"New" Pink Floyd album

Let me go ahead and "create" a new hit Pink Floyd song, let's call this "Hey Man"

Hey Man.........................

Livin' in a world that is completely uninspired can you reach me............

Can you help me............

Children in distress, while government's an utter mess......

Can you see me.................

Hey Man, you're the one who can help us All............ Fight........ Through............

But, maybe Hey Man, "The Man" is you...............

IT'S A HIT!!!!!!!! INSTANT DRUGGIE CULTURE ACCEPTANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Have fun fighting off the muddy hippie person that will be attacking the stage...............

Quote Originally Posted by Biscuiteater1:

 stupidity.Hands down

Should a guy calling himself "Biscuit Eater" really be calling people out on stupidity?

Anyways - just like KISS, Pink Floyd had a couple of marginally decent songs very early in their career back in an era where there was no internet, 3 channels on T.V., and radio stations gave play to whoever brought the Program Director the biggest pile of coke.....

Also, just like KISS, Pink Floyd tends to hide behind their own version of Kabuki makeup, which is, just make the song the most spacey, trippy, flanger, phase shifter, etc. effects on it.

Melody? - Don't need it

Chorus? - Don't need one

Quality Lyrics - Don't need 'em. Just get baked and record

Then, just like KISS and The Grateful Dead, they started performing live concerts, and it just turned into an excuse to get baked, and trip out on their psychedelic "effects" - much like an early version of a rave or and underground Ecstasy and glow sticks party would be. The "music" is just sound filler, it's really not necessary, and doesn't need to be good.

Now, just like KISS and Dead, after re-re-re-re-re-mastering and releasing of "new" albums, it's one original guy trying to make a final corporate cash grab when they were mediocre at best from the very beginning.....

Now, who is NOT like this, from this same era, and keeps putting on quality concerts with quality songs, and never needed to do a distraction tactic to focus your attention somewhere else, so you don't realize how bad the "music" really is?

Rush, for one, Rolling Stones, I'd still give it to them. Paul McCartney's still rockin' it. Cheap Trick - if you've never seen them live, I would suggest it if you get a chance. ZZ Top rocks, Elton John? Billy Joel? Why not! Way better catalog of listenable songs. Alice Cooper - at least his "shows" are tongue-in-cheek and he admits it. He's not trying to fool anybody.....

Also, if let's say Radiohead, or Alabama Shakes were on the radio in the 70's? They'd be revered up there with the likes of Led Zeppelin by now.....

So, to wrap up, we don't need no education - or "new" Pink Floyd "music". Thank you, have a lovely Christmas.....

Now, from your candor, I'm assuming you also like some sausage with your healthy nourishing morning biscuits? Yes? And that thick, white, cream gravy that oozes all over it? YEAH!!! You know what I'm talking about! Your mouth is watering right now thinking about that big thick round slab of county sausage covered in that thick white sauce now, isn't it.....

Ohhhh, Ohhhhh, some of that white gravy is dribbling down your chin.... get your tongue out there to lap it up......... OOOOhhhhh Yeah......

WHOO........... I need a cigarette, and I don't even smoke!!!!!!!!!!