we’ve been online in different hours as of late, so what you been up to lately man? How’s life man?




so so I guess... working nights is starting to kick my ass cuz when I get off at 7 in the morning if I dont get right to sleep after work or at least by 9 am  then im fucked. My lil girl gets off school at 3:30 and I refuse to neglect her by sleeping till 6pm  just cuz my dumbass didnt get to sleep till past noon so I get up regardless at 4pm ... but its wearing on me cuz 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hashmyassoff:

i cant believe you guys havent got this shit in here yet. slackin ass stoners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEBEK-etXrM
 
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Posted: #7208
I want to smoke some Hash with Hashmyassoff


badass name btw 
 
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no one has answered me yet on if they think this shit is raw 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A_WQ6sL_2s&feature=fvwrel

especially since he is a NBA player


Steph Jackson .... always thought he resembled Chammilionaire even b4 I knew he was rapping lol . 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hashmyassoff:

i wanna smoke some too. all out of hash atm. got somethin called girl scout cookies.



between you Mikado,Money, and Lawson James.. you all crack me up on some of the shit you all get yer hands on where you live 
 
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so so I guess... working nights is starting to kick my ass cuz when I get off at 7 in the morning if I dont get right to sleep after work or at least by 9 am  then im fucked. My lil girl gets off school at 3:30 and I refuse to neglect her by sleeping till 6pm  just cuz my dumbass didnt get to sleep till past noon so I get up regardless at 4pm ... but its wearing on me cuz 
I hear ya, I have had my share of grave yard shift jobs in my life man.

Lucky for me I didn’t have any kids to worry about at the time.

It’s tough to just crash out at home after work cuz the adrenaline of the hell being over with takes over and you want to do some shit to try and relax and take the edge off.

You get all hyped up and then you have to crash at the worst possible moments when your schedule is all fucked up. I know how you struggle between personal time and wanting to be a good man to your girl, and be a good dad to your daughter.

Trying to find a balance is tough.

girl scout cookies now I want some of that weed and peanut butter girl scout cookies to go with it
 
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Posted: #7212
fuck you punk bitches 


wid your punk cash 


let the pump blast


get yer punk ass 


in the trunk fast


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjLFI69RIRs

 
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Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:

I hear ya, I have had my share of grave yard shift jobs in my life man.

Lucky for me I didn’t have any kids to worry about at the time.

It’s tough to just crash out at home after work cuz the adrenaline of the hell being over with takes over and you want to do some shit to try and relax and take the edge off.

You get all hyped up and then you have to crash at the worst possible moments when your schedule is all fucked up. I know how you struggle between personal time and wanting to be a good man to your girl, and be a good dad to your daughter.

Trying to find a balance is tough.

girl scout cookies now I want some of that weed and peanut butter girl scout cookies to go with it




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hey you guys.... is it pathetic that the thing bout Turkey that excites me the most is the triple featured orgy of football games on the slate each year 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hashmyassoff:

every week they got a new name for the shit. it really is like that scene in pineapple express when dude just walks in and makes up names for all the bags. i think that now everytime someone breeds or crossbreeds a strain they come up with some dumbass name for it


got it a whole lot better there then I do here though mane... I mean I get some exotic shit erry once in a while but for most part the hydro is solid at best... still come across some really mean shit all the time but its not like you can pick and choose as easily as you can where you are staying at ya know 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

hey you guys.... is it pathetic that the thing bout Turkey that excites me the most is the triple featured orgy of football games on the slate each year 


Turkey Day *
 
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Quote Originally Posted by Iw1nBets:

no one has answered me yet on if they think this shit is raw 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A_WQ6sL_2s&feature=fvwrel

especially since he is a NBA player


Steph Jackson .... always thought he resembled Chammilionaire even b4 I knew he was rapping lol . 
Yeah stephen jackson got mad flow n skillz.

That track witk him, killa k - cars n clothes is when I first became a fan of his flow.

Yeah man i hear ya on the finding high quality different stains. Finding high grade has it's up n down moments. Shits better now days though compared to when we were kids that's for sure.

Now days it takes less weed to get budded up.

I hope you at least have thanksgiving day off bets. Football, family, and good food n positive vibes is what makes thanksgiving so bad ass.

The dealer i had when I was a kid was so damn old compared to me, it just looked weird when we were together. The neighbors would always be nosy as shit.  

He would always come up with crazy as names.

Anyone have any leans this week. I know I wanna bet the patriots str8 up some how but I know I need to add something to the ticket to get some quality paper out of it.
 
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yo BrothaSRH I think finding balance and having dedication to sticking with something for the long haul are the 2 hardest things for a man . 

Just had a chick that wants to use the pool room for the hotttub tell me that if I open up the spot after hours for her I would be more then welcome to come in and she would compensate me in her own way 

she isnt bad lookin.. not great lookin either... but she is currently in town I guess because her father is in the hospital dying.so she is emotionally fucked up right now.. I get this kind of shit here at the Hoe-Tel constantly and so far I have stuck to my commitment on not doing my girlfriend wrong... but with all these emotional random "ladies" will I continually be able to hold my ground 


People act crazy once they are stayin in a hotel .. let me tell ya 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hashmyassoff:

sucks when family gets in the way of football. its like chill out you know we are gonna see you again right around christmas, and damn then they never want to leave and youre like fuck i been sober all goddamn day and i just wanna smoke a bowl and chill....
Yeah also trying to cover up the budda smell when certain family members are around fucking sucks.

Trying to dodge my grandparents and the little ones in the family when I want to blaze up for thanksgiving makes a paranoid situation that you feel shouldn’t even be paranoid but just is cuz thats how it is when it comes to weed.

Liquor helps but sometimes I get the feeling they know.
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:

Yeah stephen jackson got mad flow n skillz.

That track witk him, killa k - cars n clothes is when I first became a fan of his flow.

Yeah man i hear ya on the finding high quality different stains. Finding high grade has it's up n down moments. Shits better now days though compared to when we were kids that's for sure.

Now days it takes less weed to get budded up.

I hope you at least have thanksgiving day off bets. Football, family, and good food n positive vibes is what makes thanksgiving so bad ass.

The dealer i had when I was a kid was so damn old compared to me, it just looked weird when we were together. The neighbors would always be nosy as shit.  

He would always come up with crazy as names.

Anyone have any leans this week. I know I wanna bet the patriots str8 up some how but I know I need to add something to the ticket to get some quality paper out of it.




glad you notice that Stak Jak got a dif but pretty nice flow to him 

I have to work the night b4 thanksgiving but am going to crash as soon as I get home... we are having tons of people over at our house this year so Im going to be useless in getting shit set up but I refuse to be a zombie on turkey day with everyone over. 

Only thing that scares me with the Pats is Gronk getting hurt... he is the most important player outside of Brady on that team in my eyes. YOu just cant guard him ... I know Welker is the shit and very reliable but without Gronk that allows a defense to focus more manpower on the other receivers... especially receivers who are not that physical such as Welker and Edelman

With that said.. as you know form my bet they are the last leg of my 6 point teaser..... I teased them down to basically even so im still rolling with them... just dont know If I would feel as comfortable with the spread.... 
 
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Quote Originally Posted by hashmyassoff:

you should get a video camera and start a show like taxicab confessions where you interview people from behind the desk or install a camera at the hottub and let them go wild in there


yeah..... either that or im going to finally accept a innocent blowjob or something 
 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZi_cW0bZJk&feature=related
 
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Quote Originally Posted by MoneySRH:

Yeah also trying to cover up the budda smell when certain family members are around fucking sucks.

Trying to dodge my grandparents and the little ones in the family when I want to blaze up for thanksgiving makes a paranoid situation that you feel shouldn’t even be paranoid but just is cuz thats how it is when it comes to weed.

Liquor helps but sometimes I get the feeling they know.



lmao Money keeping it real as always

Something about the way mary jane enhances every  occasion 
 
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but people who look down on Mama Jane will say well cant you have fun during the occasion without using that substance...


its like ummmm... yes you sure can ... but its so much fuckin better blazed off some dank ishhhhhh


then the buzz wears off and your fine... you dont have to sleep ... you dont become moody... you are not a threat to others... 

The Perfect Substance


THC 
 
 
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sucks K-Slay isnt around tonight... he been holding it down up in here lately 


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