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Posted: #126

Quote Originally Posted by hooldmybeer:

gotta go check the smoker,,,ribs, boston butt,,,turkey breasts,,,,,kid wants breakfast too,,,he wants me to make him a breakfast burrito,,,soft generation,,,,,in my italian family,my grandma who lived with us, gave us breakfast on the weekends, black coffee, pork chop, and an enntemans cheese danish,,,,,,,,,i was 6,,,,,,,,,now thats a real breakfast

I’ve always been a sucker for generational stories.  I love your grandma and never even met her!

Keep at it.
 
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I'm the manager Asswipe...an_woo

 
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Posted: #128

Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

Quote Originally Posted by hooldmybeer: @Biscuiteater1  i hate mich as well and believe something bad happens either on or off the field, but i have a feeling they may kill penn st today,,,,,,,,no bet for me though they will certainly have that rally around the flag mentality today but gun to head i'd take the 4' and feel pretty good about. BOL today with your plays i'm headed southbound for a helluva view of the bay and a good hamburger and beers.

If ya feel good about +4.5, then you feel good about Penn st winning straight up. As they will.

peace_5

 
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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1: Quote Originally Posted by hooldmybeer: @Biscuiteater1  i hate mich as well and believe something bad happens either on or off the field, but i have a feeling they may kill penn st today,,,,,,,,no bet for me though they will certainly have that rally around the flag mentality today but gun to head i'd take the 4' and feel pretty good about. BOL today with your plays i'm headed southbound for a helluva view of the bay and a good hamburger and beers. If ya feel good about +4.5, then you feel good about Penn st winning straight up. As they will.
I;m holding you to this reallyhappy

 
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@Biscuiteater1

 

You can hold me?

 
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Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

I'm the manager Asswipe...

Manager Asswipe is an odd name to go by.

However, if that's what you like to be referred to as, who am I to argue peace_5

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Posted: #132

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Its 2023 ...to each their own ...Manager Asswipe has a nice ring to it peace_5

 
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Posted: #133

Ask for a manager at the carpet store...

I can hear a toilet flush, a door tries to open but the door knob sticks(it always does). A mass thumps the door via shoulder followed by a sharp n loud "fuck!".

Around the corner emerges the manager. He's wearing a worn out brown suit from 1978. The collar isn't exactly snug, remnants of a Haloti Ngata jersey are visible at the collar and belt line. His tie is still over the left shoulder in preventative toilet water disaster mode.

Apparently the customer's request for the manager rushed the asswipe, hand washing, and tucking process. 

There is a piece of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. 

Ladies and Gentlemen, I introduce to you, not only the #3 salesman in the store, but Manager Asswipe.

peace_5

 

 
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Posted: #134

Quote Originally Posted by mamagerasswipe:

dammit,,,,,username should read maNager asswipe,,,,,,,my bad

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Posted: #135

Quote Originally Posted by mamagerasswipe:

canes td,,,,,,,,i just shit myself,,,,,,,i need the asswipe manager  pronto,,,,,,,

peace_5

 
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Quote Originally Posted by mamagerasswipe:

2-0,,,,noles up 10-0,,,,,21 beers in,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,anybody see the asswipe manager?,,,,

21 beers in?

you will need help managing your asswipes tomorrow morning an_2drinks

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Posted: #137

Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

Rugers/Iowa total 28  aye curumba

 

Iowa giving 3 touchdowns would have covered today…….and the game still goes Under fairly easily.

 
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Quote Originally Posted by trainwreck66:

@Biscuiteater1   You can hold me?
 peace_5

 
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Posted: #139

I just wiped my ass.....new_poop

Headed up soon to Bmore......an_boggienight

Both tackles out for the Clowns....an_eek2

Watson gonna run 4 his life......an_nailbiter

 
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 Your feelings are justified. Jags POD peace_5

 
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Quote Originally Posted by bigred84:

I just wiped my ass..... Headed up soon to Bmore...... Both tackles out for the Clowns.... Watson gonna run 4 his life......

Have fun at the game Red, what's the temp out there?

And what's the go to food at that stadium?

Don't say shrimp an_shake

 
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Quote Originally Posted by 1129ken:

Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1: Rugers/Iowa total 28  aye curumba   Iowa giving 3 touchdowns would have covered today…….and the game still goes Under fairly easily.
I almost grabbed it in the morning and god knows i could have used it. peace_5

 
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In perusing todays card I realized there are few marquee matchups. Then it occurred to me it is because the 2 best teams in the AFC are on a bye peace_5

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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: I just wiped my ass..... Headed up soon to Bmore...... Both tackles out for the Clowns.... Watson gonna run 4 his life...... Have fun at the game Red, what's the temp out there? And what's the go to food at that stadium? Don't say shrimp
Hots, hammies & nachos. reallyhappy

 
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 I didn’t know that Ryan Fitzpatrick was now doing commercials peace_5

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@Cranky_Hank

 How bout a cheesy guilty pleasure type song to start the day Hank. reallyhappy

 
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Posted: #148

@Hugh_Jorgan

 Ur still an idiot....reallyhappy

Boys play another bunch of Bums..

Ur their owners..

Just remember the Niners kicked ur teeth in....bigsmile

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Quote Originally Posted by undermysac:

Quote Originally Posted by bigred84: I just wiped my ass..... Headed up soon to Bmore...... Both tackles out for the Clowns.... Watson gonna run 4 his life...... Have fun at the game Red, what's the temp out there? And what's the go to food at that stadium? Don't say shrimp

 

Im pretty sure its hotdogs ...no bun peace_5

 
 
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Posted: #150

Do the Cowboys miss Kellen Moore?

They are 29th in red zone td %.

Kellen Moore is the Chargers OC this year, and they are #2 in red zone td%

TW, hot dog no bun thumbs_up

Extra mayonnaise reallyhappy

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