A minister said to his congregation, "Next week I'll be preaching about the sin of lying. I'd like everyone to read Mark Chapter 17."
The next Sunday he asked "Who read Mark 17?" Every hand went into the air. The minister grinned as he looked upon his flock & said "Mark only has 16 Chapters."
Let's talk about lying.
A young man walks in to and asks to have a word with his father.
"Dad, I have to talk to you."
His dad pays him little mind and continues to read his newspaper.
"Dad, can we talk? Something happened at school today?"
"What's that, son?" still reading his paper.
"Dad, at school today, I had sex with my teacher!"
Well upon hearing this, the man puts his paper down.
"What?! Son, are you serious?" Then he starts to grin, proudly. "Son. Son! Do you realize that I was in college before I boned one of my professors? How old are you now? 15?! Chip off the ol' block! This deserves a celebration! You know what? How about that new bike you've been wanting? We can go get that bike right now if you want!"
"Yeah, I guess," the boy says. "Sounds great, but can we go tomorrow?
"Tomorrow? Sure, son, but why?"
"I just want to rest. My ass really hurts."
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