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Posted: #151
Quote Originally Posted by Godfather16:

cdl - then there are a ton of scumbags , as about 60% + of guys have some extra puss on the side, and that's just the ones that will admit it. And you come on a Gambling forum and claim you are holier than thou??


Nice round number you pulled out of your ass, idiot.

And if you call "upholding your wedding vows" to be "holier than thou", so be it.
 
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Posted: #152
Quote Originally Posted by chriscapper:

What a piece of shit some people are. Vanzack...Zack prob being ur real name b/c u just sound like a white nerdy kid trying to fit in with your "thats how i roll" phrases.
 
It's amazing how some people come on here and pretend to be someone else b/c their own lives are so pathetic. Another piece of lying shit exposed at Covers.
 
You may have some knowledge in gambling, but in reality you are an over-weight scumbag who should off himself the first chance he gets.
 
 

You are dumb.

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Posted: #153
you are rich 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Posted: #154

i know what ur thinking Zack, and i dont think ur a piece of shit b/c of the fake pictures on the boat.

Ur a piece of shit do to the fact that you have nothing better to do than lie about you making a living off sportsbetting and banging models.

 
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Posted: #155
You morons just keep coming at me and Im mad as hell and not going to take it anymore.  Chriscapper has sent me over the edge.
 
Guess what?  I didnt want to have to do this, but you made me, oh yes - you made me - and the girls arent here to stop me.  Im going to tell you why my name isnt really Zack - its because my name is really someone rich and famous that even all of you snot nosed MOFOs at covers would know from your basements!!
 
So Im rich and famous - and you arent - and you are pissed that I get all of the cars, cash, and poontang you want but cant get.
 
And oh yes - THAT IS HOW I ROLL.  See the pics?  Count the babes on my boat.  Not one, not two, 10 at a time.
 
Can Chriscapper say he has ever had 5 blowjobs in a day and won 150K on baseball and not even cared>????  Fuck no.  He bangs a toothless overweight ho and watches a rabbit ears black and white while sipping on gin and juice.
 
Take that Chriscapper.
 
Now I must warn you - if you attempt to respond in an inflamatory fashion I will be forced to have my high priced lawyers subpoena you too.  Notice why the other morons like Godfather and Bacrol have stopped posting?  The long arm of the law extends right to my yacht motherfucker and Im not taking this anymore.  Respond with respect or you will find your ass in the same stinky cell rotting away on Barbados as these other two assclowns.
 
Tread lightly....
 
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Posted: #156

And BTW - my initials are L.B.  (not zack like doofus chriscapper said).

And fuck all you mofos (like the media) who think I got all my money because my baby's momma died.  I had nothing to do with that, and Im going to spend the money.

So fuck all of you.

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Posted: #157
 
Jesus Christ, if thats all i had to do to get a laugh i would have done this months ago.  Thanks Zack, i had a rough day 
 
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Posted: #158
 Vanzack is Jack Nicholson?      Now I am really confused.
 
 
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Posted: #159
Quote Originally Posted by joseuribe:

 Vanzack is Jack Nicholson?      Now I am really confused.
 

Easy uribe, my lawyers are watching you.....

 

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Not stealing babooey's thunder.He cracked the case.Just reposting it in case anyone missed it.      babooey   
 
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Posted: #161
STFU with the lawyer shit.You got owned.Now just lick your wounds and move on.It's not the end of the world.I still enjoy your work,but what did you expect?
 
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Quote Originally Posted by joseuribe:

Not stealing babooey's thunder.He cracked the case.Just reposting it in case anyone missed it.      babooey   

Cracked what case?  That Jack Nicholson is stealing my identity?

Old news pal.  Get in line.  I have had this joker in court many times.

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Quote Originally Posted by joseuribe:

STFU with the lawyer shit.You got owned.Now just lick your wounds and move on.It's not the end of the world.I still enjoy your work,but what did you expect?

Got owned?  How old are you, 12?

How do I get owned?  By PROVING that I am indeed on a yacht?  What more proof do you need?  Are you some weirdo (like chriscapper) who actually requested pics of the BJ's?  Im not doing it, I draw the line right there pal.

Guess what?  I think you got owned!!  Dumbass going to rot in a barbados prison when my lawyer slam you with a slander lawsuit.

Dumbass.

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Posted: #164
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Cracked what case?  That Jack Nicholson is stealing my identity?

Old news pal.  Get in line.  I have had this joker in court many times.

I have the same problem with Tom Cruise all the time.  

 
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Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

Got owned?  How old are you, 12?

How do I get owned?  By PROVING that I am indeed on a yacht?  What more proof do you need?  Are you some weirdo (like chriscapper) who actually requested pics of the BJ's?  Im not doing it, I draw the line right there pal.

Guess what?  I think you got owned!!  Dumbass going to rot in a barbados prison when my lawyer slam you with a slander lawsuit.

Dumbass.

Yes I am 12 and you are posting pics of Jack Nicholson saying it's you.            

 
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Posted: #166

He's not saying he is Jack

He's saying Jack is him

So in reality Zack+Jack= Vanzack

I mean really, how hard is this to figure out

 
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Posted: #167
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:

And BTW - my initials are L.B.  (not zack like doofus chriscapper said).

And fuck all you mofos (like the media) who think I got all my money because my baby's momma died.  I had nothing to do with that, and Im going to spend the money.

So fuck all of you.


Let us now figure out what L.B. stands for...




 
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Posted: #168
So now your Larry Birkhead but look like Jack Nicholson.  
 
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Posted: #170
Van you need to take Fartsniff with you on these trips.
 
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Vanzack, I got a call from your lawyer, he said he goes by Fart 'n Sniff, LMAO!!, the internet, where anything can become reality in Vanzack's mind!
 
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Posted: #172
This thread is further proof that Covers is full of idiots.
 
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Greetings from a Type A gambler.  This thread is funny as hell.  How easily some of you are sucked in.  Good luck on your plays.
 
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Type A and proud of it. I do get emotional when my money is on the line.
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