Strangest Things You've Seen In a Strip Club?

1. Physically handicapped dude in a wheelchair whip his cock out and start beating it out in the open. That image still haunts me to this day.

2. Bouncers using a guy's head to open the exit door. Guy was warned at least 5 times to stop starting fights with people.

3. Guy was so drunk he literally fell face forward into the bar and cracked his head open. Not funny. Someone yelling "Down goes Frazier" afterwards hilarious.

4. Was getting a lap dance once and saw a guy eating a stripper's *****. Lap dance ended real quick.

5. At least a 200lb girl on stage. Not one guy tipped her.

6. A sugar daddy roll up in a minivan and drop his hoe off for work. He had to be at least 65 and looked like he had no money at all. She was maybe 20. He even escorted her in and got some dances. Strange shit.

Never saw strippers battle though. They rob and scheme on each other 24/7.

warren moon using a flashlight to look into a stripper's pussssy during a table show at mitchell brothers.

this was the day before the oilers played the 49ers.

A totally nude bar called the Platinum Club

1. a girl spread eagle, smoking a cigarette with her cooch... actually drawing back fire, and blowing smokerings... damndest thing i ever saw.. Then almost had a riot when she asked who wanted the cigarette.

2. when entering the same club one night, noticed an ambulance there, working on an old man laying out on a stretcher, right beside the main stage.... but it was business as usual, as dancers continued their routine right above him... yet as the old man laid there being worked on by the emt's, he continued tipping the girls from a fist full of ones he was still holding.

3. Same club... side stage, back toward the rear of the club, a young short haired blonde, kind of resembled Lori Morgan, was  totally nude, all spread nice and wide, as we sat right below her. She motioned for us to come closer, which we did, then she removed my friends glasses, closed them up, and slid them inside her... She then pulled them out, opened them back up, and put them back on his nose..... I will never forget his smile, with her juices on the lenses of his glasses, as I looked toward the front entrance, and told him " Our wives just walked in " which they did, and were not happy with us..

4. Being at a strip club in atlanta, and seeing a hot little thing up on stage, strip down, and bend over and surprising us all with her guts hanging way out of her butthole... Worse case of roids of all time.

Forgot the stripper that was bragging to me about her new man who claimed he owned a house in Hawaii. I asked her what he did and she told me he worked for the county.

Scary thing is this girl has the right to vote. She is still dating his broke behind to this day.

A totally nude bar called the Platinum Club

1. a girl spread eagle, smoking a cigarette with her cooch... actually drawing back fire, and blowing smokerings... damndest thing i ever saw.. Then almost had a riot when she asked who wanted the cigarette.

2. when entering the same club one night, noticed an ambulance there, working on an old man laying out on a stretcher, right beside the main stage.... but it was business as usual, as dancers continued their routine right above him... yet as the old man laid there being worked on by the emt's, he continued tipping the girls from a fist full of ones he was still holding.

3. Same club... side stage, back toward the rear of the club, a young short haired blonde, kind of resembled Lori Morgan, was  totally nude, all spread nice and wide, as we sat right below her. She motioned for us to come closer, which we did, then she removed my friends glasses, closed them up, and slid them inside her... She then pulled them out, opened them back up, and put them back on his nose..... I will never forget his smile, with her juices on the lenses of his glasses, as I looked toward the front entrance, and told him " Our wives just walked in " which they did, and were not happy with us..

4. Being at a strip club in atlanta, and seeing a hot little thing up on stage, strip down, and bend over and surprising us all with her guts hanging way out of her butthole... Worse case of roids of all time.

 This one made me chuckle a bit and brought back a similar memory that occurred with me and my crew at a place called Norma Jean's in Baltimore.  Just to provide some perspective Norma Jean's was in one of the worst parts of B-More and was known as the home of the ghetto booties. This was the type of place that had all kinds of babes including those with stretch marks, bullet wounds and I believe one chick was a few months preggo and was just beginning to show.

Me and my crew were in there one night and we all were basically getting private dances as the main stage was kind of weak. It was pretty clear one of my boys was getting a hand job and another one basically had a dancer rubbing his face in her behind cheeks. 

While we didn't actually see everything that happened we did notice a bouncer basically pick my friend and carry him out the door, while the dancer was on the still on the floor. My boy was basically yelling the whole time so everyone noticed he was being kicked out. My other buddy tells me we got to roll so we go outside and find out that while my friend had his face between the chicks behind cheeks he tried to slip his finger in her butt and a little bit of something came out her behind that my boy thought was sh*t juice. 

He wound up pushing her away, she fell down and that's when the bouncer came. These bouncers see all types of this stuff at Norma Jean's daily but as long as the dancer is okay with it and making money they pretty much won't interfere. They only came when he pushed the dancer down.

The funny part was after my friend made all that noise about what she did, he had the nerve to say the chick was so sexy that her "sh*t didn't even stink, it just freaked him out when it was happening. 

Most of you guys must have spent much, much, more time in strip clubs than me to see all what you have seen.

My most amusing experience happened years ago at a sleazy all nude type of place.

This one chick fills her twat with like 6-8 ping pong balls. She leans backward and somehow starts shooting the ping pong balls into the crowd.

She had propulsion going pretty good as they popped out maybe fifteen feet or so with some force.

This kind of god given talent is priceless.

I have only been to a strip club about a dozen times in my life so I haven’t seen anything compared to some of the stories here.

The funniest thing I saw though was a guy puke on a stripper, get roughed up by a bouncer, and then when the bouncer hit him in the stomach the guy puked in the bouncer’s face.

Back in the mid 90's  - Now and again I would go down to Baltimore ( I lived about an hour away north in PA ) - to these groups of strip clubs nicknamed " The Block ".  Must have been about 10-12 different strip clubs  in this one small section of the city.  The clubs were pretty sketchy and ghetto.  Some clubs had some pretty nice chicks at them - some not so much.

Before you even went into any of the clubs - there were tons of people all around the streets, walking around, etc. going back and forth between all the different locations.  There was one or 2 guys every time I was down there who had placards and megaphones screaming at people that they were going to hell and they were blaspheming because of the strippers and person.  I was told they were down there every night for hours on end - just yelling.

One time I was in one club with a few friends - we had just walked in the door and sat down -  A really hot cute blonde was dancing on a stage - her face and body were facing us; she was wearing a thong.  She starts to turn around ( she had a slightly big behind - nothing sloppy ) but when she turned the whole way - her behind looked like a golf ball!  She had so many dimples on that behind - unreal - total turn off.

Another time was in another club with some friends - we had walked in got a few drinks - we heard a commotion in the back - a few guys were fighting with a few girls.  The bouncers kicked them out - found out the 2 girls were really 2 guys in drag.  Somebody said the guys in drag were giving them over the pants hj's.  The guys were pretty drunk but then they were tipped off by some other patrons - thats when the fight happened.

I had a friend pay 5.00 to a milf type dancer to give me a surprise motor boat.  Her big fake juggs almost broke my glasses.  never saw it coming.

Oh man there are some good ones in here guys... I've had a couple over the years. I don't go to strip clubs much anymore as I see them as a waste of money.

My college roomie had fallen in love with this one stripper. She was smoking hot and he would go in a couple days a week. Well one night there was a guy just glaring at him when he came in and started talking to her. He goes to get a private dance from her and I'm sitting at the stage and hear a loud noise in the back.

The guy charged my buddy and tackled him into the wall. Both got kicked out and that was my shortest time in a club. 15 mins tops.. We never found out if he was her bf or just a crazy dude.

2. We go to another strip club and this cute young girl is dancing in front of us. We are the only 2 in the place and it is totally nude. She comes over and bends over right in front of us. I can't help but notice she has a big sh1t stain on her arse. I can't keep from laughing and tell my roomie to look and he also sees the "Will NOT/Dingle Berry" and we are laughing so hard we had to leave.

3. I was in Iowa with some customers and this girl is dancing on stage right in front of us. Again this is a total nude bar and she is in the 2nd of her three songs topless but still had bottoms on. She leaves the stage after dancing right in front of me in the middle of a song. I thought I had seen something fall from her but wasn't sure. You could tell she was embarrassed and another girl ran onto the stage with paper towels... Yep she started her period in the middle of the dance.

4. My college roomie again and I went into a strip club where a pornstar was working for the night. This was the greatest time we ever had. This gal was so dirty she was allowing anything to go. There were a total of 6 of us in there on a Thursday night as it was a $30 cover to get in. She had a water gun she walked around the stage and had all of us put it in her whoha and spray the water up in her.

She then gave everybody the choice to come on stage for an extra $10 by buddy is the first in line. She whips out a viberator and starts doing herself while my buddy is laying on the stage. She then sits on him and puts it in his mouth and he sucks that thing clean. She than sat on his face and he ate her out on stage.

I am next to get on stage and I'm scared to death as to what she is going to do to me. She ties my hands to the stripper pole and pulls my pants down and takes my junk and sticks it in her mouth. I was so dumb founded I didn't know how to react. I am sure nothing will ever top that night at a strip club again!