Who is going to win tomorrow ? I don't know and neither do any of you all. It's a 50/50 toss up, a dart throw, a coin flip. But you all just have to guess a side because you gotta have it.
My only 2 bets are
Over 5.5 TDs -125, $15,000 to win $12,000
And
Under 48.5 alternate totals +125, $12,000 to win $15,000
So I am probably going to break even, but I sure won't lose a cent tomorrow and that's a free shot at $27,000 which I don't expect to hit.
Now you all enjoy your filet mignon, grilled oysters, brushetta, imported fine wines, smoked brisket, creme broulah, and whatever other highfalutin nonsense you can think up.
99% of you are going to be sitting at home, likely alone, in your boxers , with a McDonald's extra value meal clinging to a couple $5 or $10 parlays just hoping to hell one of them hits. And there is nothing wrong with that.
An SF fan was talking about an alternate reality where they won the NFC. Funny thing is, Covers IS the alternate reality. Gambling is not some high class lifestyle akin to attending a state dinner with the president and foreign dignataries. No no for most is a desperate life losing what little money you have managed to accumulate since your last crash and burn, which might have only been days ago.
So as you all enjoy your white truffles, foie gras, and caviar tomorrow, I hope you will keep in mind the less fortunate. And by that, I mean the real you as opposed to the make believe covers you.
I'm not going to watch 1 minute of the game tomorrow but I want to wish you all good luck on all your guesses. Not that it matters, even if you guess right tomorrow, you will just lose it all on a wrong guess later in the week.
For me I'm not sure what I will be having as I don't plan out my meals days/weeks in advance. Maybe some baked spaghetti and garlic bread or maybe jack in the box, not sure yet. I will let you know when I get hungry tomorrow and decide where to go eat. I really like Wendy's.