It's a great feeling to not have KC or Philly tomorrow

Somebody give this guy a hug

@Danny9999

 Are you saying Parlays and McDonald's go hand in hand? 

LIES LIES.  I know exactly who is going to win. Eagles.  I threw my last 1000 in my gambling account on the chiefs so there is no way in hell that works out for me  

McDonald to expensive. I prefer a 99 cent banquet Salisbury steak from Walmart along with a 6 pack of rolling rock while staring at my 5$ nba parlay 

If anyone ever needed to get laid it's this guy. We know you can't handle talking to hot chicks, you admitted it. Drink some liquor dude, the ugly chicks start looking better, for real. You're friggin depressing, almost feel bad for you. Get Laid dude! I promise you'll feel better!

@IntenseOperator

Good point! 

What a desperate plea for help post #1 was...most times I would offer some sort of witty remark, whether it's positive or negative,,,but given this Karen's historical evidence of being a pathological liar, he will undoubtedly lose all his current and future air bets, and continue his downward spiral of life tilt.

GTFOOH 

Ravens ?? says it all!

@mrusso

A famous American playwright was on German television many years ago and the host asked him what advice would he give to the German people. He answered them in German: 'Ficken Ist Gesund'. 
Good advice for anyone as there seems to be a need for physical contact for us all. Even a good legit head to toe massage can do wonders for your outlook. There is magic and healing in the human touch.  

Just because you bet the game like a dry balls bastid you feel the need to ruin it for other people. That is the real sad picture.

Why not just admit you feel incapable of making a pick? I mean it's way more weird to go take out 27k to try and hit some middle that has almost no chance than to just make a few small bets and enjoy the game in your underwear eating fast food. I mean if you get satisfaction out of doing this because you think it means you're cleverer than every punter than ok flex on em i guess.