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#76
Quote Originally Posted by DickTracy:
I know you're young, but quit being a little bitch and tell her you want her to gargle your balls. You're wasting your time with all this Facebook shit.
I know you're young, but quit being a little bitch and tell her you want her to gargle your balls. You're wasting your time with all this Facebook shit.
If you're 30 or older, the novelty of Facebook wears of very quickly. Once you see what all the chicks you used to bang are up to and if they still are a viable side piece option, it's over. Honestly, outside of that use, what the hell purpose does a heterosexual man have on Facebook after that age?
Many of the posters in this thread are correct. Do you not have an ounce of testosterone in your blood? Make it clear you have interest in more than Facebook, take her out somewhere decent, fuck her. It really isn't that hard.
After all, this girl is working at a fast food joint. Might be a generalization here, but she's low-hanging fruit. If you can't have moderate success with this type of girl, you're in trouble.
Couple tips: 1. Find a way to bring up smoking pot. Mostly everyone is smoking these days, she probably does too. This does two things.. it establishes you as a bad boy/man and could give you a chance to immediately spend some casual time alone with her. If she does get stoned with you? Slam dunk.
2. Go in there and order with an attractive girl, girlfriend or not. This establishes that you are suitable to be around from another woman's perspective. Do this more than once, then never do it again. It establishes credibility without ever actually doing anything.
3. Jack off first. No need to have an already feeble mind clouded at crunch time.
