question about cleaning up piss

One of my friends slept over my place after a heavy night of drinking and pissed my new couch. Is there anything I can do or are these cushions tarnished forever? This whole thing disgusts me....I may just get a new couch.

Poppy was a little sloppy

Was his name Obby?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uza1aIYbZk0

 

 

Poppy!

I've lost alot of nice couch's to drunk friend piss

Get a new couch

 

If you'd had plastic slipcovers like a normal person, this wouldn't be an issue!

But seriously, tell your buddy to either pay for a professional cleaning (steam, baby, steam) or pony up for a new couch. What did he have to say for himself?

dude i didnt sleep over this weekend.

i pissed in my own car this summer...i got so drunk, couldnt drive, slept in my back seat, woke up middle of night and couldnt get out of my own car laid back down and just pissed myself....woke up at 7am for a softball tourney over an hour away...talk about a stinky drive

You mean have have your friend buy you a new couch.  Or you could go piss on his couch. Whichever makes you feel better. 

my adivce...tons of water and febreeze, or just get a new one...or beat the piss out of him

This is the second couch he has pissed of mine in the last few years. He pisses himself almost every time he drinks heavily. I knew I was in trouble when I woke up and saw him on my couch. I didn't even know he slept here until it was too late.

well messier....from what i learned about you...cant you just shit on him???

From now on I would suggest having him sleep in the bathtub.

Donate to charity, write it off your taxes, celebrate and purchase the couch of your dreams...

He needs to wear Depends when ya'll are out drinking.

lmao

 

Get a new friend that doesn't piss on couches.

Or take it up to West Virginia and let them kill it with fire

 

you need cooler friends.  what asshole pisses on your couch?  sounds like a quality friend you got there

Sell it on craigslist

this kid has literally pissed the bed/couch 200 times.....can't get too upset. If I was awake this wouldn't have happened. Shit happens or in this case piss happens.....

that couch isnt worth a shit, i'd name it "tim" and get rid of it

I feel ya Messier, a former friend of mine pissed on my couch once.  I walked in on him standing, pissing on my couch, and he couldn't hear me... he was like sleep walking.  Thought I was trying to cover up the fact that it was me who pissed on the couch when I pinned it on him the next morning

I don't let him anywhere near my couches anymore Plus he was a tool.