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    Ebaylor
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    Posted: Apr. 16, 2008 - 6:57 PM ET #101

    I actually just read this thread and I think that you are very wrong about some things.
     
    Your Type A gambler, well I would put myself into that category, as the regular fucker betting. And im pretty sure that so would most people. Just a regular guy throwing around money.
     
    1. Ive never bet a parlay in my whole life
    2. Ive never bet a teaser in my whole life
    3. Ive never thought a game was fixed or even had that thought cross my mind
    4. I try to look at trends, past results etc.
     
    I agree that there are people on this site that do exactly what you say they do, but you dont give a lot of people credit. But I seriously wonder why you think you are above just about everyone on this site? Why even post here? To post about flat betting and let us lowering beings in on a theory that some of  us use anyway? Ive never looked at your picks in my whole life, so I dont know how well you do, but your arrogance amazes me. If we are of such a lower class then Im not quite sure what keeps you around here. This isnt to bash you, and I hope you dont come out calling me an asshole, im being 100% sincere
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    I actually just read this thread and I think that you are very wrong about some things.
     
    Your Type A gambler, well I would put myself into that category, as the regular fucker betting. And im pretty sure that so would most people. Just a regular guy throwing around money.
     
    1. Ive never bet a parlay in my whole life
    2. Ive never bet a teaser in my whole life
    3. Ive never thought a game was fixed or even had that thought cross my mind
    4. I try to look at trends, past results etc.
     
    I agree that there are people on this site that do exactly what you say they do, but you dont give a lot of people credit. But I seriously wonder why you think you are above just about everyone on this site? Why even post here? To post about flat betting and let us lowering beings in on a theory that some of  us use anyway? Ive never looked at your picks in my whole life, so I dont know how well you do, but your arrogance amazes me. If we are of such a lower class then Im not quite sure what keeps you around here. This isnt to bash you, and I hope you dont come out calling me an asshole, im being 100% sincere
     
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    Posted: Apr. 16, 2008 - 10:35 PM ET #102

    anybody can post pictures of anything on the internet, and it doesn't mean shit. The internet is the land of dreams and fairy tales.
     
    And Vanzit - maybe you are the dumbest.
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    anybody can post pictures of anything on the internet, and it doesn't mean shit. The internet is the land of dreams and fairy tales.
     
    And Vanzit - maybe you are the dumbest.
     
    SecondAgain
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    Posted: Apr. 16, 2008 - 10:44 PM ET #103

    Godfather, if this thread has proved anything it is that you are the dumbest, and that you have some solid competition
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    Godfather, if this thread has proved anything it is that you are the dumbest, and that you have some solid competition
     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2008 - 2:28 AM ET #104

    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather16:

    The internet is the land of dreams and fairy tales.
     
     

    Is this why you tell us that anOSU is soooo great????

     

    Fairytale land indeed....

     

     

     Godfather16

     

     anOSU

     

     Godfather16

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather16:

    The internet is the land of dreams and fairy tales.
     
     

    Is this why you tell us that anOSU is soooo great????

     

    Fairytale land indeed....

     

     

     Godfather16

     

     anOSU

     

     Godfather16

     

     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2008 - 7:20 AM ET #105

    Vanzack does some of his best fishing on Covers
     
    And you guys took the bait.
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    Vanzack does some of his best fishing on Covers
     
    And you guys took the bait.
     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2008 - 8:36 AM ET #106

    Quote Originally Posted by 3rd_and_Long:

    Vanzack does some of his best fishing on Covers
     
    And you guys took the bait.

    Fishing for morons.  My favorite leisure activity.

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    Vanzack does some of his best fishing on Covers
     
    And you guys took the bait.

    Fishing for morons.  My favorite leisure activity.

     
    vanzack
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2008 - 9:00 AM ET #107

    Quote Originally Posted by Ebaylor:

    I actually just read this thread and I think that you are very wrong about some things.
     
    Your Type A gambler, well I would put myself into that category, as the regular fucker betting. And im pretty sure that so would most people. Just a regular guy throwing around money.
     
    1. Ive never bet a parlay in my whole life
    2. Ive never bet a teaser in my whole life
    3. Ive never thought a game was fixed or even had that thought cross my mind
    4. I try to look at trends, past results etc.
     
    I agree that there are people on this site that do exactly what you say they do, but you dont give a lot of people credit. But I seriously wonder why you think you are above just about everyone on this site? Why even post here? To post about flat betting and let us lowering beings in on a theory that some of  us use anyway? Ive never looked at your picks in my whole life, so I dont know how well you do, but your arrogance amazes me. If we are of such a lower class then Im not quite sure what keeps you around here. This isnt to bash you, and I hope you dont come out calling me an asshole, im being 100% sincere

    You seem to be sincere in your questions, so I will answer honestly:

     But I seriously wonder why you think you are above just about everyone on this site?   Because you and most others have proven yourselves to be morons time and time again.  Here is an equation for you:  Morons (you and most posters) < Nonmorons (me and Pbox Nation).  I doubt you know what < means, its "less than" in mathematical terms.

    Why even post here?  I have answered this time and time again, but I will do it one more time for you.  I am charitable by nature.  I know that most here dont know how to gamble, and are looking for direction.  I see how in your first post to me above you ask about how to be a professional gambler - and threads like this one are started seeking out my advice.  I like to give.  I am a giver.  So sometimes I sit on my yacht, and think to myself "how did I get so lucky - and how can I give back" - and the answer is to post at covers to help you morons.  Thats why I post here.  And if I were to ever quit, Im sure there would be an organized attempt to get me back through boycotts etc so I just accept my fate and keep posting.

    To post about flat betting and let us lowering beings in on a theory that some of  us use anyway?  Go to that thread and tell me how many people "use it anyway".  For the vast majority, it was like a weight had been lifted off of their backs.  I set them free.  That is why I post here - to set morons free of the burdens.

    Ive never looked at your picks in my whole life, so I dont know how well you do, but your arrogance amazes me. If we are of such a lower class then Im not quite sure what keeps you around here.  I dont post picks anymore because they were so good that the pressure became enormous to keep doing it - its tough being on top all of the time.  And as far as my arrogance, I will leave you with my final quote of this post, and please read it twice so you understand:

    The downside of being better than everyone else is people tend to assume you are arrogant.

    Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebaylor:

    I actually just read this thread and I think that you are very wrong about some things.
     
    Your Type A gambler, well I would put myself into that category, as the regular fucker betting. And im pretty sure that so would most people. Just a regular guy throwing around money.
     
    1. Ive never bet a parlay in my whole life
    2. Ive never bet a teaser in my whole life
    3. Ive never thought a game was fixed or even had that thought cross my mind
    4. I try to look at trends, past results etc.
     
    I agree that there are people on this site that do exactly what you say they do, but you dont give a lot of people credit. But I seriously wonder why you think you are above just about everyone on this site? Why even post here? To post about flat betting and let us lowering beings in on a theory that some of  us use anyway? Ive never looked at your picks in my whole life, so I dont know how well you do, but your arrogance amazes me. If we are of such a lower class then Im not quite sure what keeps you around here. This isnt to bash you, and I hope you dont come out calling me an asshole, im being 100% sincere

    You seem to be sincere in your questions, so I will answer honestly:

     But I seriously wonder why you think you are above just about everyone on this site?   Because you and most others have proven yourselves to be morons time and time again.  Here is an equation for you:  Morons (you and most posters) < Nonmorons (me and Pbox Nation).  I doubt you know what < means, its "less than" in mathematical terms.

    Why even post here?  I have answered this time and time again, but I will do it one more time for you.  I am charitable by nature.  I know that most here dont know how to gamble, and are looking for direction.  I see how in your first post to me above you ask about how to be a professional gambler - and threads like this one are started seeking out my advice.  I like to give.  I am a giver.  So sometimes I sit on my yacht, and think to myself "how did I get so lucky - and how can I give back" - and the answer is to post at covers to help you morons.  Thats why I post here.  And if I were to ever quit, Im sure there would be an organized attempt to get me back through boycotts etc so I just accept my fate and keep posting.

    To post about flat betting and let us lowering beings in on a theory that some of  us use anyway?  Go to that thread and tell me how many people "use it anyway".  For the vast majority, it was like a weight had been lifted off of their backs.  I set them free.  That is why I post here - to set morons free of the burdens.

    Ive never looked at your picks in my whole life, so I dont know how well you do, but your arrogance amazes me. If we are of such a lower class then Im not quite sure what keeps you around here.  I dont post picks anymore because they were so good that the pressure became enormous to keep doing it - its tough being on top all of the time.  And as far as my arrogance, I will leave you with my final quote of this post, and please read it twice so you understand:

    The downside of being better than everyone else is people tend to assume you are arrogant.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2008 - 9:17 AM ET #108

    Honestly i have laughed more in this thread then any other....While having a very swiss opinion on the whole topic / argument....
     
    I seriously think i have done damage to my repaired hernia's...Damn.... and no it wasnt from diving off my 185 foot cruiser at the cliffs in Cape Town, while free diving with Great White Sharks....That was last weekend... Oh and i paid for it by winning a 5$ 100 leg parlay.....
     
    Very funny and in some way informative....
     
     
     
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    Honestly i have laughed more in this thread then any other....While having a very swiss opinion on the whole topic / argument....
     
    I seriously think i have done damage to my repaired hernia's...Damn.... and no it wasnt from diving off my 185 foot cruiser at the cliffs in Cape Town, while free diving with Great White Sharks....That was last weekend... Oh and i paid for it by winning a 5$ 100 leg parlay.....
     
    Very funny and in some way informative....
     
     
     
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE_COOLER:

    Honestly i have laughed more in this thread then any other....While having a very swiss opinion on the whole topic / argument....
     
    I seriously think i have done damage to my repaired hernia's...Damn.... and no it wasnt from diving off my 185 foot cruiser at the cliffs in Cape Town, while free diving with Great White Sharks....That was last weekend... Oh and i paid for it by winning a 5$ 100 leg parlay.....
     
    Very funny and in some way informative....
     
     
     

    Im glad you found this funny.  Maybe you can explain to Wendy (who is now crying and inconsolable) why everyone is so mean to me at covers?

    She is a very innocent creature - except of course when she is gurgling on my man juice or I am spanking her for her transgressions - and she doesnt understand the animosity towards me here.

    Im upset, she is upset, and this effecting my blowjob schedule for the day.  Im already one behind, and Im holding this thread responsible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AUSSIE_COOLER:

    Honestly i have laughed more in this thread then any other....While having a very swiss opinion on the whole topic / argument....
     
    I seriously think i have done damage to my repaired hernia's...Damn.... and no it wasnt from diving off my 185 foot cruiser at the cliffs in Cape Town, while free diving with Great White Sharks....That was last weekend... Oh and i paid for it by winning a 5$ 100 leg parlay.....
     
    Very funny and in some way informative....
     
     
     

    Im glad you found this funny.  Maybe you can explain to Wendy (who is now crying and inconsolable) why everyone is so mean to me at covers?

    She is a very innocent creature - except of course when she is gurgling on my man juice or I am spanking her for her transgressions - and she doesnt understand the animosity towards me here.

    Im upset, she is upset, and this effecting my blowjob schedule for the day.  Im already one behind, and Im holding this thread responsible.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2008 - 9:51 AM ET #110

    Just make sure Sandy is on the yacht next time I come aboard
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

    You seem to be sincere in your questions, so I will answer honestly:

     But I seriously wonder why you think you are above just about everyone on this site?   Because you and most others have proven yourselves to be morons time and time again.  Here is an equation for you:  Morons (you and most posters) < Nonmorons (me and Pbox Nation).  I doubt you know what < means, its "less than" in mathematical terms.

    Why even post here?  I have answered this time and time again, but I will do it one more time for you.  I am charitable by nature.  I know that most here dont know how to gamble, and are looking for direction.  I see how in your first post to me above you ask about how to be a professional gambler - and threads like this one are started seeking out my advice.  I like to give.  I am a giver.  So sometimes I sit on my yacht, and think to myself "how did I get so lucky - and how can I give back" - and the answer is to post at covers to help you morons.  Thats why I post here.  And if I were to ever quit, Im sure there would be an organized attempt to get me back through boycotts etc so I just accept my fate and keep posting.

    To post about flat betting and let us lowering beings in on a theory that some of  us use anyway?  Go to that thread and tell me how many people "use it anyway".  For the vast majority, it was like a weight had been lifted off of their backs.  I set them free.  That is why I post here - to set morons free of the burdens.

    Ive never looked at your picks in my whole life, so I dont know how well you do, but your arrogance amazes me. If we are of such a lower class then Im not quite sure what keeps you around here.  I dont post picks anymore because they were so good that the pressure became enormous to keep doing it - its tough being on top all of the time.  And as far as my arrogance, I will leave you with my final quote of this post, and please read it twice so you understand:

    The downside of being better than everyone else is people tend to assume you are arrogant.

     

    Ive known you for quite a while covers wise. I used to post under the name AlexGurv, and have been posting in the Pbox since ive joined covers and thats where I like to keep my sports discussion. I dont have winning records in all sports I bet on, but Ive tried to bet what I can pay the last couple of years (my mistake a few years ago as you might know, and I agree that I was a moron then). So if im not winning 55%, am I moron? Im just trying to have a good time and make a little money if i can, if I lose it, then ill chalk it up as a good learning experience.

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    You seem to be sincere in your questions, so I will answer honestly:

     But I seriously wonder why you think you are above just about everyone on this site?   Because you and most others have proven yourselves to be morons time and time again.  Here is an equation for you:  Morons (you and most posters) < Nonmorons (me and Pbox Nation).  I doubt you know what < means, its "less than" in mathematical terms.

    Why even post here?  I have answered this time and time again, but I will do it one more time for you.  I am charitable by nature.  I know that most here dont know how to gamble, and are looking for direction.  I see how in your first post to me above you ask about how to be a professional gambler - and threads like this one are started seeking out my advice.  I like to give.  I am a giver.  So sometimes I sit on my yacht, and think to myself "how did I get so lucky - and how can I give back" - and the answer is to post at covers to help you morons.  Thats why I post here.  And if I were to ever quit, Im sure there would be an organized attempt to get me back through boycotts etc so I just accept my fate and keep posting.

    To post about flat betting and let us lowering beings in on a theory that some of  us use anyway?  Go to that thread and tell me how many people "use it anyway".  For the vast majority, it was like a weight had been lifted off of their backs.  I set them free.  That is why I post here - to set morons free of the burdens.

    Ive never looked at your picks in my whole life, so I dont know how well you do, but your arrogance amazes me. If we are of such a lower class then Im not quite sure what keeps you around here.  I dont post picks anymore because they were so good that the pressure became enormous to keep doing it - its tough being on top all of the time.  And as far as my arrogance, I will leave you with my final quote of this post, and please read it twice so you understand:

    The downside of being better than everyone else is people tend to assume you are arrogant.

     

    Ive known you for quite a while covers wise. I used to post under the name AlexGurv, and have been posting in the Pbox since ive joined covers and thats where I like to keep my sports discussion. I dont have winning records in all sports I bet on, but Ive tried to bet what I can pay the last couple of years (my mistake a few years ago as you might know, and I agree that I was a moron then). So if im not winning 55%, am I moron? Im just trying to have a good time and make a little money if i can, if I lose it, then ill chalk it up as a good learning experience.

     
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    I'm sure you tapped the whole Swedish "swim" team, one by one . LMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Godfather16:

    I'm sure you tapped the whole Swedish "swim" team, one by one . LMAO!

    Give me about an hour....

    Im working on the last one, lower right in the pic, her name is nikki.  She will have a mouthful of vanzack very soon.

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    I'm sure you tapped the whole Swedish "swim" team, one by one . LMAO!

    Give me about an hour....

    Im working on the last one, lower right in the pic, her name is nikki.  She will have a mouthful of vanzack very soon.

     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2008 - 11:46 AM ET #114

    by the way i never asked how to be a proffesional gambler, I only asked what the bank roll would be if I wanted to do it ( and I said I didnt want to do it), out of curiousity
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    by the way i never asked how to be a proffesional gambler, I only asked what the bank roll would be if I wanted to do it ( and I said I didnt want to do it), out of curiousity
     
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    Posted: Apr. 17, 2008 - 12:08 PM ET #115

    I headr this vanzack guy bangs supermodels.. I can't wait to buy your book
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ebaylor:

    by the way i never asked how to be a proffesional gambler, I only asked what the bank roll would be if I wanted to do it ( and I said I didnt want to do it), out of curiousity

    Let me answer this by simply saying, you dont have enough.

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    by the way i never asked how to be a proffesional gambler, I only asked what the bank roll would be if I wanted to do it ( and I said I didnt want to do it), out of curiousity

    Let me answer this by simply saying, you dont have enough.

     
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    I love how there are folks in here who still fall for the supermodel yacht thing.

    Van is right on about the gambling thing though.
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    I love how there are folks in here who still fall for the supermodel yacht thing.

    Van is right on about the gambling thing though.
     
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    https://www.whattofix.com/images/SwedishBikiniTeam.jpg
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    Dr, I have been here awhile too and that is exactly my take also. Vanzit may have read a few books on gambling and he comes up with his "manifesto" like he is the Unabomber or something, but last I saw he got his ass whipped on College Football last year while sharp guys were cleaning up. The year before he started out hot in the bowls then came back down to earth. Otherwise I have seen a guy like Pete rose post more winners than this wannabe.
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    Dr, I have been here awhile too and that is exactly my take also. Vanzit may have read a few books on gambling and he comes up with his "manifesto" like he is the Unabomber or something, but last I saw he got his ass whipped on College Football last year while sharp guys were cleaning up. The year before he started out hot in the bowls then came back down to earth. Otherwise I have seen a guy like Pete rose post more winners than this wannabe.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

    Im glad you found this funny.  Maybe you can explain to Wendy (who is now crying and inconsolable) why everyone is so mean to me at covers?

    She is a very innocent creature - except of course when she is gurgling on my man juice or I am spanking her for her transgressions - and she doesnt understand the animosity towards me here.

    Im upset, she is upset, and this effecting my blowjob schedule for the day.  Im already one behind, and Im holding this thread responsible.

     You got it vanwack.We're all assholes here,but no one can denegrate women like you.       

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    Im glad you found this funny.  Maybe you can explain to Wendy (who is now crying and inconsolable) why everyone is so mean to me at covers?

    She is a very innocent creature - except of course when she is gurgling on my man juice or I am spanking her for her transgressions - and she doesnt understand the animosity towards me here.

    Im upset, she is upset, and this effecting my blowjob schedule for the day.  Im already one behind, and Im holding this thread responsible.

     You got it vanwack.We're all assholes here,but no one can denegrate women like you.       

     
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    And couldn't you at least find a better picture of "you" with some of the "broads" ? Geezus...please put your bikini top back on you saggy ole fat Grinch look alike.I'm sure all of your "supermodels" errrrrrrr..............prostitutes  are just lined up to blow some "rich" ole bag like "you".I suppose your yacht doesn't come equipped with any type of exercise equipment.With all the "extra time"on your hands you might consider burning a few calories before you start making the "models" jealous of your gorging man boobs.Oh wait why would you care about their feelings...my bad.Carry on.
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    And couldn't you at least find a better picture of "you" with some of the "broads" ? Geezus...please put your bikini top back on you saggy ole fat Grinch look alike.I'm sure all of your "supermodels" errrrrrrr..............prostitutes  are just lined up to blow some "rich" ole bag like "you".I suppose your yacht doesn't come equipped with any type of exercise equipment.With all the "extra time"on your hands you might consider burning a few calories before you start making the "models" jealous of your gorging man boobs.Oh wait why would you care about their feelings...my bad.Carry on.
     
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bling:

    themoneyshot proud at what a deadbeat husband and father he is

    Do you even know the definition of a deadbeat is? Are you that ignorant? How the F do you bet on sports if you don't even know the definition of a deadbeat? My wife is living in a 3,200 square foot home... my 2.5 year old is a very happy child...... who cares if I bang other "snapper" in my life? I'm still paying the bills and supporting my family... Bling... you are a tool.  So I freaked out a bit last Christmas and posted a thread... you'd freak out too... I'll make sure I fu#$ with rubbers this time. Especially that HPB sh#$ going around... if the wifey gets that... I'd be in some deep sh#$.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bling:

    themoneyshot proud at what a deadbeat husband and father he is

    Do you even know the definition of a deadbeat is? Are you that ignorant? How the F do you bet on sports if you don't even know the definition of a deadbeat? My wife is living in a 3,200 square foot home... my 2.5 year old is a very happy child...... who cares if I bang other "snapper" in my life? I'm still paying the bills and supporting my family... Bling... you are a tool.  So I freaked out a bit last Christmas and posted a thread... you'd freak out too... I'll make sure I fu#$ with rubbers this time. Especially that HPB sh#$ going around... if the wifey gets that... I'd be in some deep sh#$.

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