i got killed tonight....

my wife is the mush. it never fails when i go to put in a bet she will come in my office and rub up on me looking for attention seconds after i place my bets. its unbelievable. when she came in i pulled away from her and he asked me what was wrong and i said i had a pain in my back. needless to say at that moment i knew my night was done. i went back in my office to make a half time play and she came running in again as i submitted my play. i couldn't fucking believe it! i need to leave the house from now on. 

Maybe you should tell her to rub your balls as you hit the submit wager button …

Stop putting in bets and start putting it inside her. You’ll feel a lot better, and so will she. 

@markoj17

 That's bad blaming ur wife, I mean u could've said she's a distraction.  Man up

Install a lock on the door.  Problem solved.

@markoj17

 The problem is you’re not dicking her down right..

Blame the wife

Hang in there buddy

i would run away..............consult paul simon's 50 ways to leave your lover,,,,,,,,,,

@CokeIsGod

 i will try that! 

@begginerboy

 you're right

@ttanwins

  easy...im fully aware that my wife doesn't have that kind of power.

@SP-Capo

 too much honey dicking 

@Detroit_Dave

 thanks man. 

@davemsh

@markoj17

 Follow 

At least when you do lose, you have someone to ease the pain---some of us losers suffer in solitude

put her in the ground.......seems like only logical option   

Is she hot tho?

Rip my darling

Memphis next game?

Tomorrows another day. Just take a dump and use that time to lock in your bets. 

Lmao, never thought Id read something like this on Covers. 

Sounds like she wearing the pants in the relationship... 

Assert... Your dominance..... 

UPDATE: I'm checking into a hotel for the weekend! Room service and winners all weekend long!!!!! 

 had to get away somehow 

weekend at the ole ramada prob do ya good, slap on dem water wings and get in da pool

At least you got noone else but yourself to blame this time and we'll find out if it was really your wife lol...

Same with my wife. As soon as I look at a score my game is getting killed because I look up and there she is. The minute I check a score and she's not around I'm winning my bet!!

@Digitalkarma

 its always been me. she doesn't have that kind of power

@markoj17

 My wife mushes by bets all the time especially when I’m watching games and we argue I tell her stop ur mushing the bets she thinks it’s funny I don’t so when I’m putting in my bets and she around I’ll have her tickle my feet or sonething to get me in a state of total relaxation and the. We usually bang during the games to then check a score and head off to bed but my wife is def a mush @ times I feel ur pain