🏈🏈🏈 “To BEt, or not to BEt, that is the question” ...Fubah2's risky bets

I just put down my salami sandwich and lit a cigar waiting for this answer . I had my grandmother on the ropes in Connect 4 to boot , with 3 different sets of Red chips ready to rock and I’m simply awaiting that glorious 4th one on any of those to seal the victory , and I had them at 3 different angles too : vertical , horizontal , and the always deadly diagonal .

She’s got glaucoma so it’s pretty much a lock and a bygone conclusion at this point that I get the win , so I got the time to wait for your answer because I’m faking a stomach ache right now because this is more important…..

like when you wanna make sure that little turd nugget makes it’s way down through the hole in the toilet after you dropped a particularly stinky loaf of dookbread in the shitter ….

cuz that lil’ rascal is spinnin’ and spinnin’ , but not really goin’ anywhere , and you could be embarrassed if it doesn’t disappear like your cheap friend does when it’s time to pay the check ……

because your Aunt Theresa’s friend with the killer body knocked on the bathroom door and she needs to use the facilities next …..

I think I got a chance with her bro . She was giving me the double blink doe eyes at dinner . Or maybe she did that cuz she sat next to my Uncle Ralph and he doesn’t use deodorant because it’s against his religion . But if it’s the first thing I said you know what that means . Boom Shockalaka all night homie .

But not if this little crap satellite doesn’t vanish like a David Blaine trick down the pipe of the pooper and into a local waterway near you ya heard ?

so who you got fubes ? You still rollin’ with the Birds at -2.5 ?

I think it’s down to minus 2 at some places . Just thought you should know . Still a play fubah ?

P.S. I beat my grandmother at Connect 4 and I kinda feel bad about it now . Because when I dropped the 4th chip she jumped , because I guess it caught her by surprise , and her fake teeth fell out and our dog Randy ran off with them into the backyard . Damn glaucoma .

which specific injuries  r u  concerned about ? look healthy to me

Blankenship is out . And the nickel corner Roby is out . That could be big trouble going up against that deadly Dolphin passing attack . I’m guessing that’s what fubes is concerned about . You guys play totals ? It’s currently sitting at 51 with the hook . I’m thinking we see 55+ points here . Thoughts ?

You don’t have to keep re-quoting all the posts . It makes things hard to read . The Eagles secondary will be missing some key pieces . Sure Sidney Brown is back after missing a few games , but he’s a rookie , and I’m expecting him to get burned over the top for a big play or two minimum . These two injuries shouldn’t be overlooked . That’s trouble right there .