You want THE TRUTH? I want you to ask me ANYTHING.

Hey Goose , Is the glass 1/2 empty or 1/2 full  ? 

The glass is ALWAYS half FULL!!!

"I'm a Rambler and a Gambler and I guess I always will be".
~~~~~The Marshall Tucker Band

Thinking is a GREAT THING!!!

It usually deters you from thinking STUPID.

A common ailment here on the Covers Forums.

24/7/365 I am looking at possible + money plays.

This is what I LIVE FOR.

No, I AM NOT a High Roller.

But I WILL grind you down over time.

Thank you Van for the the tune.

Allman Bros and Dickie Betts are the undisputed best of all time.

When I was taking my High School Vicky and her sister Sue on a trip to see her Grandparents in North Troy, VT we were of course obliged to give Jay Peak a run or two.

When Its time for leaving I hope you'll understand I was born a Rambling man.

Does Daylight savings time affect your body or are you immune?

For those of us who missed the titty pics, can we get some new ones?

"Does Daylight savings time affect your body or are you immune?"

As an insomniac clocks moving back and forth an hour have no effect.  With my Ambien and Xanax scripts I can sleep at any time I wish.  My Foxwoods Casino jaunts are 99% of the time solo and can last 48 hours if I'm winning.  If I only had a Poker Face it would be a great game for me, a perfect fit.

"For those of us who missed the titty pics, can we get some new ones?"

It was just one pic that I posted in a drunken stupor.  Not even sure I still have it saved but will get others.  If I do post another it will be in the Penalty Box Forum so this Thread won't get assassinated. 

"OK GG heres one for you .......

have you ever thought or was maybe curious about sex with a transexual and i mean a good butt fugging not some lame B"

I am and always have been strictly heterosexual.  Just the thought of having s-e-x with a transexual creeps me out so I have no interest at all and I don't like the idea of another mans member anywhere near my body.  And I am not prejudiced in any way, shape, or form because Wifey and I have both g-a-y and l-e-s-b-i-a-n friends.  Whatever consenting adults do is their own business.  It's just not for me.

Goose, why does the NHL Department of Player Safety always drops the hammer on bruin players for infractions, but ignore blatant violations against the Bruins?

Savard Cooke comes to mind. 

Krug got pitchforked in the groin no call, marchand did it to dotchin last yr, got one game.

Cam neely had knee blown out by ulf samuelsson no cal

Savard career over from cooke hit, no call.

Backes gets three gms last week for a body check?

Why do you think that is?

 

 

"Goose, why does the NHL Department of Player Safety always drops the hammer on bruin players for infractions, but ignore blatant violations against the Bruins?"

Because the Bruins have a reputation for their bruising style of play so they are under the microscope.  Brad Marchand put Anthony Duclair out of a game just last week so he might get another suspension.  Marchand has been suspended six times in his career, most recently for five games in January for elbowing New Jersey's Marcus Johansson. He's also been fined four times.

2020 who wins. Red or blue?

Pro Tip: if nukes come out of NK... its red.

 

"2020 who wins. Red or blue?

Pro Tip: if nukes come out of NK... its red."

Trump wins reelection in 2020.  The one and only thing that can stop him is a failed Economy.  People don't care about Trump's  bedroom adventures.  People didn't care in 1996 and reelected Clinton.  Why should the Electorate care in 2020?

The Nukes are highly overrated because of the close proximity of South Korea and Japan.  We should be more afraid of a Suitcase Nuke or Dirty Bomb.

If one could wave a magic wand and everything in the entire universe would hear you.... how could the human condition be better????

As an older adult, is it true that the older that you get, you can't trust a fart?  i.e. have you ever sh!t your pants thinking it was a fart?

As for me, unfortunately it has happened about 3  years ago on New Years Eve while I was at work.  I had the runs earlier in the day and thought they went away by lunchtime.  I had a Taylor ham, egg and cheese on a roll for lunch and I was stupid enough to think it was a fart.  I garbage my pants and it bled in to the front seat of my new car. 

I went home and showered.  Returned to work about an hour and half later and had to explain to my boss why I was so late because it was only my 2nd week at this firm.

So Goose, have you ever sh!t your pants as an adult? 

"If one could wave a magic wand and everything in the entire universe would hear you.... how could the human condition be better????"

If Human Beings are, indeed, the caretakers of Planet Earth then this Planet is in big trouble.  Humans are not caregivers by nature.  They are takers, users, and destroyers who's main purpose is to benefit their own existence.

The magic wand needs to be a giant white flag clearly visible to God, whoever or whatever you conceive God to be, that humans need immediate love and guidance to be saved A S A P.

"So Goose, have you ever sh!t your pants as an adult?"

Never.  Although I freely admit to abusing both drugs and alcohol, my diet is usually very solid so my overall constitution is very stable.

A funny golf story, however, when I was sharing a cart with my older  brother.  Tacos after the 9th hole for lunch and I forewarned him to pass.  About the 11th hole he profusely sh!t his entire white pants back to bottom.  Left him in the woods while I took the cart back to the clubhouse to retrieve him an entire new wardrobe from shirt to socks. Ugly.  Very ugly.

So my friend kept borrowing from me because he supposedly owed a bookie money and last December he said he needs more money to owe the bookie and I told him no then he told me that he will tell the bookie where I live and the bookie will come after me I didn't give my friend the money its been 3 months and the bookie hasn't come after me so I'm not sure if my friend really owed the bookie money or if he was scamming me

The money borrowing has been happening from July 2017 to Dec 2017 its been 3 months and the bookie hasn't come after me so was my friend scamming me