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User358183b

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 6:55 PM ET #1

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The lion and the tiger may be more powerful, but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.

looch17

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 7:00 PM ET #2

HAHA nice

CanadaCup

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 7:02 PM ET #3

Hillbilly Hockey pass the moonshine Jethro

CanadaCup

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 7:04 PM ET #4

Hey PB doesn't Uncle Gary want to see another Vancouver riot?

metalbill

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 7:06 PM ET #5

gotta love uncle gary, such a good guy he is. how many more years till canada gets to win the cup again gary?

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 7:30 PM ET #6

Hillbilly Hockey

hockeytown71

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 8:27 PM ET #7

This is one of the greatest posts I ever read on covers! An instant classic

I read this and laughed my ass off...then I realized, this is actually very accurate! Great job Polar.

One last thing, over the last 3-5 years I have been placing series bets with the thought of "who would that little POS want to advance?" and to be honest, it has been profitable.

The Wings are an example (obviously I'm a homer). Pretty much every year in the regular they are the least penalized team in the league. Then in the playoff's, they are one of the most...

Sorry for going off path...

clepto

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 8:36 PM ET #8

Tell Gary to go fuck himself. Van in 6.

clepto

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 8:37 PM ET #9

LMAO read PB. Very well done and long live the Goose!

Dangerbay

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 10:21 PM ET #10

I could tell that your series wagers were based on these thoughts. Most won't understand "the humour" but to me its crystal clear. I was going to write a similar piece, but every 2nd word was profane and could not go thru with it. Bumfukk Idaho for the cup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good stuff bear

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 10:21 PM ET #11

Awesome post

vegasdennis

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 10:22 PM ET #12

Except for drunken post 8

CanadaCup

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Posted: Apr. 12, 2012 - 11:06 PM ET #13

Quote Originally Posted by Polar_Bear:

Pittsburgh...The two darling Poster Boys. Mind you they had their turn just a few years ago so not so sure how that love affair is right now to be honest. Gary will discuss this more in depth with Sidney during their Private Turkish Bath tomorrow. Favors will be requested by Gary. Stay tuned....

Turkish bath

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 12:44 AM ET #14

Gary New York would CREAM all over himself IF he got Kings vs Rangers or even Kings vs Bruins (anyone remember how well his mentor David Stern did with Lakers vs Celtics?)

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 12:47 AM ET #15

Quote Originally Posted by LeRinkRat:

Gary New York would CREAM all over himself IF he got Kings vs Rangers or even Kings vs Bruins (anyone remember how well his mentor David Stern did with Lakers vs Celtics?)

I'm all for this

Pucksrus

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 1:49 AM ET #16

Quote Originally Posted by LeRinkRat:

Gary New York would CREAM all over himself IF he got Kings vs Rangers or even Kings vs Bruins (anyone remember how well his mentor David Stern did with Lakers vs Celtics?)

Buttfuck use to work for that honest guy David Stern......

duy89

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 5:43 AM ET #17

Ur a fuckin clown u fagget

User358183b

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 12:22 PM ET #18

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The lion and the tiger may be more powerful, but the wolf doesn't perform in the circus.

vibo

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 12:27 PM ET #19

Gary and Cindy are lovers just like Thomas seguin and marchand

3wizard9

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 2:49 PM ET #20

This was a great fuckin read

Polar" lot of truth to this thread"

3wizard9

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 2:51 PM ET #21

Favors in the turkish bath Sid the kid

Pucksrus

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 3:08 PM ET #22

Quote Originally Posted by duy89:

Ur a fuckin clown u fagget

Gary is that u. R u offended. Jackass....

Skubishack

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Posted: Apr. 13, 2012 - 3:16 PM ET #23

I'll be sitting next to Jack in Hollywood...

...and obviuosly you forgot that the NY/NJ mob OWNS all of Florida so they will not stand for any talk of Marty and the BoyZ losing vs the little kittens from South Beach... Mr. Saprano says NO...!!!

Those Pittsburgh poster children will continue to get posterized in the process... and the Flyers will win.

Boston's Tim Thomas has proved that he HAS a legit birth certificate and his ability to stonewall teams will prevail vs the wasteful Washington D.C. Commies led by the Russkie in red

.Even the Hatfields and McCoys are together behind Hillbilly Hockey... ... so you are correct.

Another correct call in PHX where the mystery man has arrived in town to provide the coup de grâce (/?ku? d? 'gr??s/; French: [ku d? g??s], "blow of mercy")

STL/SJ... Even I'm still pulling Sharks teeth out of my arse...

Correct again on the Rangers... Mr. Saprano has already sent orders for Alfredsson and his clan to be taken onto a small boat in the harbour so that they can go sleep with the fish...