Strangest Things You've Seen In a Strip Club?

Once I was in a strip club and I didn't realize it but all of the strippers were transvestites and everyone in there was guy.

I was 17 or 18 at the time in Bridgeport, CT.   Some bar in the hood.   I was nervous and I was smoking a cigarette.  The broad that was dancing on the stage leaned up on me and started getting close to me.  She saw that I was smoking.  She leaned up and I burned her leg with the smoke.   I'm underage and she is screaming off the top of her lungs and the bouncers come over and she was pissed off and said I burned her.  I said it was an accident.  The bar was run by the Latin Kings and I thought I was fucked and they were gonna beat the garbage out of me.  But no problems. I talked to the bouncer and I just left.

Too bad no one else has any other stories.  Some of the stuff that you guys have seen is crazy sh!t.

Molly Browns in Daytona Beach

I did see a gal take a paper match, split the end of the paper open, light it, lick the end of where she had torn the paper apart, and place it on her clit.  And yes, she had to work fast and be positive to pull it off before the match burned down too far.  

That particular stunt you saw is the wildest one yet obout this current discussion of, " strip clubs"

That gal must have had some childhood trauma and perhaps became a little crazy... To put any flame near your private parts is insane.

I was at this sketchy stip club many years ago. The kind with metal framed chairs and a real mix-bag of girls. Anyways, the bouncer suggests we pay this Vietnamese stripper to do her specialty. We couldn't resist. Five one-dollar bills later, this chick is tying a bow with her meat curtains. This biitch could probably go parasailing with those lips. It was pretty disturbing.

Somebody told the stippers it was my birthday. Next thing I know this stripper is spread-eagled with a little candle in her cooter for me to blow out.

Definitely had my fair share ball caps doused with cooter juice.

Tide:

22 years ago this February, I walked into the DollHouse in Ft. Lauderdale.  This blonde walks out, absolutely stunning.  Lapdance ensues, and after closing, I'm invited to her apartment.  After 20 years of marriage & two children, she's still the love of my life. 

Nothing ceases to amaze me at a strip club, but I remember one time the stripper took my friends girlfriends glasses and stuck one of the handles in her mouth then in her box then back in her mouth then put them back on the girls face.....lol.

i think the best most random one i seen by far was they had this dirty ghetto strip club here in east vancouver called club paradise. about 10 years or ago or so i was 19-20 years old and they had "box shaving

Here we...GO!

I remember getting lap dances and basically forcing my hands On garbages, tried to finger them and touch their butt hole. Some were cool with it, but some were not. Good times !!