Posted:
#51
Turn in your mancard immediatly.
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Operation Chick Fila
Posted:
#53
Your 22
Your a Virgin
Your from Minnesota
Dude, take a trip to San Diego CA
cross the border into TJ Mexico (make sure you get a passport) ask the cabby to take you to zona del norte or just say Chicago Club or adalita's
walk in buy yourself a drink, pick one of the girls
buy her a drink
agree to pay her 60 bucks for twenty minutes up stairs at the 11 dollar for 20 minute hotel
put the condom on, and at 22 and still virgin, 3 or 4 pumps is all it will take.
go back down, have another drink and repeat atleast 2 more times that night.
repeat same scenario for 5 days
fly back to Minnesota and you will be a different man.
You will thank me for the rest of your life.
Your a Virgin
Your from Minnesota
Dude, take a trip to San Diego CA
cross the border into TJ Mexico (make sure you get a passport) ask the cabby to take you to zona del norte or just say Chicago Club or adalita's
walk in buy yourself a drink, pick one of the girls
buy her a drink
agree to pay her 60 bucks for twenty minutes up stairs at the 11 dollar for 20 minute hotel
put the condom on, and at 22 and still virgin, 3 or 4 pumps is all it will take.
go back down, have another drink and repeat atleast 2 more times that night.
repeat same scenario for 5 days
fly back to Minnesota and you will be a different man.
You will thank me for the rest of your life.
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Posted:
#54
stop being a weirdo.
this is not math class. you dont need an A in %'s.
but you do need to speak. no computer......
all they can say is no.
same bs you here all the time. just be yourself. be honest upfront and quick with your delivery. introduce yourself and ask for a number. thats it.
eventually one will bite.
gl....
...cant you get rid of your "friend" request on gayface?
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Posted:
#55
Don't be so afraid to talk to girls. It's like baseball...if you get a hit in only 3 out of 10 plate appearances you are hitting .300 and are likely on the All Star team and a future Hall of Famer. Ask 10 girls out and if 7 say no and only 3 say yes, you are still a fucking All Star. You're trying to walk your way on base, son. Get up there and swing the bat and quit staring at pitches right down the middle. 
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Posted:
#57
Damn it man....post #27, I told you to copy paste!
Stop being a weenie. you can still copy paste just delete "Hey" at the beginning and say "I should have introduced myself" and then leave the rest.
JUST DO IT.
I know you aren't 'the man' but you have to be "the man" if you ever want to be her man so get in there and SAY SOMETHING. If she ignores you, who cares.
You're not realizing something, she doesn't know who you are! She never thinks about you, she doesnt have a thread on the internet about you, she didn't accept your friend request because of this. BE BOLD, tell her who you are and why you're adding her. Don't puss out, you can still do it, otherwise you fade into mush like every other guy that never went after what he wanted. Just copy paste the damn message will ya.
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Posted:
#59
Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:
Don't be so afraid to talk to girls. It's like baseball...if you get a hit in only 3 out of 10 plate appearances you are hitting .300 and are likely on the All Star team and a future Hall of Famer. Ask 10 girls out and if 7 say no and only 3 say yes, you are still a fucking All Star. You're trying to walk your way on base, son. Get up there and swing the bat and quit staring at pitches right down the middle.
Don't be so afraid to talk to girls. It's like baseball...if you get a hit in only 3 out of 10 plate appearances you are hitting .300 and are likely on the All Star team and a future Hall of Famer. Ask 10 girls out and if 7 say no and only 3 say yes, you are still a fucking All Star. You're trying to walk your way on base, son. Get up there and swing the bat and quit staring at pitches right down the middle.
great analogy, seriously
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Posted:
#63
Quote Originally Posted by mafioso:
Your 22
Your a Virgin
Your from Minnesota
Dude, take a trip to San Diego CA
cross the border into TJ Mexico (make sure you get a passport) ask the cabby to take you to zona del norte or just say Chicago Club or adalita's
walk in buy yourself a drink, pick one of the girls
buy her a drink
agree to pay her 60 bucks for twenty minutes up stairs at the 11 dollar for 20 minute hotel
put the condom on, and at 22 and still virgin, 3 or 4 pumps is all it will take.
go back down, have another drink and repeat atleast 2 more times that night.
repeat same scenario for 5 days
fly back to Minnesota and you will be a different man.
You will thank me for the rest of your life.
Your 22
Your a Virgin
Your from Minnesota
Dude, take a trip to San Diego CA
cross the border into TJ Mexico (make sure you get a passport) ask the cabby to take you to zona del norte or just say Chicago Club or adalita's
walk in buy yourself a drink, pick one of the girls
buy her a drink
agree to pay her 60 bucks for twenty minutes up stairs at the 11 dollar for 20 minute hotel
put the condom on, and at 22 and still virgin, 3 or 4 pumps is all it will take.
go back down, have another drink and repeat atleast 2 more times that night.
repeat same scenario for 5 days
fly back to Minnesota and you will be a different man.
You will thank me for the rest of your life.
No comment on your "plan". It might not be a bad idea, but one does NOT need a passport to walk across the border. A DL is fine and you should study up on the difference between your and you're.
Your performance is (imo) more embarrassing than what you are teasing him for.
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Posted:
#64
Quote Originally Posted by Henry-Lilly:
Don't be so afraid to talk to girls. It's like baseball...if you get a hit in only 3 out of 10 plate appearances you are hitting .300 and are likely on the All Star team and a future Hall of Famer. Ask 10 girls out and if 7 say no and only 3 say yes, you are still a fucking All Star. You're trying to walk your way on base, son. Get up there and swing the bat and quit staring at pitches right down the middle.
Don't be so afraid to talk to girls. It's like baseball...if you get a hit in only 3 out of 10 plate appearances you are hitting .300 and are likely on the All Star team and a future Hall of Famer. Ask 10 girls out and if 7 say no and only 3 say yes, you are still a fucking All Star. You're trying to walk your way on base, son. Get up there and swing the bat and quit staring at pitches right down the middle.
You need to approach her. If you swing and miss, it's still a learning experience. The next time will be a bit easier.
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Posted:
#65
Quote Originally Posted by esplanade:
No comment on your "plan". It might not be a bad idea, but one does NOT need a passport to walk across the border. A DL is fine and you should study up on the difference between your and you're.
Your performance is (imo) more embarrassing than what you are teasing him for.
No comment on your "plan". It might not be a bad idea, but one does NOT need a passport to walk across the border. A DL is fine and you should study up on the difference between your and you're.
Your performance is (imo) more embarrassing than what you are teasing him for.
Your wrong, I live an hour from the border, Been going to Caliente to place wagers for over 20 years, Do not tell me you do not need a passport, Me thinks someone is still hot over the beted issue lol, good luck with that by the way.
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Posted:
#66
Well then you're less informed than you're letting on. I've been there recently and a passport is NOT required. Since this is a betting site, let's put some cash on it.
What does Beted have to do with this purely factual issue?
It's fairly immaterial how long you've been going there and how far from the border you live as well. (Because according to you the rules were recently changed and there is also more than one place to cross).
Just because you claim to be a mafioso, doesn't give you credibility and it's still 'you're'..............................
What does Beted have to do with this purely factual issue?
It's fairly immaterial how long you've been going there and how far from the border you live as well. (Because according to you the rules were recently changed and there is also more than one place to cross).
Just because you claim to be a mafioso, doesn't give you credibility and it's still 'you're'..............................
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Posted:
#70
You need the right opening line:
"As you can tell, I'm into chicks"
"You know, there's something about a gal in uniform"
"I can put the FEEL in Chick-feel-A"
"How about we double this order, and you and me split a nice 40-ouncer"?
"Whenever I eat chicken, my cock wants to 'doodle do you'
"You know, I can make my own 'Special Sauce'
"The bitches over at Popeye's are skanks, which is why I choose to dine here"
"Ever heard the phrase 'choke my chicken'?"
"Could I get your buns to go, too?"
"I was just wondering, since you work here, do you taste like chicken"?
"You know those commercials with the Cows? That was my idea....."
"Let's see. A couple of breasts, pair of thighs, tender white meat..........oh yeah, I'd like some chicken, too...."
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