How can a human choose 4 Unders and they all go over, with 3 of them just missing by a combined 7 td's and a FG and of course the only O I liked managed to do so. Tales from the crypt!
Let me tell you a story ole boy, I went 1-4 on totals yesterday. 0-4 on unders, 1-0 on an over.
It's Cyrax's year
Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
How can a human choose 4 Unders and they all go over, with 3 of them just missing by a combined 7 td's and a FG and of course the only O I liked managed to do so. Tales from the crypt!
Let me tell you a story ole boy, I went 1-4 on totals yesterday. 0-4 on unders, 1-0 on an over.
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: @JOHNNY_ODAE @Biscuiteater1 I am no expert on this nfl season. Trying my hardest like every other man here. But you 2 need to report to my office immediately. Sister Mary Rose is ready to give you guys a bare ass spanking with a wooden ruler for betting on the Bears. That's all I have to say on this matter. Carry on Are Da Bears trying to get Caleb killed.I swear it seemed like every time I switched it on there he was in an empty backfield then either running for safety or chucking it before impending doom.
Caleb gets himself killed half the time. Everyone blames the o line. And yes it's their fault sometimes, but he holds on to the ball too long.
Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: @JOHNNY_ODAE @Biscuiteater1 I am no expert on this nfl season. Trying my hardest like every other man here. But you 2 need to report to my office immediately. Sister Mary Rose is ready to give you guys a bare ass spanking with a wooden ruler for betting on the Bears. That's all I have to say on this matter. Carry on Are Da Bears trying to get Caleb killed.I swear it seemed like every time I switched it on there he was in an empty backfield then either running for safety or chucking it before impending doom.
Caleb gets himself killed half the time. Everyone blames the o line. And yes it's their fault sometimes, but he holds on to the ball too long.
Before you rush to the window to bet on the Bears +3.5 because they are a home dog, and you used to be a sharp back in 2019, just know that their best o lineman Braxton Jones was carted off in an air cast last game. He's out for the year.
Also, LG Tevin Jenkins didn't practice today with a calf injury. Arguably their 2nd best lineman.
DeAndre Swift got fined 21K by the league for leading with his helmet 2 weeks ago vs the Vikings. It wasn't flagged at the time, but video reviews showed that he's an asshole.
If you're still thinking about betting on the Bears because Instagram posts are invading your feed with amazing Caleb Williams stats, just go and take a long walk off a short pier.
The Bears have scored first only once this season. Once in 15 games and it should of been zero. Let that sink in. Most of Caleb's awesome stats are when it doesn't matter.
This team is beyond a dumpster fire. It's a damn shame because they built this roster up very well for 2 years. This year not so much. With 2 picks in the 1st rd, Caleb and Odunze look like mistakes. Not drafting o or d line was a mistake. Drafting a punter in the 4th rd was a mistake. Giving up a 5th rounder for Ryan Bates was a mistake. Only getting a 6th rounder for Fields was a mistake. Hiring Shane Waldron was a mistake. Hiring AND firing Eberflus were 2 mistakes(think about that one for a minute).
Red, I'm gonna talk my buddies into going to Baltimore for our Bears trip next year. I'm gonna sit on your lap the whole game.
Before you rush to the window to bet on the Bears +3.5 because they are a home dog, and you used to be a sharp back in 2019, just know that their best o lineman Braxton Jones was carted off in an air cast last game. He's out for the year.
Also, LG Tevin Jenkins didn't practice today with a calf injury. Arguably their 2nd best lineman.
DeAndre Swift got fined 21K by the league for leading with his helmet 2 weeks ago vs the Vikings. It wasn't flagged at the time, but video reviews showed that he's an asshole.
If you're still thinking about betting on the Bears because Instagram posts are invading your feed with amazing Caleb Williams stats, just go and take a long walk off a short pier.
The Bears have scored first only once this season. Once in 15 games and it should of been zero. Let that sink in. Most of Caleb's awesome stats are when it doesn't matter.
This team is beyond a dumpster fire. It's a damn shame because they built this roster up very well for 2 years. This year not so much. With 2 picks in the 1st rd, Caleb and Odunze look like mistakes. Not drafting o or d line was a mistake. Drafting a punter in the 4th rd was a mistake. Giving up a 5th rounder for Ryan Bates was a mistake. Only getting a 6th rounder for Fields was a mistake. Hiring Shane Waldron was a mistake. Hiring AND firing Eberflus were 2 mistakes(think about that one for a minute).
Red, I'm gonna talk my buddies into going to Baltimore for our Bears trip next year. I'm gonna sit on your lap the whole game.
Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank: @undermysac You’ll be fine Sac. Saints looking Chicago Bears-like! Yes but the blowout in the 1H is too much. The 2H line at halftime is going to give me a stroke
You got a good line!
Keep at it.
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:
Quote Originally Posted by Cranky_Hank: @undermysac You’ll be fine Sac. Saints looking Chicago Bears-like! Yes but the blowout in the 1H is too much. The 2H line at halftime is going to give me a stroke
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: With 2 picks in the 1st rd, Caleb and Odunze look like mistakes. But wait, bigred said that Caleb was going to be a star. He also said that the Ravens would not miss Patrick Queen. Bigred is not very smart
Queen got his ass beat on Saturday......
Caleb will be a star.....the Bears oline couldnt block Starwink.....trash....
Nice alias....nite nite.....
BTW Rattler sucks...Caleb ran him outta OU....
Quote Originally Posted by NewGuy2025:
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac: With 2 picks in the 1st rd, Caleb and Odunze look like mistakes. But wait, bigred said that Caleb was going to be a star. He also said that the Ravens would not miss Patrick Queen. Bigred is not very smart
Queen got his ass beat on Saturday......
Caleb will be a star.....the Bears oline couldnt block Starwink.....trash....
Quote Originally Posted by iConsciousness: Diontae Johnson claimed off waivers by the Texans. Chargers sign Bears legend Eddie Jackson. Desperate times in that secondary. I'll say a prayer or 50 for you
Jackson played here....
Like Starwink a clueless drunk.....
Couldnt cover a statue.....
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:
Quote Originally Posted by iConsciousness: Diontae Johnson claimed off waivers by the Texans. Chargers sign Bears legend Eddie Jackson. Desperate times in that secondary. I'll say a prayer or 50 for you
Is anyone doing week 17? It can be abbreviated with the holiday n all
I'll do it, but there won't be too much evaluation into each matchup. Just enough to kick off the newsletter. I'm on PST so I'll get a late start on it tonight.
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:
Is anyone doing week 17? It can be abbreviated with the holiday n all
I'll do it, but there won't be too much evaluation into each matchup. Just enough to kick off the newsletter. I'm on PST so I'll get a late start on it tonight.
Quote Originally Posted by iConsciousness: Diontae Johnson claimed off waivers by the Texans. Chargers sign Bears legend Eddie Jackson. Johnson is gonna get his ass fucked up bad....
Oh, I'm sure of it. If he plays this week, which I think he'll at least see some snaps, the Ravens D is going to make him miserable.
Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:
Quote Originally Posted by iConsciousness: Diontae Johnson claimed off waivers by the Texans. Chargers sign Bears legend Eddie Jackson. Johnson is gonna get his ass fucked up bad....
Oh, I'm sure of it. If he plays this week, which I think he'll at least see some snaps, the Ravens D is going to make him miserable.
Quote Originally Posted by iConsciousness: Diontae Johnson claimed off waivers by the Texans. Chargers sign Bears legend Eddie Jackson. Desperate times in that secondary. I'll say a prayer or 50 for you
All I'm gonna say is Jackson had his best years playing alongside Mack. And that's all I can hang my hat on for now.
Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:
Quote Originally Posted by iConsciousness: Diontae Johnson claimed off waivers by the Texans. Chargers sign Bears legend Eddie Jackson. Desperate times in that secondary. I'll say a prayer or 50 for you
All I'm gonna say is Jackson had his best years playing alongside Mack. And that's all I can hang my hat on for now.
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