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Vikings will lose to Dolphins because Kyler Murray is an actual real life midget or dwarf

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mcdirtly

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 5:13 AM ET #1

DOLPHINS +9

DOLPHINS ML

KYLER MURRAY TO THROW INT -YES

If Kyler Murray is your QB, this upset becomes very possible.

Kyler Murray is athletic and talented and can make throws but the problem he is 5'4 and has a lot of balls batted at line of scrimmage.

Many people say Kyler Murray looks like a toddler when they see him run on TV. Well that's because he really has body proportions of a tall dwarf, his big head and short alligator arms.

Vikings are the biggest frauds and that 3-0 record is very misleading. Law of averages applies, they should be 3-1 after this game and start to lose more games and drop down the standings. Defense can only carry you so far. If your QB room is Kyler Midget and dogshit Carson Wentz then your ceiling is 7-10 or 8-9.

SharpSharks

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 6:10 AM ET #2

@mcdirtly

This write-up had me dying. an_roll_laugh

Dolphins and ML to da Bank moneybag an_popcorn

CHIHAWK

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 8:44 AM ET #3

Do you really have to be a 6ft4 qb to have a chance to prove your self in this league....just wondering..thx.....Doug Flutie

Seymourbukz

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 8:57 AM ET #4

gl but i dont see this happening because the dolphins are ass an_roll_laugh

GolfPro23

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:03 AM ET #5

Great observation, defense can't take you far! MORON

alltalc

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:03 AM ET #6

@mcdirtly

As a iife long Dolphin fan, Miami has no chance of winning this game or any game this season from what I have witnessed. BOL WITH YOUR WAGER!!

TJZags598

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:11 AM ET #7

an_roll_laugh

This is why people lose money gambling. The delusion is beyond comical.

bonfire69

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:28 AM ET #8

peace

Biscuiteater1

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:30 AM ET #9

Care to give us a score reallyhappy

smellybunty

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:34 AM ET #10

Midget Murray the shitty version of Doug Flutie

Badger66

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:39 AM ET #11

@TJZags598

But it is comical new_moj_wink

chicubs09

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:50 AM ET #12

Miami should get skoled by the purple wave

hoopsvader

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:52 AM ET #13

Kyler is shorter than Tom Cruise an_eek2

Go Green

Flyguy1700

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Posted: Oct. 4, 2026 - 9:53 AM ET #14

Quote Originally Posted by mcdirtly:

DOLPHINS +9 DOLPHINS ML KYLER MURRAY TO THROW INT -YES If Kyler Murray is your QB, this upset becomes very possible. Kyler Murray is athletic and talented and can make throws but the problem he is 5'4 and has a lot of balls batted at line of scrimmage. Many people say Kyler Murray looks like a toddler when they see him run on TV. Well that's because he really has body proportions of a tall dwarf, his big head and short alligator arms. Vikings are the biggest frauds and that 3-0 record is very misleading. Law of averages applies, they should be 3-1 after this game and start to lose more games and drop down the standings. Defense can only carry you so far. If your QB room is Kyler Midget and dogshit Carson Wentz then your ceiling is 7-10 or 8-9.

an_roll_laugh