Good heavens, look who the beleaguered Bobcats have up next!

Just for laughs, I checked the upcoming schedule to see which team will fuc.king trounce the pitiful Bobcats next.  And - holy crap - it's the Oklahoma City Thunder!  Oh no!  The score of their last meeting was 114-69, which is sad, but sadder still is that the game was not as close as the final score indicates.  Maybe the Thunder will show some class on Friday and designate two players of the five on the floor that are not to cross the midcourt stripe while the other three play on offense.  That could make the final score respectable.  Maybe.

The Bobcats, who I foolishly entrusted against the Nets, are now a blistering 0-8 SU & ATS since their last win in Orlando.  They've been outscored in those eight games by a count of 867 to 693.  No, I'm just kidding.  It's actually.....no, wait - it actually is 867 to 693.  Theezuz Christ...


Two seasons, ago, the Bobcats lost in Oklahoma City, 99-81.  Three months later, the Bobcats lost the rematch in Charlotte, 99-82.  "Baby steps" said Michael Jordan after the game, "That's what it's all about." 


Okay, he didn't actually say that, but I enjoyed making fun of him anyway, as should we all for being the face of this ridiculous franchise.


Any guesses on the line for Friday's game, or better yet, the final score?  Who on Earth is going to take the Bobcats??  Not me.  How about you?

lol nice write-up. question is: what will you play the line up to??

bobcats +54...I would take that

This is gonna be great. 

Thanks for the late night laughs....

I wouldn't take the Bobcats against Hickory High right now.

They are soo Horrrible!!!  25 pts entire 2nd Half tonight. . .  Hahaha can't wait to see the line, the biggest all year probably..

The Bobcats have averaged losing 6 of their last 7 games....for the last fourteen weeks!



    <-----  me upon realizing that



   <----- Michael Jordan right now



    <---- guys who habitually bet against the Bobcats

The Bobcats have averaged losing 6 of their last 7 games....for the last fourteen weeks!     <-----  me upon realizing that    <----- Michael Jordan right now     <---- guys who habitually bet ON the Bobcats

No, wait - I had the joke right the first time.  F.uck.

i sense trap play coming very very sooonnnnnnn

17 pt line

Never bet on the Bobcats and Nets no matter what except if Brooklyn's opponent are the Bobcats. 

Nuggets large on TNT Thursday.

I think line depends on the outcome in New York and the Clippers game. Charlotte's game will be a back to back for the Thunder so I expect the line should be around 13.5-15.5 for the Bobcats. Given the Clippers lose tommorow to Denver, I will definitely take the Bobcats at +14.5 or more. Thunder will be loose at the end and Bobcats will have their cover. Just my 2 cents.

Bobcats ML

If it was at OKC it might be 20....At Kitties -13....highest road favorite in the NBA in years....

bobcats roll the thunder

Only if the Thunder play with 4 at a time...

Yea they are taking like really small baby steps with a loaded down diaper.

Wish teams wouldn't toy with the Bobcats in the first half, they make those 1H bets tough to take, lol.

i think there will be some value on the bobcats ml in an upcoming game very soon all it take is one of their opponents to get drunk or high the night before / day of and take the game too lightly and boom bobcats will come up with a SU win