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#251
this thread pretty much sets the bar for the intelligence and maturity level at Covers... not... good...
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Paging Vanzack and other who make their lives as professional gamblers
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#255
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
OK - I thought about this and Im a little pissed.
We arrived in Curacao this morning, and Wendy (tight brunette - a smoking body but grill could use a little work - last in my rotation) says to me "these covers guys are assholes!"
And you know what? I had to agree.
Who the fuck are you guys to question my credentials? Yes I live most of the time on a yacht, and yes I surround myself with the finer things in life (including supermodels) - why the fuck do you guys find it necessary to knock me down a notch?
For those who dont believe me, I can prove who I am because I am bonafide. Here are some pics from my scene:
PIC 1 (wendy bottom left)
PIC 2 (me with some of the broads on a tender)
Now who doesnt believe me bitches!!
This is hilarious, I'm not one to bash or attack someone but come on! I've been reading this thread and maybe someone already mentioned it but you guys do realize that pic is of Jack Nicholson in France right?
here's the article for the pic. LINK
seriously WTF?
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Posted:
#256
Quote Originally Posted by Sharkysden:
This is hilarious, I'm not one to bash or attack someone but come on! I've been reading this thread and maybe someone already mentioned it but you guys do realize that pic is of Jack Nicholson in France right?
here's the article for the pic. LINK
seriously WTF?
This is hilarious, I'm not one to bash or attack someone but come on! I've been reading this thread and maybe someone already mentioned it but you guys do realize that pic is of Jack Nicholson in France right?
here's the article for the pic. LINK
seriously WTF?
If you read the thread you would know I have a pending lawsuit against Jack Nicholson for impersonating me. He is obsessed with me.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Posted:
#257
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
If you read the thread you would know I have a pending lawsuit against Jack Nicholson for impersonating me. He is obsessed with me.
I posted that comment half way through the thread, then when I was done reading the whole thing I understood what's going on here.
Very funny
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Posted:
#258
Get out of you Mom's basement you stupid dumbass. If you call getting a blowjob jerking yourself off while watching porn then keep living in your dreamworld. If you actually do all these things then you wouldn't have to brag about it. The girls on your so called yacht are quite disquisting. If you want to prove yourself have one or two of your "so called" bitches hold up a sign saying "I Love Vanzack" or something gay like that. You do make some good points on betting and have been around for a while but you have lost all cred with me.
"Suck It Bitch"
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Posted:
#260
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
You morons just keep coming at me and Im mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Chriscapper has sent me over the edge.
Guess what? I didnt want to have to do this, but you made me, oh yes - you made me - and the girls arent here to stop me. Im going to tell you why my name isnt really Zack - its because my name is really someone rich and famous that even all of you snot nosed MOFOs at covers would know from your basements!!
So Im rich and famous - and you arent - and you are pissed that I get all of the cars, cash, and poontang you want but cant get.
And oh yes - THAT IS HOW I ROLL. See the pics? Count the babes on my boat. Not one, not two, 10 at a time.
Can Chriscapper say he has ever had 5 blowjobs in a day and won 150K on baseball and not even cared>???? Fuck no. He bangs a toothless overweight ho and watches a rabbit ears black and white while sipping on gin and juice.
Take that Chriscapper.
Now I must warn you - if you attempt to respond in an inflamatory fashion I will be forced to have my high priced lawyers subpoena you too. Notice why the other morons like Godfather and Bacrol have stopped posting? The long arm of the law extends right to my yacht motherfucker and Im not taking this anymore. Respond with respect or you will find your ass in the same stinky cell rotting away on Barbados as these other two assclowns.
Tread lightly....
Wish I had seen this one alot sooner.
"and oh yes THAT IS HOW I ROLL.- see the pics"
As a matter of fact I did see the pics, in particular your avatar. I make the following comments on the assumption you have posted your own picture as your avatar. If it is not you, then I shutter at the thought of having to explain why you would select the image of someone whose characterstics certainly transcend normal gender boundries.
The first thing that comes to mind when I see your picture is...now there is a high roller. The first clue is the custom fit designer clothing. You most definitely are making a fashion statement. That being said, if you spend $3 bucks on clothing you have alot of extra cash for fueling your yacht. Above all you are smart - as you have told us many times. And then there is your personal appearance. No question........the over sized left ear and mis-shaped head would cause women to want to blow you on the spot. I can see why they would line up for the opportunity. Honestly now...some day, in a darkened room you might actually experience your first blow job....that is if your are flexible enough.
If you want to spin a tale of intrigue, riches, style and moving in the fast lane....start by displaying an image of yourself that is consistent with how you roll. After seeing this particular image I have decided to give an extra $1000 to the Special Olympics. You did mention you were competiive martial arts skills some where in this thread.
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Posted:
#264
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
Sorry, didnt see this thread until this morning. We were sailing the passage between St Lucia and St Vincent and I always seem to lose the satellite hookup. My captain told me about this thread this morning, and you can imagine my excitement. I adore threads devoted to my favorite subject - me.
Over the years with my own experience, I have identified 2 types of gamblers. Let me describe:
1. Type A gamblers (95%) - gamble for fun, entertainment, action junkies, chase, bet teasers and negative EV parlays, use CC to fund their accounts, think of gambling money as rent money or spending money, bet haphazardly, dont understand or care to understand theory, never introspect about how to get better, are jealous, dont understand those who win, believe myths about gambling, believe in luck, believe in non correlated trends, dont care to know math or probability, talk about fixes, talk about their own bad luck, criticize anyone who wins, theorize about how people win incorrectly, put emphasis on all the wrong things, spend all their time searching for the winner of the day, are emotional and let their emotions rule them and their decisions, and lose money. These are the equivalent of cavemen looking up at the stars, hypothesizing about how a world they dont understand works.
2. Type B gamblers (5%) - Everything is done to make money, treat gambling as a business, understand winners are not the most important thing in making money, use advanced techniques to make the most money, constantly evaluate process rather than handicapping, use methods other than handicapping to make money, dont chase, dont bet for action, pick their spots, are emotionless, are like machines, understand math and probability, and make money.
Now - its no surprise that 95% of the posters in this thread, and 95% of the posters on covers are type A gamblers, and its no surprise either the jealously of me in this thread. You guys just dont get it, probably never will because you dont have the patience or the fortitude, and you will always be on the sidelines losing money wondering with your buddies (the majority) "how can anyone make money doing this"?
All I can tell you is that I have made money the last 7 years doing this. I can also tell you that there are plenty of others here who are professionals and make money too - I know this for a fact. The bottom line is that I can make more money going 53% than you morons can going 60% - you can laugh all you want but it is your own defense system doing the laughing - because you know its true. I cant post on covers all the times I make money without even making a bet, or how I can make money live betting, or how I sell games off at HT, or all of the other strategies I employ - you guys dont understand all of this - all you understand is the "winner of the day mentality".
Ever wonder why the most popular threads (besides the ones about me) are the ones with the hot handicapper of the day? Pucku or matrixxx or whatever - ever look in those threads and see who is posting there? Guys with less than 3 months on covers.... and ever say to yourself "I wonder why that is?" Why isnt the guys posting in Puckus threads today going to be in the guy who is hot handicappers threads 4 months from now? Because he is already broke. Because he has no idea, even with Puckus picks how to make money and he is BROKE. Dont you morons get this? Look at the date next to my name. You think Im losing year after year after year? You think I post the insight I do, without having some clue as to what Im doing? You know better.
Now, I will answer questions if you like. St Vincent is a nice place but the supermodels are getting antsy to head down to Curacao to party with the boys from Pinny, so Im going to set sail this evening, but I will check back to this thread. I always like helping the boys at covers. I barely even post in the regular forums anymore because the PBOX Nation are the only ones who can talk about hgih level theory anymore - if you post out in the baseball forum you get drowned off the first page in an hour because of all of your "pick of the day" threads - and all of you idiots keep losing money and dont know why - cavemen looking up at the stars.
And for those who say "nobody who bets XXX would post on covers" or "nobody who does this for a living would post on covers" - let me explain something to you: Its relatively a boring solitary existence gambling for a living. You morons have the distraction of going to your mundane 9-5 existence every day which provides the necessary social outlets for you to get through the day. Why wouldnt a gambler seek out people of like mind to "hang out with" even if it is on a message board? You guys dont get it, people like me are MORE likely to post here than you idiots who might get the boss mad if he sees you on here. Cavemen.
If I had a nickel for every time I met a group of guys as dumb as the guys on covers, Id have 5 cents right now.
This post tells me everything I need to know about Vanzack.. I'm a pshycologist and I can tell exactly whats going on here..
Heres my evaluation of "The Mysteries of Vanzack".
The Mystery of vanzack.. The guy with a shit load of posts who has been around for a while, knowing the # of posts works to his respect advantage.. Definatley a guy who has a lot of time to Think, I wouldn't doubt the use of some sort of drugs, Definatley has an inflated view of himself.. He amuses himself and kills time by using the message board, due to loneliness for whatever unknown reasons.(FYI, winning gambles with hot models on a yacht do not result in loneliness!)..
In my honest opinion, I would not say Vanzack wins gambling.. I think he's actually a degenerate "B" gambler who does all the things "A" type gambles do, you were actually describing yourself and making it look like you were describing others..
Heres a good question for all you gamblers who actually believe you will win.. Why the hell would Vegas, Locals, or Internet gambling sites actually make a business to lose $$?
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Posted:
#265
I forgot to add. With your words Vanzack.. you tend to give people a false sense of hope that theres a great way to make $$ every year consistently.. I've read your theories and thoughts and agree with them as theories, but as far as them being realistic, nearly impossible.
My advice is to stop lieing to yourself and others, unless you do this strictly as to get a rise out of people, I suggest you move on with your future, lies aside
My advice is to stop lieing to yourself and others, unless you do this strictly as to get a rise out of people, I suggest you move on with your future, lies aside
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Posted:
#266
Quote Originally Posted by Rookie_Bookie:
This post tells me everything I need to know about Vanzack.. I'm a pshycologist and I can tell exactly whats going on here..
Heres my evaluation of "The Mysteries of Vanzack".
The Mystery of vanzack.. The guy with a shit load of posts who has been around for a while, knowing the # of posts works to his respect advantage.. Definatley a guy who has a lot of time to Think, I wouldn't doubt the use of some sort of drugs, Definatley has an inflated view of himself.. He amuses himself and kills time by using the message board, due to loneliness for whatever unknown reasons.(FYI, winning gambles with hot models on a yacht do not result in loneliness!)..
In my honest opinion, I would not say Vanzack wins gambling.. I think he's actually a degenerate "B" gambler who does all the things "A" type gambles do, you were actually describing yourself and making it look like you were describing others..
Heres a good question for all you gamblers who actually believe you will win.. Why the hell would Vegas, Locals, or Internet gambling sites actually make a business to lose $$?
This post tells me everything I need to know about Vanzack.. I'm a pshycologist and I can tell exactly whats going on here..
Heres my evaluation of "The Mysteries of Vanzack".
The Mystery of vanzack.. The guy with a shit load of posts who has been around for a while, knowing the # of posts works to his respect advantage.. Definatley a guy who has a lot of time to Think, I wouldn't doubt the use of some sort of drugs, Definatley has an inflated view of himself.. He amuses himself and kills time by using the message board, due to loneliness for whatever unknown reasons.(FYI, winning gambles with hot models on a yacht do not result in loneliness!)..
In my honest opinion, I would not say Vanzack wins gambling.. I think he's actually a degenerate "B" gambler who does all the things "A" type gambles do, you were actually describing yourself and making it look like you were describing others..
Heres a good question for all you gamblers who actually believe you will win.. Why the hell would Vegas, Locals, or Internet gambling sites actually make a business to lose $$?
If I went to a psychologist, I would want one who could spell the words "definitely" and "lying". Thats first.
Second, I will answer your question above - as I already have in this post but you apparantly need help with reading comprehension. Vegas, locals, internet sites make tons of money, but they make money on the 95% group. The 5% makes money. But the books make money overall - is that a hard concept to understand? I guess so for fake psychologists with a spelling problem and logic problem.
Thirdly, thanks for the advice about my future. I will take it under advisement after my morning blowjob. Maybe I will take a stack of 100 dollar bills and light them on fire and see how fast they burn today, and if they burn faster than normal I will take that as a sign to listen to you.
You jealous morons are all the same. You try to take some high stance like you know I am lying and you know the truth. Problem is, you dont know the truth. You sit on your disgusting couch and pretend you know the truth. Like I said above, you are a caveman looking at the stars trying to give other cavemen advice. Great. Listen to a caveman, or listen to a yacht owning multiple blowjob getting mofo who burns money for fun.
Back to your pretend psychology. Maybe in your next examination you can teach your subject how to spell.
Dumbass.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Posted:
#268
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
If I went to a psychologist, I would want one who could spell the words "definitely" and "lying". Thats first.
Second, I will answer your question above - as I already have in this post but you apparantly need help with reading comprehension. Vegas, locals, internet sites make tons of money, but they make money on the 95% group. The 5% makes money. But the books make money overall - is that a hard concept to understand? I guess so for fake psychologists with a spelling problem and logic problem.
Thirdly, thanks for the advice about my future. I will take it under advisement after my morning blowjob. Maybe I will take a stack of 100 dollar bills and light them on fire and see how fast they burn today, and if they burn faster than normal I will take that as a sign to listen to you.
You jealous morons are all the same. You try to take some high stance like you know I am lying and you know the truth. Problem is, you dont know the truth. You sit on your disgusting couch and pretend you know the truth. Like I said above, you are a caveman looking at the stars trying to give other cavemen advice. Great. Listen to a caveman, or listen to a yacht owning multiple blowjob getting mofo who burns money for fun.
Back to your pretend psychology. Maybe in your next examination you can teach your subject how to spell.
Dumbass.
Please.........look in the mirror and then try to convince us anything. This is where spinning a tail and reality diverge. There is no way, no way in hell you have been anywhere near a yacht....perhaps to clean the head, but definitely not to get head.
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Posted:
#269
Quote Originally Posted by Allbutbroke:
Please.........look in the mirror and then try to convince us anything. This is where spinning a tail and reality diverge. There is no way, no way in hell you have been anywhere near a yacht....perhaps to clean the head, but definitely not to get head.
You obviously haven't clicked on the BONAFIDE links of pics of me on my yacht IN THIS THREAD.
Dumbass.
Support your local animal shelter. I am on twitter.
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Posted:
#270
Quote Originally Posted by vanzack:
You obviously haven't clicked on the BONAFIDE links of pics of me on my yacht IN THIS THREAD.
Dumbass.
Who is the dweeb in your avatar? Is that the high roller himself? If not, why select an image of some punk ass, big eared, mis-shaped head individual as your avatar?
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