Paging Vanzack and other who make their lives as professional gamblers

Hutch, this gem is from my blog entry....

There are so many morons here at covers it is almost unbelieveable.

Posted by Vanzack:
"You jealous morons are all the same.  You try to take some high stance like you know I am lying and you know the truth.  Problem is, you dont know the truth.  You sit on your disgusting couch and pretend you know the truth.  Like I said above, you are a caveman looking at the stars trying to give other cavemen advice.  Great.  Listen to a caveman, or listen to a yacht owning multiple blowjob getting mofo who burns money for fun."




Point made.. Not knowing is the Heart of Vanzack.. You know we can't actually know first hand what you look like, where you go, how many yachts you have, or how many girls blow you in the morning


Unfortunately I'm just adding some fuel to your fire by giving you the attention you're craving, but sometimes I can't refrain from using my skill.

You love the fact that you can be whoever you want to be on Covers.. You can be "Vanzack", the amazing 90% capper who watches games using his satellite directly to his boat in the middle of the ocean with lots and lots of model person at your disposal.  The guy with tons of theories that sound great, but have never been applied, or can't be applied.  


One thing that just amazes me is how much time you have to waste on covers, being such a busy man and all, you know.. Busy Burning $100's for fun when that could feed thousdands of people,  Busy getting so many blowjobs you don't even have any juice left in your pud. Busy sailing the ship as skipper alerts you about some guy on covers paging "Vanzack"..    So BUSY, that you are actually LONELY! HA thats the best part of it all



haha you're definitely (thanks for the correction) smart and creative, but being so creative,you could have chosen a new picture by now, that one is getting old.  

oh, I forgot to add

You got it almost all right, except I never said I was a 90% capper.  That is ridiculous.  I do have a yacht, a plane, blowjobs on command, supermodels on speed dial - but to say I pick 90% is ridiculous.

Meanwhile, you are unwitty, and a bore to banter with.  You bring nothing to the table.  You write 500 words and none of it adds anything to the conversation.

Buzz off junior.

Wait, just getting updated poll numbers - looks like my obama wagers are going to hit.  Just like I tried to tell you morons.  Im going to make more next tuesday than you will during Obamas presidency teaching the psychology of unwittiness to your unsuspecting victims.

As this thread hits 300 posts and 6 months old, I would like to thank the morons of covers for participating and therefore sealing your fate as an eternal douchemoron of covers.

So many have shown their true moronic nature in this thread.  It is truly mindboggling to think that there are people this dumb in the world, but here we have proof that even absolute morons can own a computer and somehow put a sentence together - although quite often totally incoherent and illogical.

I would have never guessed morons of this magnitude could boot up a computer and actually get a double click to work, but I am once again frightened and encouraged at the same time at the ingenuity of the disability that we often label as morons.

Congratulations douchemorons - heres to another 300 posts and 6 more months!!!

Typical response, You're just like all my other patients after I hit the nail on the head.. A little bit of anger, followed by a defensive attacks to others to take the subject off of you.   That was the last bit of evidence I needed, so I'm done pouring gasoline all over your dieing fire.

It's okay though brother, your secret is safe with me ,  you can continue to play your characters as long as you get some sort of enjoyment out of it.. just be careful, sometimes people get lost into character and actually really start to believe it's what they are.. Prime example is Silvester Stallone, he still to this day thinks his fight with hulk hogan was real life

I would be willing to bet my yacht is bigger than yours "junior". You really are the geek that is in your avatar. People like you are the exact reason why the economy is going to shit. You are no better than the other 99% of the members here at Covers.com. You think you are, but you are nothing more than a little piss ant that roams the grass in my back yard. I would love to meet you face to face to prove everything you own and yourself, which isn't much, is a total joke. But you and I both know that will never happen because you are too busy trying to be Mr. Cool, or Mr. Tough Guy behind the little 19" CRT monitor your grandma gave you last Christmas. Your sitting upstairs in your little attic bedroom your grandparents house with a piece of shit computer talking crap. Your parents are probably a lost cause as they fucked up and had you when they were 15 smoking crack and drinking colt 40's while your mom was pregnant. You are a disgrace to the society and probably expect a free hand when giving one. You are just the skinny little kid that couldn't in life and no has to resort to a cyber life to make yourself feel important in this world. No one believes you, no one ever will.

Wow.  Just when I think it cant get any better.....

A new level of moron emerges from the scum pond.

You sound angry that a kid that looks like me can have all the bling I got.  You sound angry that your life isnt glamorous and high society like mine.  You sound angry that you have a regular jobby job and I dont, you have a regular girly and I have a supermodel, and you get blown on holidays and I only DONT get blown on holidays.

Chillax.  Thats how I roll - and you cant change it - HATER!!

Now excuse me I have temporarily been thrown off of my blowjob schedule.  Janice's stomach is growling.

LOL. What an idiot. Keep dreaming. Your stupidity shows by the lack of intelligence in your response.

Wannabe.  Hater.  Jealous fuck.

I think this Vanzack idiot has two personalities. His first one, is a dipshit punk that got molested as a child and his second one thinks he is some superstar with planes, trains, and automobiles....Get help kid...

 

 

Dan Quayle has nothing on you.

also, I know it drives the women crazy....but you should ease off on the protein powder and give up on the roids.  Those biceps are massive...some might think they are no bigger than a pimple on a flies ass.  Not me though....I am thinking there is one yacht cruising, high rolling, fine tuned, blow job getting, nunchuk swinging mis-shaped head big eared mofo.

Yeah you were right vanzack, its a funny thread, but its sad too.  Some people are so stupid...  just the way they take it so seriously and get so mad and say your a fake.  Its sad.  Like beautiful little boys and girls that dont believe in santa... except if santa were real

just a few highlights

We will be there in about 2 days, if the winds are right.

Douchebag, my joke is that I am "a branch manager of a tree trimming company"




I hope that the psychologist is right about you and you do use some drugs, because if you do it is clearly just weed, and i would love to smoke a blunt with vanzack on the yacht some day.  Maybe in return I could get a blowjob from 2 of the swedish swimsuit team ladies?

What hath I wrought?

 

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