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    Know how to wake-up Lady- Gaga??

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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 4:19 PM ET #1

    Poker-face.  
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    Poker-face.  
     
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 4:47 PM ET #2

    Boo this man

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    Boo this man

     
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 4:56 PM ET #3

    Too Soon
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 5:48 PM ET #4

    Hahaha! My daughter thinks that's the funniest joke of all time.

    Screw you guys

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    Hahaha! My daughter thinks that's the funniest joke of all time.

    Screw you guys

     
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 5:59 PM ET #5

    LIKE THIS
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 6:26 PM ET #6

    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Hahaha! My daughter thinks that's the funniest joke of all time.

    Screw you guys

    You tell jokes to your daughter about men sticking their dicks in women’s faces?

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Hahaha! My daughter thinks that's the funniest joke of all time.

    Screw you guys

    You tell jokes to your daughter about men sticking their dicks in women’s faces?

     

     
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 6:32 PM ET #7

    Lady Gaga might not be everyones cup of tea, but she is one hell of a performer to see live and she is making them big bucks
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    Lady Gaga might not be everyones cup of tea, but she is one hell of a performer to see live and she is making them big bucks
     
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 6:49 PM ET #8

    Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

    You tell jokes to your daughter about men sticking their dicks in women’s faces?

     

    Dude, seriously  get a clue. It's a reference to her stupid song "Poker-Face" Do you not know what a Poker-Face is??

    I did not write-out "Poke her in the face with your dick"

    You must be really bored today bro

     

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    Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

    You tell jokes to your daughter about men sticking their dicks in women’s faces?

     

    Dude, seriously  get a clue. It's a reference to her stupid song "Poker-Face" Do you not know what a Poker-Face is??

    I did not write-out "Poke her in the face with your dick"

    You must be really bored today bro

     

     
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 6:59 PM ET #9

    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Dude, seriously  get a clue. It's a reference to her stupid song "Poker-Face" Do you not know what a Poker-Face is??

    I did not write-out "Poke her in the face with your dick"

    You must be really bored today bro

     



    Yes that is what he meant, do you speak that way to your little girl ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Dude, seriously  get a clue. It's a reference to her stupid song "Poker-Face" Do you not know what a Poker-Face is??

    I did not write-out "Poke her in the face with your dick"

    You must be really bored today bro

     



    Yes that is what he meant, do you speak that way to your little girl ?
     
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 7:16 PM ET #10

    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Dude, seriously  get a clue. It's a reference to her stupid song "Poker-Face" Do you not know what a Poker-Face is??

    I did not write-out "Poke her in the face with your dick"

    You must be really bored today bro

     

    Hes knows its a reference to her song. What adult wouldnt think that meant dick to face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Dude, seriously  get a clue. It's a reference to her stupid song "Poker-Face" Do you not know what a Poker-Face is??

    I did not write-out "Poke her in the face with your dick"

    You must be really bored today bro

     

    Hes knows its a reference to her song. What adult wouldnt think that meant dick to face?

     
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    Posted: Jun. 23, 2011 - 7:32 PM ET #11

    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Dude, seriously  get a clue. It's a reference to her stupid song "Poker-Face" Do you not know what a Poker-Face is??

    I did not write-out "Poke her in the face with your dick"

    You must be really bored today bro

    No shit that’s what the reference is.  

    Pretty much any person over 16 would know what that meant. And if your daughter isn’t over 16, well that makes it even shadier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Dude, seriously  get a clue. It's a reference to her stupid song "Poker-Face" Do you not know what a Poker-Face is??

    I did not write-out "Poke her in the face with your dick"

    You must be really bored today bro

    No shit that’s what the reference is.  

    Pretty much any person over 16 would know what that meant. And if your daughter isn’t over 16, well that makes it even shadier.

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 1:06 PM ET #12

    Amazing how a bunch of supposed educated adults can turn a silly kids joke into something sick & twisted.

    Sorry you guys didn't "get-it". Have a great weekend.

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    Amazing how a bunch of supposed educated adults can turn a silly kids joke into something sick & twisted.

    Sorry you guys didn't "get-it". Have a great weekend.

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 1:18 PM ET #13

    that cartman rendition is classic.
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    that cartman rendition is classic.
     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 1:18 PM ET #14

    StraightShooter fucking sucks. Don't pay any attention.
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    StraightShooter fucking sucks. Don't pay any attention.
     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 1:28 PM ET #15

    Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:

    LIKE THIS

    Longer Cartman Version

    "......i dont give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree..."  im gonna have this shit in my head all day now...thanks crow
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    Quote Originally Posted by Crowkillers:

    LIKE THIS

    Longer Cartman Version

    "......i dont give a crap about whales so go and hug a tree..."  im gonna have this shit in my head all day now...thanks crow
     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 3:41 PM ET #16

    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyGod:



    Yes that is what he meant, do you speak that way to your little girl ?

    So that’s how it is in their family.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyGod:



    Yes that is what he meant, do you speak that way to your little girl ?

    So that’s how it is in their family.

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 3:47 PM ET #17

    Quote Originally Posted by ManassaMauler:

    StraightShooter fucking sucks. Don't pay any attention.

    Says the guy that likes to start internet fights, but when he gets his ass handed to him he runs to covers help to beg the mods to  lock the thread to hide his embarrassment.

    https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=27&sub=101070529&page=1

    https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=17&sub=101074323&page=1

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManassaMauler:

    StraightShooter fucking sucks. Don't pay any attention.

    Says the guy that likes to start internet fights, but when he gets his ass handed to him he runs to covers help to beg the mods to  lock the thread to hide his embarrassment.

    https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=27&sub=101070529&page=1

    https://www.covers.com/postingforum/post01/showmessage.aspx?spt=17&sub=101074323&page=1

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 3:48 PM ET #18

    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Amazing how a bunch of supposed educated adults can turn a silly kids joke into something sick & twisted.

    Sorry you guys didn't "get-it". Have a great weekend.

    Oh no, we get the joke. We are just a little taken back that a man would admit to joking with his own daughter about men sticking their dicks in women’s faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Amazing how a bunch of supposed educated adults can turn a silly kids joke into something sick & twisted.

    Sorry you guys didn't "get-it". Have a great weekend.

    Oh no, we get the joke. We are just a little taken back that a man would admit to joking with his own daughter about men sticking their dicks in women’s faces.

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 4:02 PM ET #19

    Shooter, please take your attempts at picking a fight somewhere else. 

    Read the joke. You clearly DON'T GET IT. It's a silly kids joke & It's even more funny that I have to explain it to you. Never once was a dick mentioned until you brought it up.

    Only a sick person like you would even think about a man telling dick jokes to his child. What the hell is wrong with you, seriously??

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    Shooter, please take your attempts at picking a fight somewhere else. 

    Read the joke. You clearly DON'T GET IT. It's a silly kids joke & It's even more funny that I have to explain it to you. Never once was a dick mentioned until you brought it up.

    Only a sick person like you would even think about a man telling dick jokes to his child. What the hell is wrong with you, seriously??

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 4:09 PM ET #20

    None of us are trying to pick a fight with you. We are just a bit concerned that a man would admit he likes to joke about men sticking their dicks in women’s faces to his own daughter.

    Let’s look at the facts:

    You posted “Know how to wake-up Lady- Gaga??... Poker-face.  “

    You then added “Hahaha! My daughter thinks that's the funniest joke of all time.”

    In your last post you said “only a sick person like you would even think about a man telling dick jokes to his child.”

    Well since you not only thought about telling the joke, but you actually DID tell the joke I guess, by your own statement, you are “a sick person.”

    Finally something we agree on.  

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    None of us are trying to pick a fight with you. We are just a bit concerned that a man would admit he likes to joke about men sticking their dicks in women’s faces to his own daughter.

    Let’s look at the facts:

    You posted “Know how to wake-up Lady- Gaga??... Poker-face.  “

    You then added “Hahaha! My daughter thinks that's the funniest joke of all time.”

    In your last post you said “only a sick person like you would even think about a man telling dick jokes to his child.”

    Well since you not only thought about telling the joke, but you actually DID tell the joke I guess, by your own statement, you are “a sick person.”

    Finally something we agree on.  

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 4:13 PM ET #21

    The punch-line isn't "Poke her in the face with a Dick"

    You made that up all on your own, sicko. The thread presents itself.

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    The punch-line isn't "Poke her in the face with a Dick"

    You made that up all on your own, sicko. The thread presents itself.

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 4:17 PM ET #22

    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Amazing how a bunch of supposed educated adults can turn a silly kids joke into something sick & twisted.

    Sorry you guys didn't "get-it". Have a great weekend.



    Explain to me why you think it's ok to speak to children this way ? Do you let your 5 year old watch porno ? Is that normal behavior in your family ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by captaincredit:

    Amazing how a bunch of supposed educated adults can turn a silly kids joke into something sick & twisted.

    Sorry you guys didn't "get-it". Have a great weekend.



    Explain to me why you think it's ok to speak to children this way ? Do you let your 5 year old watch porno ? Is that normal behavior in your family ?
     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 4:18 PM ET #23

    So are you claiming that saying “Know how to wake-up Lady- Gaga??... Poker-face.  " isn’t talking about a dick in a woman’s face?

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    So are you claiming that saying “Know how to wake-up Lady- Gaga??... Poker-face.  " isn’t talking about a dick in a woman’s face?

     
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    Posted: Jun. 24, 2011 - 4:22 PM ET #24

    Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

    So are you claiming that saying “Know how to wake-up Lady- Gaga??... Poker-face.  " isn’t talking about a dick in a woman’s face?



    You mean the song ? I don't think it's about anything I mean she is dressed in tinfoil dancing around a pool.  Probably a college course on her in States eh Straight ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by StraightShooter:

    So are you claiming that saying “Know how to wake-up Lady- Gaga??... Poker-face.  " isn’t talking about a dick in a woman’s face?



    You mean the song ? I don't think it's about anything I mean she is dressed in tinfoil dancing around a pool.  Probably a college course on her in States eh Straight ?
     
     
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    You mean the song ? I don't think it's about anything I mean she is dressed in tinfoil dancing around a pool.  Probably a college course on her in States eh Straight ?

    No I was talking about the OP trying to say his joke wasn’t about a dick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnlyGod:



    You mean the song ? I don't think it's about anything I mean she is dressed in tinfoil dancing around a pool.  Probably a college course on her in States eh Straight ?

    No I was talking about the OP trying to say his joke wasn’t about a dick.

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